Rumour Thread

[Thompson]

I thought it would be funny to see what people would say in this thread,
If you could start a rumour about anyone or anything, What would it be :P

I suppose it should take the format of, looking at the post before you, commenting on that rumour, then posting a new rumour of your own!

To get the ball Rolling;

I heard that Bono eats babies!

[Hotplay007]

oh gosh... :lol:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

what? is Bono a canibal?! gosh:P:P:D:lol:

[The Escapist]

i heard that johnny was leaving...

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

and i just know that Hught Laurie is going to replace Chris

[The Escapist]

Really, I cant believe it.

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

yes, believe me! was Chris Martin's lover who tell me that, Kelly Osbourne

[The Escapist]

I think you might be a ghost to know these things...

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

who knows?...:rolleyes:

[Thompson]

I heard that Will's taking over from Gordon Ramsay on 'the F Word'

[Twisted mind]

I heard somewhere, that Chris and Jonny are a couple!:stunned:

No wait, that's not a rumour...:thinking:




Hugh Laurie is replacing Chris!? Holy shiat! :o But that could work, because Hugh plays the piano very well.

I love rumours!! :dance:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

hehe, who doesnt:D

i heard somewhere that the next poster is a travesty!

[The Escapist]

Me?

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

i dont know! the information i'd get only said "the next poster"!:laugh3:

[Twisted mind]

OMFG

I heard

somewhere

that

this thread



IS A RUMOUR :o

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

NOOO!! SHUT UP! HOW CAN IT BE TRUE?
i think that's a rumour:dozey::P

[The Escapist]

have youse heard about the link in my thread.

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

no! ah! tell me!

[The Escapist]

There is a rumour going about in there too. YOu should check it out.

[Twisted mind]

Oh man these rumour are everywhere! :uhoh:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

damn rumours!:uhoh:

[Twisted mind]

Maybe the rumours are also rumours! And the rumoured rumours aren't just rumours, they are the truth! :o

Okay this is getting confusing :dizzy:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

:confused: u mean that rumours are... RUMOURS! :laugh3:
wait:
AM I A RUMOUR?

[Twisted mind]

OH MA GAWD!

Wait, when you're a rumour, this thread a rumour...

...am I a rumour then too?! :stunned:



GAH! http://norn-meeting.creaturesforum.de/Odd_Zealot/Smileys/explode.gif

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

:shocked2:
ARE WE ALL RUMOURS? IS LIFE A RUMOUR???

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

(just wait a bit, im gonna check if my dinner is a rumour. just wait 15 minutes i will give u the answer:D)

[Twisted mind]

NOOOOOOOOOoooo


That can't be! The rumour that life is a rumour IS a rumour, for sure! :angry:


Okay I'll wait for you XD

[The Escapist]

This is getting confusing but mroe entertaining every time I look.

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

^hope that's not a rumour:lol:
im back:D! (can this b a rumour?:thinking:)

[The Escapist]

Possibly...

[Twisted mind]

And is the questions of questions that your dinner is a rumour a rumour or not? :o

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

well, my dinner wasnt a rumour (i can be a rumour, so as everything i say!:confused:)

[Twisted mind]

:bigcry:

You mustn't be a rumour, that can't be, that would be too sad! :cry:

[The Escapist]

Ive got to go. THat is no rumour. Bye.

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

awww ur so sweet:D and i can ensure you that this is not a rumour:nice:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

Ive got to go. THat is no rumour. Bye.

nooo....:(:cry:bye then, take care and see ya tomorrow;) i'd love to meet you:nice:(thats NOT a rumour)

[Twisted mind]

See you then, Escapist! Make your escape through the rumours! :D

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

there is a rumour around here...
a rumour that Chris Martin is...
a regular guy!

[Twisted mind]

*GASP*

:o

And what about GUY??

