Chris Martin HAS BIG WILLY.

[thisfarbutnofuhrer]

WILLY! :rolleyes:

[busybeeburns]

oh come on now, you're the prick round here, I have your credentials now! :P

[busybeeburns]

I've just checked, and your IP is really small, microscopic in fact

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[RICK8]

What a stupid ass...you can't get around our Webmaster!!! :lol:

[thisfarbutnofuhrer]

:( It's not the size of my IP, it's how I use it

[RICK8]

You have no willy,face the truth.

[TracieMorgan]

How do you know Chris has a big willy? Been checking?:P

[RICK8]

^:lol: Good point there,i think that blew up in it's face!

[winigwl]

why do you know chris's willy size?:uhoh2:

anyway, good for chris!

[busybeeburns]

^:lol: Good point there,i think that blew up in it's face!
who's gonna clean up the mess? :rolleyes:

[RICK8]

Ian of course..:P

[StephenG]

WILLY! :rolleyes:

terrible spam, go back to canada

[busybeeburns]

Ian of course..:P
I much prefer a supervisory role :P

[TracieMorgan]

terrible spam, go back to canada

lol. Take your medicine like you deserve!:laugh3:
(And not all Canadians are that bad at spamming,lol.)

[RICK8]

I much prefer a supervisory role :P



What will you pay for me to clean up the mess? :P

[TracieMorgan]

Better bring a big box of tissues!

[busybeeburns]

What will you pay for me to clean up the mess? :P
another bag of sweeties :wink3:

[zeoir]

Ian of course..:P

Hahaha you evil human!

[RICK8]

another bag of sweeties :wink3:


Oh yes please!! :blush:



Hahaha you evil human!



Me,evil? :stunned: What on earth made you think such a thing?

[zeoir]

Me,evil? :stunned: What on earth made you think such a thing?

You want Ian to clean up the mess!

[RICK8]

Well he made it..:rolleyes:

[Mojo Pin]

How come that as soon as someone mentions " big willy" rolly shows up immediately?:lol:

[zeoir]

Nonono, i thought that it was Chris who made the mess...

But you were stimulating him. So it's also your fault bah!

[RICK8]

Yup say big willy and Rolle comes running!

[zeoir]

well no use for tiny willies eh :wacko:

[RICK8]

I'm sure you could find some use for a wee willy!

[zeoir]

yeah i could actually. I'd steal it and be happy to PEE wherever i want!
just open the zipper and zuuuh. it's so easy!

Darn girls have to get their pants off and all that extra stuff and it takes so much time :disappointed:

[RICK8]

Yeah while we can just whip it out at random,and start pissing about..:lol:

[zeoir]

yeah that's the best part i bet!

[TracieMorgan]

Well, Rolle, I suppose we girls could rig something with a hose...ew, just grossed myself out visualizing that,lol, but it would be handy!

[Mojo Pin]

I can imagine rolly with a hose :lol:

*goes to photoshop that*

[RICK8]

Oh dear....:o


Where would you put the hose in the piccie Ren?

[TracieMorgan]

I think snorkel hoses probably bend better than garden hoses, and I'm guessing flexiility helps in an emergency!:lol:

[zeoir]

Well, Rolle, I suppose we girls could rig something with a hose...ew, just grossed myself out visualizing that,lol, but it would be handy!

Yeah well i like the fact that peeing is so easy with it! But it really sounds like something i wouldn't like to try myself...

[TracieMorgan]

^LOL! I don't feel I'm missing too much not being able to piss about freely...but sometimes on the way hom from the pub after a few, it would be handy.:laugh3:

[busybeeburns]

:stunned:

[Jack]

To everyone asking how he knew...

If Chris Martin walked up to anyone from this forum on the street and dropped his trousers, they'd look.

Just 'cause of curiosity.


So it's possible someone finding out.

[TracieMorgan]

LOL! So good of you to bump this thread!

At the MTV Europe awards a couple of years ago, when Chris had those tighty whiteys on, we ALL knew EXACTLYY what he has to offer!:laugh3:

[MrMagpie]

The forum had 540 users join the next day.

[TracieMorgan]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:lol:

[LiquidSky]

I can imagine rolly with a hose :lol:

*goes to photoshop that*

Woaw!!!!! what an imagination, Renny?!:shocked2: lmao:lol:

[RICK8]

Don't be surprised,Ren is extremely pervy! :wacko: