!!!!!THE STORY GAME!!!!!

[Hotplay007]

It's a game, where.. (I hope no one made this thread already) you complete the previous posters story.

Ex: I love coffee and....
TNP: House is really....
TNP: Kind of strange b/c.....
TNP: Taco's are so tasty...
and so on. No dead end sentences like,

My sunglasses OWN!
(it would have to be...)
My sunglasses OWN b/c or OWN the...



You get me!?? It's kind of entertaining imo but hey! I try.

[TracieMorgan]

b/c they work well in any kind of...

[Hotplay007]

sunlight that reminds me of...

[TracieMorgan]

of a big yellow balloon I once saw at...

[Hotplay007]

a Coldplay concert when they came up to me and....

[TracieMorgan]

Said hello while wearing nothing but their...

[Hotplay007]

boxers on and Guy for some reason holding his bass while asking me if I wanted to...

[TracieMorgan]

take bass lessons which I agreed to take after he told me that he taught them from his...

[Hotplay007]

grandmother by which the very next night while he was teaching me the bass up in his hotel room decided to...

[TracieMorgan]

order drinks because he figured if we drank enough we'd...

[Hotplay007]

decide to eventually shut off the lights and with one thing leading the the next....

[rudy_o]

action that hotplay has waiting for years and his mother

[Hotplay007]

came walking in and passed out while seeing us both....

[Gas]

about to start..

[Hotplay007]

fucking each others....:dance:

[Gas]

.. that's when she passed out, just after saying..

[Hotplay007]

"well I declare!"

[Jpw48]

"...that the moon isn't actually made of cheese, rather a lighter alternative, lower in fats and with fewer calories, despite the fact it tastes a bit bland..."

[Glossal Fragster]

"....it is still figthing fit and has since recovered from it's appearance on "constalation fat club" and now his favourite food is..."

[Pseudonym]

grilled cheese dipped in...

[Jpw48]

bbq sauce and...

[Hotplay007]

! my story game is back!

[Pseudonym]

bbq sauce and...
a little of this and a little of that because...

[Hotplay007]

all she wanted to do was eat that....

[mountainloafers]

shit, and whats worse is...

[Hotplay007]

that she put her face straight into....

[mountainloafers]

her CD collection and barfed up all these chunks the looked like....

[Hotplay007]

death and all his...

[rudy_o]

friends and found something that she really wants that is...

[Glossal Fragster]

recommened by ricky gervais...........the moon also realises it has changed gender's a few times in this story and feels...

[Hotplay007]

kinda good on the lower part of her....

[Jpw48]

...left index finger...

[marianatsl]

... even though she doesn't have a finger, so it must...

[Jpw48]

..have been someone else's finger.
but what was it doing in...

[Glossal Fragster]

...tesco's ......it could have been the buy one get one free chips or....

[Jpw48]

...maybe it wasn't in tesco's at all...

[Glossal Fragster]

...but it really was..........the story started to get a bit confusing (doctor who-like) and then the daleks come and...

[Jpw48]

...they split time and space, so now we have a finger lodged somewhere unknown, and a supermarket with lots of daleks in it...

[Glossal Fragster]

....the daleks then branch out and make a retail buisness named "Daleks 4 U" and they sell....

[Jpw48]

....the daleks then branch out and make a retail buisness named "Daleks 4 U" and they sell....

...little toys of the Doctor.
However, just after the grand opening, Billie Piper walks in looking as stunning as ever, and procedes to start blowing up the daleks, whilst looking as sexy as always. Just after blowing the top of the biggest one...

[Hotplay007]

:rolleyes:

then directly after, she decided to walk off a cliff just to see what would happen.... :dance:

[strawberryfields]

...and they found her body 8 days later....

:stunned:

[Pseudonym]

...but it suddenly came alive and...

[Hotplay007]

I shot her in the head with a sniper rifle....

[Pseudonym]

Only to realize the body was actually the coroner...

[strawberryfields]

...but no one cared.

[Hotplay007]

but just to make sure, I her once more... (zombies you know)

[Jpw48]

...jacob cried.

[Jpw48]

he did not want billie piper to die in such a horrific way :(

although fear not, for just as i had finished mourning the loss, Jessica Alba came over, and by the power of the daleks she is indestructable...

[Hotplay007]

Then i took a shot gun and killed her too.....

[Jpw48]

..but we've already realised she can't die, and a full on cat-fight ensues....