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

:shocked2:a rumour about Guy?! i dont know about it! tell me:P

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

hey, a new song for Duffy
"you got me begging you a rumour
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
why won't you release it?
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
you got me begging you a ruuuuumour, why wont you release it?
i said it's better releeeeeeeeeEEEeeease iiit"
:lol:

[Twisted mind]

You don't know that special rumour? Holy jesus I have to share this one!

I've hear somewhere, that Guy
is a regular Chris! I don't know what that means, but it's quite fascinating, isn't it? :lol:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

gosh, yes it is!!!
and that one about Jonny? ughhh!

[Twisted mind]

About Jonny, uh, UH, UHH!! I guess there was a rumour about him that he believes in rumours! :thinking::idea2:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

! what a smart rumour!:D but i was talking about the rumour that says that
jonny is cheating on chris with amy winehouse, which cheats on jonny with kelly osbourne and kelly osbourne cheats on chris with bill gates and chris cheats on his self with amy winehouse!:confused::thinking:
:lol:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

^crazy rumour:D

[Twisted mind]

:thinking:


:anxious:


:surprised:


:shocked3:


:worried:


:worried2:


:wreck:



THAT



IS




THE MOST DISTURBING RUMOUR I'VE EVER HEARD!! :bomb:


I hope that rumour is a rumour too, omg!

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

haha, me too:rolleyes:
what's the latest rumour?:D

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

did u see my new description?!:D (above my user title:lol:)

[Twisted mind]

xD

I think we should create a rumour group! :lol:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

lets do iiiiiiiiiiiiiit:lol: who's gonna create it, you or me?:dance:

[Twisted mind]

Since you're the one who could be a rumour... hmm




YOU! :lol:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

ok, ok, ok:D:D:lol:

[Twisted mind]

btw if you want to continue senseless and funny conversations, go to this thread:

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=43436&highlight=faucet&page=11 :lol:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

its title is "RUMOUR GROUP"
now, you choose the description:nice:
that thread seems great

[Twisted mind]

Hmm the description..

okay, what about this:

You recently heard a rumour? We too! Rumour rule the world! Maybe even the world is a rumour? Rumours over rumours, join the rumour-ness!



or something like that :lol:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

SO GREAT! YOU'RE E GENIOUS! (not a rumour)

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

here we are!!!
http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/group.php?groupid=46

[Twisted mind]

WOOOOO!!! :dance:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

lets invite people to our group!

[Twisted mind]

yeah!

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

hum... how can we make people to join our group? i mean, what can we say?:Dand where? a visitor message or a wierd thread to all coldplayers?:lol:

[Twisted mind]

I'm just spamming everyone I know :lol:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

haha:lol:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

Im making publicity:lol: (not a rumour)

[Twisted mind]

Wow, you sure this isn't a rumour? :lol:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

HUM, second thought... I DONT KNOW!!

[Twisted mind]

eeeek!

Do you think, that the fact, that there is no more water in my water bottle, a rumour? :shocked2:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

GOSH, hard one!! maybe it's a rumour, maybe not!:inquisitive: can the world be a rumour?

[Twisted mind]

Possibly :stunned:

But it's not a rumour that it's 23:50 pm here and I'm going to bed! So, see you hopefully tomorrow, which also isn't a rumour! :lol:

Good night :)

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

haha, good night;) and have rumour-full dreams:lol:

[Twisted mind]

Oh dear :laugh3:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

haha!:P

[Yellow Hill]

I heard that Lamps can Talk.

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

is that a rumour, Daniel?:thinking::inquisitive:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

I THINK IT IS! join our rumour group:rolleyes:http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/group.php?groupid=46 *free publicity*:lol:

[Yellow Hill]

NO! :rolleyes:

[Yellow Hill]

Done :)

[Thompson]

This is rather hilarious :D

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

haha it is:D:D WAIT! is that...



A RUMOUR???

