1000 Thing You Can Do With A Human!

[The Escapist]

Ok, like the egg game but its with a human. Idea goes to Daniela. Ok so heres how you play if you dont know.

1000 "what you can do with a human here"

Then just countdown. Ill go first!

1000 "Meet It"

[Glossal Fragster]

999 "tickle it!"

[Cobalt]

998 taunt it

[mc_squared]

997

Eat it (if you're a cannibal, a predatory animal, Hannibal Lecter or a flesh-eating zombie).:rolleyes:

[Julie]

996
kiss it:kiss:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

995 love it:love:

[iPsy]

994 ENJOY IT! ;)

[mc_squared]

993 Assimilate it (as the Borg do).

[Twisted mind]

992 Bury it alive

[Tnspieler1012]

991 Squeeze it ;)

[Yellow Hill]

990

Kick it in its face

[Carla]

989
Take it to the mall ;)

[Yellow Hill]

988

Point it

[Carla]

987

Hug it :hug:

[The Escapist]

986 Get it to VOTE FOR ME AND ANITA AS PROM KING AND QUEEN!

[mc_squared]

985 - Get it to stop The Escapist spamming........................ :rolleyes:

[The Escapist]

984 "Politely tell it that it is advertising and not spamming.

[mc_squared]

983 - Explain to it that it depends how you look at it.................... :P

[Yellow Hill]

982

Pee it

[The Escapist]

981 Help it go to the toilet

[RICK8]

980,tell it to stop it's :censored: spamming!!!

[The Escapist]

979 Make love with it

[RICK8]

978.....blackmail it.

[MrsSeverusSnape]

977
make lesbian love

[RICK8]

976...eat it out.

[Tnspieler1012]

975 make it dancer.

[Yellow Hill]

974

Poop it

[rudy_o]

973

slaughter it

[Cobalt]

972

Slobber all over it :lol:

[rudy_o]

:laugh3:


971
put it in your pants :D

[RICK8]

970..make it your personal slave.

[rudy_o]

:wink3: yeah

969
give it to rick and let he does anything he wants with it

[RICK8]

968..tell it too slap some sense into rudy!

[rudy_o]

967 tell it to tickle rick :D

[Cobalt]

966 swear at it 8D

[The Escapist]

965 Get to make an account on coldplaying

[coldplay_is_louve.]

964.

go to a foreign country with it and pretend you're kings.

[rudy_o]

963

Ask it to shut up

[RICK8]

962.ask it to get a life and stop mucking about.

[rudy_o]

961 ask it to stay away from me because it's sure will be so annoyinggggggg

[Carla]

960

Tell it all your dirty little secrets

[The Escapist]

959 Get it to read twilight

[Carla]

958

Escape with it

[rudy_o]

957

Marry it

[mc_squared]

956 - Divorce it!!

[CPRani]

955 - Kill it.

[The Escapist]

954 Teach it trigonometry

[RICK8]

953,teach it some manners and tell it too fuck off!!!

[rudy_o]

952 tell it to marry Rick

[MrsSeverusSnape]

951
kick it

[The Escapist]

950 Dress it up as santa, or just get it to say, hoe hoe hoe....

[Carla]

949

Dress it up like an elf

[The Escapist]

948 Put it in a box and give it to someone for christmas

[clisaj]

947 clone it

[The Escapist]

946 COver it in snow and make it look like a snowman

[MrsSeverusSnape]

945
cut his hair

[rudy_o]

944 roast it

[RICK8]

943.....tell it to fuck off.

[MrsSeverusSnape]

942
rip his heart off

[rudy_o]

941 ask him to commit suicide

[Darlene_Ihnfsa]

940
take it to a beach and make a sand-man. :P

(some ideas here are so :worried: )

[rudy_o]

939

dance with her/him

[MrsSeverusSnape]

938
oblige him to eat many eggs

[The Escapist]

937 Get him to eat your homework...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

936
teach him portuguese

[Cobalt]

935: Pat him like you would your pet dog

[Cobalt]

934: NOOGIE!!!

[clisaj]

933

rock it to sleep

[rudy_o]

932

beat her/him until he has four nostrils

[chuck kottke]

931 - give your fellow human a hug. After all, we're all human.

[RICK8]

930,kill and eat it.

[ice water.]

929. share a hotdog.

[rudy_o]

930 write a poem together

[Aprophet]

931 Dance

[Carla]

926

Shoot and apple of it's head :lol:

[chuck kottke]

555. Play Chess with it, or volleyball! Even Marvin the Robot could do that, or so the ad made the robot look like loads of fun..