[Hotplay007]

but she also realized that i had a missile launcher pointed at her.....

[Jpw48]

but she also realized that i had a missile launcher pointed at her.....

but because she is un-killable, she survives even this...

[iPsy]

It's now time for something different! Something that CAN kill her...

[Hotplay007]

Those who are dead, are not dead, they're just living in Jake's head.....ohhhhhhhh

And sense he fell for that spell, She is living there as well..... ohhhhhhhhhhh

time is so short and he's sure... there must be something moreeeeeeeeeeee

[Jpw48]

but nothing call kill jessica alba. why do you people not understand?!?! she's now a recurring character, get over it! :P

[Hotplay007]

ANYWAY, new story starter...


one day, late at night....

[iPlay181]

a man came up to me wearing nothing but an oversized shirt said...

[Hotplay007]

this oversized shirt makes me look....

[elena20]

very sexy and

[Hotplay007]

make me wanna....

[chuck kottke]

a bit too cool for the weather. The man then proceeded to..

[iPlay181]

eat a cake, but not without first stopping to...

[IgnitedBones]

lick the icing that tasted...

[elena20]

really really good........ then i

[Hotplay007]

put whip cream on top and...

[Romy_arg]

throw it on my grandma's face.. and then

[Hotplay007]

laugh about the way she looked when...

[Cobalt]

she screamed out "HOLYCRPAJFRSLAKHGIAHLLA" and all assorted jumbles of letters and words, unfortunately...

[Hotplay007]

moses started to fall in love with chris martin for no apparent reason what so ever making indya quite...

[Cobalt]

(that is moses meaning me before all you people get freaked out and go "OMG CHRIS' SON LIKES HIS OWN FATHER!!!! :o")

annoyed as she had competition...

[Hotplay007]

( I HAD COMPETITION!?)

for winning chris martins...

[Cobalt]

virginity! Alas,

[Hotplay007]

moses decided to go back to what she was doing before she started commenting in indya's thread which was...

[Cobalt]

being in love with chris, however this also makes the sentence not work because grammar does not swing that way. Luckily

[Hotplay007]

there's moses, the grammar police, to save the day once again but of course...

[Cobalt]

she's bored and must bum on here

[livethelife16]

like the rest fo us who have no lives and we feel the need to...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

let others know what we feel for coldplay by spending the whole night here and

[livethelife16]

developing our obsessions with Chris and letting everyone else know that

[Cobalt]

OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS WE LOVE HIM

[clisaj]

And would do ANYTHING 4 him including...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

things that are only mentioned in the perv unit thread

[grids]

i just dont understand why

[rudy_o]

suddenly I see someone's coming, and I know that he is...

[grids]

beautiful and out of my mind and then...

[Hotplay007]

something tells me he just might be...

[Yellow Hill]

God and he told me that

[grids]

he is gay :P

i just dont understand why

[Hotplay007]

people loving to talk about God and how..

[Yellow Hill]

I saw god coming to my garden and...

[grids]

they forgot about their status :lol:

and then she..

[Yellow Hill]

killed herself because of the surprise and god started to...

[grids]

make her die :uhoh:

i just dont understand why she became dead suddenly.. however..

[Yellow Hill]

and she reborned. Then she screamed ...

[grids]

and then grew up and became an old sassy man :uhoh:

[Yellow Hill]

and she (he:uhoh:) exploded in fire but...

[Hotplay007]

something told her that one day she might...

[Yellow Hill]

be young again someday. Then, she felt...

[Rivers of Avalon]

that her death was wandering nearby hoping that ...

[strawberryfields]

...the ice cream man would have blueberry popsicles...

[Rivers of Avalon]

with him, but she realized that the ice cream man was devilish one sent from ....

[Yellow Hill]

mexico to kill all young and cute woman, and then

[grids]

they were dead again for the second time and then

[clisaj]

Chris revives me with a kiss but then out pops...

[Yellow Hill]

...and hitler reborns to kill coldplay, but we, the coldplayers....

[Cobalt]

rock

[Rivers of Avalon]

assassinate, and bury the old despot in the middle of the earth, where devils dance and welcome his dirty corpse with cheers...


then ? :P...

[iPsy]

Someone came out of the ground to save the day and that person was....

[Yellow Hill]

shirtless chris, but the girls fainted and...

[Rivers of Avalon]

they spoiled everything with one ......

[Yellow Hill]

word that was...