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

POWOWOW!!!:D:D i love this strange noise:laugh3:
welcome to the group, Daniel:P

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

WE'RE GROWING UP!!! hehe, i know, this is more of my free publicity (which can be a rumour) u guys can invite people to the group:D:D

[MrsSeverusSnape]

Wow Leonor, tem calma! :P

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

WOOHOO!:P:D:Dis that a rumour, Dani? haha

[MrsSeverusSnape]

:shifty:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

:rolleyes:have you heard about the I'M GONNA TURN MY COMPUTER OFF rumour?

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

its not a rumour...!:P see you tomorrow!!

[Hotplay007]

and i just know that Hught Laurie is going to replace Chris

:shocked2: really! :lol: that's awesome. :dozey:

[The Escapist]

I heard this rumour that Lhuna is going to be released tommorrow. I can't wait.

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

what about the lamp revolution rumour?:shocked2:it says that lamps are going to make a revolution because people dont give them enough attention and when they get sick of them, throw them off the window

[MrsSeverusSnape]

i heard a rumour that this game kinda sucks.
but meh, probably's just a rumour.

[Thompson]

I heard a rumour that Girls aloud and Hitler are collaborating, and trying to get christmas number 1!

[MrsSeverusSnape]

^ Loool that would be awesome!

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

secret information sources are saying that...
:dead:
COLDPLAY IS A RUMOUR

[MrsSeverusSnape]

:shifty:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

hey!!! and what about the rumou that says that... Live4Coldplay's:shifty:s are RUMOURS!

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

hey!!! and what about the rumour that says that... Live4Coldplay's :shifty:s are RUMOURS!

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

^double post, sorry:P

[The Escapist]

Did you hear the rumor saying me and anita are going to lose the prom voting polls...

[The Escapist]

Daniel likes yo-yos

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

did u hear that rumour saying that the future may be a rumour?

[The Escapist]

Yes i did. Did you hear the rumor that santa doesn't exist!!!!!!!!!

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

pff that's so stupid! of course Santa exists! (rumour?:uhoh:)

[Yellow Hill]

How Silly.

Oh Ya, I like Yoyos :)

[MrsSeverusSnape]

I heard a rumour Nathan was about to be banned!

[HorrificAttack]

I heard a rumour Nathan was about to be banned!

I knew this post was gunna be about me, when I saw it in the "most recent post"

I heard a rumour that your face smells of poo lololololol

[CMJBGBWC]

I knew this post was gunna be about me, when I saw it in the "most recent post"

I heard a rumour that your face smells of poo lololololol

you're so funny! :nice:

[The Escapist]

i heard a rumor that rudy almost has 10k posts

[Pseudonym]

I heard a rumor that...

prepare yourself...


big shock....




Bryce is ESCAPING!!:o:o

[rudy_o]

i heard a rumor that rudy almost has 10k posts
That's not a rumor, it happens. :wink2: :P

[rudy_o]

I heard a rumor that Daniel likes to eat shrimp-flavoured chocolate :wacky:

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

and heard a rumour that Daniela is angry with me:cry::bigcry: I hope it's just a stupid rumour:hug:

[raelikescoldplay]

i heard a rumor that my brother just hit me in the head with giftwrap! wait...thats true:thinking:

i heard that the new diet in hollywood is eating your own poop!

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

if some one says that that can make them slimmer, I think they would!:lol:

[MrsSeverusSnape]

and heard a rumour that Daniela is angry with me:cry::bigcry: I hope it's just a stupid rumour:hug:

:stunned: Why would I?

[RICK8]

heard rudy is crazy these days.

[aRushofLeonor2TheHead]

:stunned: Why would I?

You know, that stupidity about the King and Queen Prom...
BUT NOW ALL'S OKAY:dance:

SQUEEEEE!!!

[MrsSeverusSnape]

:D

[The Escapist]

I heard a rumor that im going to get 4k posts today

[Crests]

I heard a rumour that I have a real name................

[an angel]

I heard a rumor that Crests is actually a spambot. :uhoh:

[Crests]

SHOES AND GOLD AND LALALA!