[RICK8]

920....get it to re-build your turbine's and increase boost.

[Cobalt]

923. Bump bellies :lol:

[Carla]

922

Take it to a Coldplay concert

[MrsSeverusSnape]

921
coger with him :laugh4:

[RICK8]

920,get it to see a shrink.

[rudy_o]

919 circumcise him

[The Escapist]

918 Bully it into taking drugs

[Carla]

917

name him your best friend

[The Escapist]

916 Teach it to escape

[RICK8]

915,sacrifice it at a satanic ritual.

[The Escapist]

914 Pray for it

[RICK8]

913,murder it.

[The Escapist]

^ so unoriginal

912 Show it how to spell its name

[Cobalt]

Give it the 911

[RICK8]

910,tell it too shut the :censored: up,and then ask it too :censored: off and die!!!!!

If it won't comply,simply :censored: :censored: :censored: then :censored: :censored:bloody piece of :censored:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cobalt]

909, be nice to it.

[RICK8]

908,boot it up the rear.

[The Escapist]

907 Take it to get its hair cut

[RICK8]

906,tell it to stop spamming.

[MrsSeverusSnape]

905
pray with him

[Yellow Hill]

905

Cut its head :nice:

[RICK8]

904.....have sex with it.

[The Escapist]

^ I dont think we've had that one before

903 Rape it

[RICK8]

902,treat it like a slave.

[Yellow Hill]

901

Take it to the zoo

[clisaj]

900

take it to Hyde Park and slide down the slide

[RICK8]

899,put it in a zoo enclosure.

[Yellow Hill]

898

Beat it

[RICK8]

897,get it to buy an alfa romeo..:lol:

[The Escapist]

896 Turn it into a vampire.

[RICK8]

895,tell her to turn that fecking stereo down!!

[The Escapist]

894 Teach it manners

[Yellow Hill]

893

Tell it Moron :nice:

[The Escapist]

893 Show it some tricks on a yo yo.

[coldplay_is_louve.]

892: have a tea party with it, and poison their tea. :laugh4:

[The Escapist]

891 Wax it

[RICK8]

890,tell it to be quiet!

[The Escapist]

889 Talk it into commiting suicide.

[rudy_o]

^ i think that was my idea :confused:

888 Watch movie together

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

887 ask him for dancing:dance:

[The Escapist]

886 Wish him a merry christmas

[MrsSeverusSnape]

885
fuck his head up

[The Escapist]

884 Cheer him up

[clisaj]

883

feed him pizza

[RICK8]

882,tell it too stop bumping noob threads.

[The Escapist]

881 Tell it to play all the games in the lounge games section

[RICK8]

880,tell it to stop being a control freak.

[The Escapist]

879 Make it listen to your music playlist

[MrsSeverusSnape]

878
cut his ears

[rudy_o]

877

put it in Rick's pants

[MrsSeverusSnape]

876
hurt him

[RICK8]

875,tell it to kill rudy.

[Yellow Hill]

874

Dance YNCM with it.

[RICK8]

873,slap it hard.

[Yellow Hill]

872

Make it eat Chili

[RICK8]

871,get it to go and do your work.

[Carla]

870

date it

[clisaj]

869

tickle it's feet

[RICK8]

868.strip her clothes.

[The Escapist]

867 See if it can beat my psot ratio!

[Yellow Hill]

866

Make it beat Bryce

[The Escapist]

865 talk to it

[Yellow Hill]

864

Cheat it

[The Escapist]

863 See if I can do all the things in daniels sig

[Yellow Hill]

:lol:

862

Eat its nose

[RICK8]

861......give it some loving.

[Cobalt]

860 - Give it a raspberry :lol:

[RICK8]

859,give it lsd.

[The Escapist]

858 Get it to make another Coundown to one game

[Yellow Hill]

857

Make it write an ñ

[RICK8]

856,slap its ass.

[clisaj]

855

steal their money

[RICK8]

854,get it too find stuff

[rudy_o]

853

invite him/her to your house

[RICK8]

853,ignore it.

[Yellow Hill]

852

Clean its shit

[RICK8]

851....tell it to fuck off.

[Yellow Hill]

850

Tell it to fuck on

[RICK8]

849,tell yellow hill to calm down.

[MrsSeverusSnape]

848
cheat on him

[ailene90]

847

punch it

[MrsSeverusSnape]

846
depress him

[RICK8]

845,get it drunk

[The Escapist]

844 Play with it

[RICK8]

843,teach it new tricks

[MrsSeverusSnape]

842
break his arms

[clisaj]

841

put a santa hat on him

[RICK8]

840,be nice to it!!!