[Ab]

.....said by a girl that didn't faint when Chris Martin approached her.
Basically she said: "Sorry!!" with a disgusted look on her face!!!
"BUT I'M SHIRTLESS!!!!!" Chris, shouting!!
But the girl just walked away & therefore Chris Martin fainted with the other girls & when the girls woke up they faught over who is gonna revive CHRIS...with a KISS
Evantually.....

[Yellow Hill]

Chris and the girls exploded in fire...but then...

[Rivers of Avalon]

one coldplayer realized that it was just a nightmare and...

[Yellow Hill]

he exploded in fire again :P but then a little twerp...

[clisaj]

couldn't decide whether to...

[Rivers of Avalon]

to salvage him or not...aftre a few minutes of contemplation the twerp ....

[Yellow Hill]

decided to kill everyone except...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

the coldplay members, as a result

[Yellow Hill]

the twerp turned into a giant twerp and then...

[Ab]

It exploded in fire with Yellow Hill & then.....

[Yellow Hill]

I reborned and I took Loud Meditation with me and we exploded in fire together :wacky: but then...

[clisaj]

I laid down for a long winter's nap

[Yellow Hill]

But I woke you up! and you decided to...

[grids]

play hide and seek and then ran away of nowhere and then

[Yellow Hill]

you exploded in fire but

[Ab]

Grids was reborn & tried to throw Yellow Hill in the fire but I came & I saved Yellow Hill :wacky: but for some reason he threw the 3 of us in the fire again!!! & then...

[Ab]

Grids was reborn & tried to throw Yellow Hill in the fire but I came & I saved Yellow Hill :wacky: but for some reason he threw the 3 of us in the fire again!!! & then...

[Yellow Hill]

I was so thankful with Loud Meditation and I decided to save all of you! :wacky:

However, the giant twerp exploded in fire and...

[Ab]

Yellow Hill decided to save the giant twerp instead of all of us & then...

[Yellow Hill]

I saved the giant twerp and all of you exploded in fire *terrible laugh* :devil:

But then you became a bunch of ghosts and...

[grids]

we all played hide and seek with them and then

[Yellow Hill]

The world exploded in fire :wacky: but

[Cobalt]

all running jokes involving twerps and exploding in fire are officially gay, therefore, nothing happened at all except shirtless Chris trying to save the world but having girls faint around him

[livethelife16]

and then consoling them by giving them his shirt and being soo nice and talking to them individually while the rest of the band watched from afar...

[Yellow Hill]

hill wich was Violet Hill. Then, it started to snow and...

[Ab]

Chris took his shirt back because he started feeling cold AAANDDD the girls fainted again *sigh*.....& then

[Yellow Hill]

he took his shirt off again I stole it :wacky: but you girls...

[grids]

drool with looking him naked and then

[Yellow Hill]

he hided down the snow and...

[grids]

trying to escape and

[Rivers of Avalon]

and while girls were seeking his frozen body he ....

[rudy_o]

covered his _________ (please fill in the blanks :P) but suddenly...

[KellieP]

frostbite began to kick in. (DA DA DA scary music)

[Rivers of Avalon]

also he was very hapless but he didnt succumbed the evel weather and ...

[rudy_o]

he saw Prince Buckland comes with a pail of water, but unfortunately...

[Rivers of Avalon]

the path was too slippy to walk on and ...

[grids]

he falls off and goes to jakarta and

[Rivers of Avalon]

seeks afi, but after 5 hours uneventful search...

[livethelife16]

They (Chris and Jonny) stumble upon Guy and the missionaries in a foreign field and then....

[Lauve]

.. and then they decide to look if there are some tigers ..

[Yellow Hill]

..but the tigers attacked them and...

[livethelife16]

Then Guy jumped in with his super Human hott strength and fought them off and saved Coldplay while Chris Jonny and Wil....

[Yellow Hill]

were so surprised !!!! Then, Chris and Jonny...

[Lauve]

... kiss each other out of sheer relief. Then decide to kiss Guy to thank him, but he jumps behind Will for protection - he doesn't like male kisses too much - and then Will ..

[livethelife16]

Uses his secret Kung Fu skills to fight off Jonny and Chris from attacking Guy with their male kisses and then...

[Yellow Hill]

decided to punch Guy and he told him: "Hey what's the deal of a kiss"
and guy answered: "....

[Lauve]

- "I can take a hug from my friends, but kisses I like them with strawberry flavour " to which all the guys answered...