[Electric.Candy]

l heard that...crests girl is peeing on the alley.

*wtf..l dunno how to do this thing *

[onute]

I heard a rumour that Xar is already a grandmother! That really shocked me cause you seem so young!!

[Crests]

I heard a rumor that someone posted a rumor in here!

[flickahidalgo]

^Nice one. :lol:

I heard that there was actually other music then Coldplay.

[Electric.Candy]

I heard taht flickhidalgo is trolling on coldplaying

[an angel]

I heard a rumor that kittehs are not awesome. :sick:

[BerrymanGirl1]

I heard a rumor that............:thinking: I got an elephant.....:shrug:

[Jay Niguez]

I heard a rumor that Amy kept Guy in her appartement! :shocked2:

[BerrymanGirl1]

:wink3:hehe

I heard a rumor that Arnim was not a Natural Born Charmer:stunned:

[Crests]

I heard a rumor that Guy was a robot :wacky:

[BerrymanGirl1]

:borg:
I heard a rumor gwenyth is having another baby:rolleyes:

[Jay Niguez]

I heard a rumor that Arnim was not a Natural Born Charmer:stunned::bigcry:
1st rumour: ... Crests is the shizznizz.
2nd rumour: ... Amy likes Nutella!

[BerrymanGirl1]

:kiss:its just a rumor you are a Natural Born Charmer Arnim:lol:

:wacky:I do

I heard a rumor Arnim likes Nusspli

[Christa42]

I heard a rumor that CResty is the actual Santa Claus

[BerrymanGirl1]

:oI heard a rumor that Christa thought that CResty is the actual Santa Claus

[Crests]

I heard a rumour that Amy heard a rumour that Christa thought I was the actual santa claus :o

[BerrymanGirl1]

I heard a rumour that Crests heard a rumour that I heard a rumour that Christa thought she was the actual santa claus:shocked2:

[Crests]

I heard a rumour tham Amy heard a rumour that Crests heard a rumour that I heard a rumour that Christa thought she was the actual santa claus

[an angel]

I heard a rumor that Santa Claus is the Easter Bunny's half brother. :o

[Technicolor Liver]

I heard a rumor that Coldplay's fifth album is coming out...TOMMORROW!!!

[ivet]

I heard a rumor that Chris Martin is a registered sex offender in all 50 states and and Asia!

[an angel]

Not Europe? :thinking:

[i'maveryneatMonster.']

I heard a rumor that Chris Martin is gay and marrying Robert Pattinson.
Shame on you girls.

[Crests]

I heard a rumour that I am a girl.

[Notion]

I heard a rumor that I am actually the real "BURGER KING" :smug:

[ivet]

I heard a rumor that Alexa is actually a nice person... :o is it true?!?!

[Notion]

I heard a rumor that Crests is voting me :smug:

[Crests]

I heard a rumour that my votes are secret.

[Notion]

I heard a rumor that I heard a rumor where I heard a rumor that I heard a rumor that I heard a rumor. :elvis:

[an angel]

I heard a rumor that all these rumors were made up on the spot :sick:!

[Crests]

I heard a rumor that rumour starts with the letter r :wacky:

[Notion]

I heard a rumor that the new phone "rumor" is out

[Crests]

I heard a rumour that someone is gonna say they heard a rumour

[an angel]

I heard a rumor that the word rumor does not have a "u" in some parts of the world. :o

[Crests]

True, I keep writing Rumor :lol:

[an angel]

I heard a rumor that Americans pronounce the letter "Z" incorrectly. :uhoh:

[Crests]

I actually say zee :lol:

[an angel]

:cheesy:!!