[MrsSeverusSnape]

839
buy him a lap dance

[RICK8]

838,make it work for very little money

[MrsSeverusSnape]

837
make him a superhero

[RICK8]

836,get it too smoke pot.

[MrsSeverusSnape]

835
smoke his pot

[Ms Magpie]

836

hump

[RICK8]

834,get it too see a psychiatrist

[MrsSeverusSnape]

833
cut him into pieces

[Hotplay007]

832

play a game.

[RICK8]

831....play games with it.

[MrsSeverusSnape]

830
stare at him

[RICK8]

829....kill it and then feed it to your dog

[grids]

828
your dog musts be vomit

[Yellow Hill]

827

Vomit at it

[strawberryswinger]

826

cut its legs like if i was a chef making carpaccio

[Yellow Hill]

825

Be happy with it

[RICK8]

824..tell it too pull it's head in and :censored:

[MrsSeverusSnape]

823
spank him

[RICK8]

822...dance with it

[MrsSeverusSnape]

821
coiso

[RICK8]

820,tell it too stop spamming

[MrsSeverusSnape]

819
tell him to stop being mean

[RICK8]

818,tell her to :censored:

[Yellow Hill]

817

Eat its hair

[RICK8]

816...stalk it.

[Yellow Hill]

815

Be an alien with it

[RICK8]

814,make stuff

[The Escapist]

813 get it to play this game

[rudy_o]

812 invite her to play Bloody Pingu in the arcade

[The Escapist]

811 name it bryce

[RICK8]

810,dont name it bryce

[The Escapist]

^good idea

809 Get it to come up with a better game than this

[RICK8]

808,get it too slap bryce for such a ludicrous suggestion.

[MrsSeverusSnape]

807, open his brain

[The Escapist]

806 circumsise it

[speedofsound95]

805
Yell at it

[Carla]

804

Fall in love with it

[coldplay_is_louve.]

803: draw faces on each other's fingers!!

[MrsSeverusSnape]

802, rip his skin off

[speedofsound95]

801
Tell it a secret

[The Escapist]

800 dye its hair red

[speedofsound95]

799
Steal it

[Carla]

798


Make it sing

[A RUSH OF VIDA]

nvm

[Carla]

797

Make out with it

[A RUSH OF VIDA]

796

Run over it

[Carla]

795

Watch a movie next to it

[Yellow Hill]

794

Vomit at it.

[RICK8]

793,beat it.

[CMJBGBWC]

792
put it's hand in warm water while it's asleep so it pees.

[The Escapist]

791 Get it to play "Bella's Lullaby"

[speedofsound95]

790
Touch its hair

[The Escapist]

789 Tell it that joke about how seven ate nine...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

788, laugh at it

[Juanma]

787 , PLay a football match with him

[Black Dog]

786
help it across the street

[MrsSeverusSnape]

785, cut his fingernails

[Black Dog]

784
Poke him with a stick!

[Carla]

783

Play tenis with it

[Black Dog]

782
Enjoy a nice dinner out

[RICK8]

781,give it a gun for bird shooting

[iUSED2RULEtheWORLD]

780
take them into space

[MrsSeverusSnape]

779, slap it

[RICK8]

778,tell it too grow up.

[Black Dog]

777, buy it a ring

[Yellow Hill]

776

Call it Fake Palindrome

[Black Dog]

775

give it some weed

[RICK8]

774,take it hunting.

[Black Dog]

773
hunt it ;)

[coldplay_is_louve.]

772: knit it a sweater. :wacko:

[Tnspieler1012]

771: Have it watch a movie and then ejaculate in the fashion of its title.

[YamanakaIno123]

772
Come up to meet it
tell it your sorry
You dont know how lovely you are
;)

[ImLovingGuyBerryman]

771

bore it to death

[Josh42]

770 slap it across the face

[ImLovingGuyBerryman]

769

give it what it wants

[noonsun]

768 bite it?

[clisaj]

767

Marry it

[Josh42]

766

invite it to coldplaying

[Tnspieler1012]

765

Make it memorize Oscar Wilde quotes.

[Jay Niguez]

764 Throw it against another human. :lol:

[clisaj]

763

Divorce it

[noonsun]

762 - make it wear glasses it doesn't need and therefore mess up its vision for life!

[Black Dog]

761 - push him in a pool and play Marco Polo with him!

[clisaj]

760 - give it visitation rights

[coldplay_is_louve.]

759: make it jealous.

[BerrymanGirl1]

758-make him take me to a Coldplay concert:)