[Yellow Hill]

"Well... You want it? You'll have it! " And they took their Strawberry Chopstick and

[Lauve]

..started running through the trees. Guy had to run after them if he wanted to get any. Still holding the Strawberry Thing, Jonny soon came out of the forest. Coldplay suddenly found themselves on the beach. The wind...

[Yellow Hill]

took them to the end of the world. There, they met the pirates of the Caribbean and

[livethelife16]

Jonny Depp stood right infront of all of them. He quickly but surely asked, "Where is the rum?" Why is the rum gone?" Jonny Depp proceeded to say this in a drunken stooper to each of the boys until Orlando Bloom came along and....

[A RUSH OF VIDA]

Told the guys how much he loved them and then

[Christa42]

grabbed his trusty steed and sped away on ...........

[livethelife16]

a horse...leaving Jonny Depp alone with Coldplay on a beach in the middle of no where when all of a sudden...

[A RUSH OF VIDA]

A hudge CRAB comes and tries to eat them then

[livethelife16]

And the boys run as fast as they can leaving Jonny Depp behind...only to be eaten ny the huge CRAB....the boys ran, and ran, and ran till they could no longer run and then they realized that they had ended up in....

[A RUSH OF VIDA]

San Diego and they started lookin for help and

[Ab]

...all they found was a donkey so they decided to write a song about it & then...

[Lauve]

... all started singing "donkeys waiting to be tamed" until they arrive at San Francisco where...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

...they fire Phil and the donkey becomes their new manager...

[Ab]

...& the perv girls of "PHIL IS HOT" thread killed the donkey & threatened Coldplay with their peviness so, they hired Phil again & then...

[A RUSH OF VIDA]

Jonny and Chris started making out cause they were so happy that Phil was back then...

[Ab]

...Phil kicked their asses, Will threatened to tell their moms & Guy just threw up then the 5 fellas went to Egypt where...

[A RUSH OF VIDA]

where they saw alot of mummies and one tried to kill them but chris kicked hes ass and then.....

[Cobalt]

they travelled to Japan :heart:

[Yellow Hill]

:laugh4: Where they founded the beautiful Osaka Sun. Then Chris started to conquer some hot asian girls but Gwyneth...

[Rivers of Avalon]

became mad when she saw lots of girls around him, took a gun and ...

[Yellow Hill]

She was going to Kill herself but...

[Lauve]

decided to play with coldplayers instead, and posted a thread on

[nihcoldplay]

and became nih's friend :) and

[Yellow Hill]

I felt asleep and...

[Ab]

...Yellow Hill dreamed of Coldplay....

[Yellow Hill]

...and Loud Woke up me...

[Ab]

...& Yellow kept cursing me for that but then stopped after I told him that I'll vote for him :wacky: !!!

ANYWAY...Coldplay decided to move to somewhere else from The Bakery & then...

[Yellow Hill]

(My Name Is Daniel :nice: And Yours?)

...they decided to move to Mexico. In fact, they moved right in front of My house and...

[Ab]

(Abir, but you can call me Ab ;) )

...when they knew that you're living in front of them they moved back again to The Bakery but when they came back they found...

[Yellow Hill]

... :( a mess because Ab entered the Bakery and she stole their things and...

[Ab]

...I explained to them that I was looking for something to kill The Jonas Brothers with & I asked them to join us & they agreed & then...

[Yellow Hill]

I agreed too :wacky: So we went to one of their gigs and...

[Cobalt]

ate

[Ab]

...THE JONAS BROTHERS YES, THEY'RE FINALLY DEAD :wacky: & then the aliens attacked us but Chris...

[Arazmire]

bought a zebra and went to the moon

[Rivers of Avalon]

where on the way long girls were following him with camels ...

[Cobalt]

One, however, was armed with a gun to shoot all others down and have complete domination (guess who :P)

[Yellow Hill]

...and then Miley Cyrus's Mom came and...

[Rivers of Avalon]

the One armed made her way to the hell too where ...

[Cobalt]

she defeated the evil Miley Cyrus motherling and surfaced back to Earth :nice:

[Yellow Hill]

and the jonas brothers became girls and...

[Cobalt]

got murdered

[livethelife16]

Then Coldplay left the murderous scene for fear of being caught and then Guy said, "

[A RUSH OF VIDA]

Man....Im way too cute to be here......