[Crests]

But apparently it's zed. :dozey:

[an angel]

Does anyone you know call it zed? :P

[Crests]

Canadians? :lol:

[an angel]

But you're Canadian, and you call it "zee." :lol:

[Crests]

I'm not a true canadian I guess :lol:

[an angel]

Did the other kids make fun of you? :P

[Crests]

No :lol:

[an angel]

I bet you're not really Canadian, Miss Mysterious. :sneaky:

[Crests]

I am actually :lol:

[Crests]

Alot of us say zee :P

[an angel]

Whatever you say. :rolleyes:

[Notion]

I heard a rumor that this thread is for rumors :uhoh2:

[Crests]

I heard a rumor once.

[Electric.Candy]

I heard a rumor that my left foot is placed on my right leg and my right foot is placed on the left.

[LhunaSleepingSun]

Hmmm I heard Lhuna was a desperate, lonely poster who puts on her pants both legs at the same time and has an obsession with European cheeses and blogging. GASP

And that she has green hair and works at the Wonka factory as a summer job!

Oh wait--I'M Lhuna! :laugh3:

[BerrymanGirl1]

Heard a rumor that I heard a rumor.

[neonhorn22]

I heard a rumor that Chris Martin is divorcing his wife for me. *gasp* Scandal! I'm married, too...so...double scandal!!

[an angel]

I heard a rumor that Nick loves boys.

[nick311]

I heard a rumor that kelsie eats kitteh litter

[Lady GaGa.]

I heard a rumor that Lady GaGa is the best pop singer ever.Wait, thats not a rumor - thats the truth.

[Crests]

I heard a rumor that Nick sells furniture.

[an angel]

I heard a rumor that that furniture store has a pole... :uhoh:

[Imke]

I heard a rumour that Nick is selling furniture using his male "attributes". :uhoh:

[an angel]

I heard a rumor that nick has a thing for trannies. :uhoh2:

[nick311]

I heard a rumor that kelsie is the man in her relationship :dead:

[an angel]

I heard a rumor that nick wanted a man in his relationship. :inquisitive:

[Jay Niguez]

... I heard a rumor, that this thread was dead. :uhoh:

[Jay Niguez]

Oh, this was no rumor. :uhoh:

[Violet]

It is now. :P

[Technicolor Sparks]

I heard a rumour that my old science teacher used to be a male model :o

[Violet]

Wow, that's hot.

[Technicolor Sparks]

Yes but the weird thing is that he's not hot! And he has neither denied nor confirmed the rumour (he knows it is going around though) so I'm really not sure! :shrug:

[Violet]

Speaking of hot men, I just heard that one of the vocal professors at my college (a very attractive tenor) is gay. It crushed my soul. :bigcry:

[Electric.Candy]

^ :(

I heard a rumor that violetspark's toes are only 9

[Violet]

Wait, what? :confused:

[Electric.Candy]

Nuthing :nice:

[Crests]

I heard a rumor that I have no name

[Violet]

I heard a rumor that Crest's real name is Ophelia.

[coldplay_is_louve.]

I heard a rumor that I'm Chris Martin. :cool:

[Violet]

I heard a rumor that you're merely Ben Affleck disguised as a girl named Christina who wishes she could be Chris Martin.

[coldplay_is_louve.]

I heard a rumour that I am Matt Damon disguising myself as a girl named Christina who wishes to be Chris Martin to win Ben Affleck's love.

[Violet]

I heard a rumor that you're Matt Damon's long-lost identical twin brother whose transvestite name is Christina, and you wish to be Chris Martin because you know this is the only way to get to Ben Affleck, which in turn is the only way to get to Robin Williams, who I heard is a drinking buddy of Ben's.

[coldplay_is_louve.]

I heard a rumor that Matt Damon can't top Violet. :P

[nick311]

I heard a rumor that Imke smells like a man right now
*my refenece, twitter.

[Violet]

^^ That's no rumor; that's fact. :smug:

I heard a rumor that Nick gives people Jell-O massages.

[nick311]

:lol: that is a good idea :P


i heard a rumour that... kelsie and rudy are in love :wacky:

[Violet]

I heard a rumor that Kelsie is actually the world's smartest raccoon and plans to take over the world someday.