[livethelife16]

So he walked off leaving the band in awww that he would even do such a thing and when he looked back Chris yelled to him, "

[Cobalt]

But you're hot! Stay with us!

[Ab]

...& suddenly the Jonas Brothers were reborn & they were about to attack Coldplay but Guy killed them all & saved Coldplay (!!!!! :thinking:) & then they all made out...

[Yellow Hill]

happiness.. :nice:

And then a naughty Pokemon came with them and...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

...before he could burn them with his fire attack Ash got him inside the Pokeball and...

[Cobalt]

FORGOT TO MAKE AIR HOLES OH NO PIKACHU!

[Yellow Hill]

and Pikachu died but...

[Black Rose]

luckily the professor made a clone and...

[clisaj]

the fake Pikachu made a daring escape to...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

go to a coldplay concert in order to..

[iPsy]

tell Coldplay his true feelings...

[Viva la Vida~LiveLife]

and then run on stage whilst...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

trying to get on chris' pants and...

[Yellow Hill]

he tried to kill Pikachu but...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

Jonny was a Pokemon lover so he didn't let Chris do it, but...

[Yellow Hill]

Chris screamed: "Get out of my way Jonny!" and...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

Jonny thought that was so hot, so he jumped into Chris' lap and...

[Yellow Hill]

Chris was very surprised with the fact that...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

Jonny had his hand in Chris' pocket, but

[Yellow Hill]

He was very confused...but he liked that...Then, Chris thought: "....

[iPsy]

"Maybe I should put my hand in his pocket!"

[MrsSeverusSnape]

and he did it, so they were both almost making love in front of everyone, but then Pikachu..

[Ab]

...decided to be Guy's personal pokemon cuz Pikachu liked him :wacky: . However, the pokemon "Smoochy" (Which is a pokemon that kisses anything she loves!!!) jumped on stage because she wanted to kiss Guy so much as he looked very handsome :wacky: but Pikachu...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

as a very gay Pokemon he is, wanted Guy all for himself. So, Pikachu, killed everyone but Guy. However,

[Yellow Hill]

He Screamed :"Ewwwwwwwwww That's disgusting!!!" And he killed himself. Then, Jonny reborns and said: "Hey, what's the deal??!!! Can't we love each other?"
And Chris answered: "...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

"Of course we can Jonny, so lets make love right now!" and Jonny...

[iPsy]

reached for Chris's hand and together they jumped into bed and

[Ab]

...there in the bed they found "Smoochy" waiting for Guy but when she saw them she fell in love with them :wacky: so...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

they all made love and it was like the best night of their lives, but then Gwyneth came in and...

[clisaj]

threatened to divorce Chris but Guy chimed in and said...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

"Oh Gwyneth, don't you think Chris has been very patient with you and your madness?" so Gwyneth..

[Yellow Hill]

killed herself but

[MrsSeverusSnape]

Apple and Moses were hungry so she reborn...

[Yellow Hill]

and Apple and Moses ate her and...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

then ate Guy, but...

[Ab]

...they said: "EWWWWWWW!!!" & puked them...

[Cobalt]

Guy was reborn

[Yellow Hill]

and all of them exploded on fire except super-apple then...

[clisaj]

Moses went looking for his dad but Chris was...

[Yellow Hill]

dead and cold, so Moses decided to...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

call God and ask him to reborn his father. After everything, they went all home but Chris suddenly said "Hey! We still haven't been to Portugal this year, and i wanna meet Daniela!", so they flew to Portugal and...

[clisaj]

Chris was nervous about what he would say to Daniela, so he asked Jonny...

[Yellow Hill]

"What should I say to Daniela" and then, me, Daniel, came and then...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

Daniela and Daniel got together and went both to see Coldplay live. While in Lisbon, Daniel and Daniela took the band to a guided tour in Lisbon and...

[Yellow Hill]

they were fascinated because of the beautiful city :nice:

But then, Daniels and Danielas from all over the world conquered the world and...

[MrsSeverusSnape]

they decided to name our planet as "Danielearth"! And they hired someone to kill every band in the world but Coldplay, so all you could hear E V E R Y W H E R E was Coldplay. It was awful. Coldplay had lost its sense. So Daniel and Daniela decided to save the world of music and started both a band, the Hotplayers! However,

[Yellow Hill]

Daniel didn't know how to play an instrument, so he was frustrated. -"Oh I'm so a bad person, now I can't save the world"-, he said, but...