[nick311]

I heard a rumor that ^that was the best rumor ever :P

[Violet]

I rather like that rumor of which you speak. :nice:

I heard a rumor that Reilly is a mad scientist that currently resides in the hidden depths of the Amazon rainforest.

[Crests]

I heard a rumour that we are nearing 4 million posts.

[an angel]

I heard a rumor that we're past 4 million posts.

[Crests]

I heard a rumour that I made the 4 millionth post.

[an angel]

I heard a rumor that Cresty is a spambot.

[Crests]

I heard a rumour that Kelsie is a cat. :laugh1:


THERE IS A "U" IN RUMOUR YOU KNOW.

[an angel]

NOT ACCORDING TO AMERICANS :snobby:

I heard a rumor that Cresty lives in an igloo with her pet polar bear.

[Crests]

I HEARD A RUMOUR THAT KELSIE SUCKS AT HOCKEY.

[Megalomania]

I heard a rumor that Crests is only 29 posts away from 70,000

[Crests]

I heard a rumour that I'm too lazy to spam today.

[Megalomania]

I heard a rumor that I won't get spring break because we've used too many snow days :(

[Crests]

I heard a rumour that I use ":blank:" too much.

[Megalomania]

i heard a rumor that i use :) too much. and :( .

[Crests]

I heard a rumour that Canada is awesome.

[Megalomania]

I heard a rumor that I suck at volleyball (it's true) :p

[Crests]

ME TOO :cheesy:

[iluvjonnyboy]

I heard a rumor that Canada is awesome and Jonny is smokin hot :awesome::jonny::rolleyes5:

[Crests]

I heard a rumour that my socks never match.

[an angel]

I heard a rumor that I'm boring.

[Crests]

I heard a rumour that I am really boring! :heart:

[Megalomania]

I heard a rumor that some people spell rumor differently

[Violet]

I heard a rumor that the above statement is true.

[Megalomania]

I heard a rumor that the American spelling is much better :P

[Violet]

I heard a rumor that <3jonny1.36 isn't really American.

[Megalomania]

I heard a rumor that violetsparks isn't a muse fan

[Violet]

That, my friend, would be an outrageous LIE. :snobby:

:P

I heard a rumor that <3jonny1.36 actually hates Jonny Buckland and is plotting his murder as we speak.

[Megalomania]

Now THAT would be a lie :P

I heard a rumor that <3jonny1.36 doesn't have a clue what violetsparks's flag is and might need some help :freak:

[Violet]

It's the flag of England. I'd ignore it, though, since I'm really American. :P

I heard a rumor that <3jonny1.36 now understands what Violet means by the flag.

[Megalomania]

I heard a rumor that <3jonny1.36 says Americans are cool, but isn't the England flag blue with white and red things?

[Crests]

I heard a rumour that stuff.

[Violet]

^^ No, that's for the United Kingdom as a whole. Each country in the United Kingdom still has separate flags.

I heard a rumor that Crests had a good day at school today. :nice:

[Megalomania]

O. I heard a rumor that I understand now

[Violet]

I heard a rumor that I'm glad you understand.

[Megalomania]

I heard a rumor that I'm going to turn off my computer now :)

[Violet]

I heard a rumor that I highly dislike the above rumor.

[Megalomania]

I heard a rumor that I'm back on! But not for long

[an angel]

I heard a rumor that I'm getting sick.

[Megalomania]

I heard a rumor that *knocks on wood* this is the first winter I've gone through without getting bronchitis!

[Violet]

I heard a rumor that I'm eating too much junky food and it's starting to make me sick. :sick:

[Megalomania]

I heard a rumor that my cousin is going to Memphis, Tennessee for a national singing competition

[Crests]

I headrd a rumour that my back hurts.

[an angel]

I heard a rumor that Imke is a granny.