Badgers

[Hicksy]

a truly magnificent species of mammal

i love them

love them too

:D

[';']

i love them too...


lmao :lol:

i thought you were playing

[Hicksy]

im always serious when if come to wildlife!!

:lol:

[';']

hehe

i'm more into domesticated animals...but wildlife iz good too!!

[Hicksy]

i love all forms of life :D

[Hicksy]

omg im a hippie! :(

[Hicksy]

i hate hippies! :(

[Hicksy]

but i cant hate myself :)

ill make an exception on this occasion :lol:

[';']

wow you just added 3 post to you count with that little talk with yourself

yeah i like all forms of life too....except roaches....ah :shock:

[Buttercup]

i love all forms of life :D

So are you a vegetarian?

[Maria C]

:shock: moths are scary. they flutter.
spiders run too fast
snakes have weird eyes
goldfish are gawpy.
dogs shout at you.
Cats jump out from bushes and on halloween dress up as yettis. :shock:

[Hicksy]

i would never make it as a veggie - although i had a gf who was once

my dad was a butcher you see :)

[Buttercup]

Cats jump out from bushes and on halloween dress up as yettis. :shock:

Must be a sight only in Liverpool... I haven't seen them here... :shock:

[';']

i wouldnt be able to date a vegitarian...

butcher eh....

[';']

Cats jump out from bushes and on halloween dress up as yettis. :shock:

Must be a sight only in Liverpool... I haven't seen them here... :shock:
dress up as yettis

i'm allergic to cats and yeah they scare me too with their odd meowing and whaterver noises they make :lol:

[Maria C]

No they do! They grow long shaggy coats and sit on walls and shout at you.

[';']

thats sounds scary i would hate to be near one :shock:
omg long shaggy coats

[Hicksy]

:shock:

[Buttercup]

i wouldnt be able to date a vegitarian...


I think I heard Chris said they're all vegetarians, they do eat fish though. So no chance even for Guy?? :shock: :shock:

[Maria C]

dont worry they only come out at halloween., And they only visit you if you've been naughty.

[';']

i wouldnt be able to date a vegitarian...


I think I heard Chris said they're all vegetarians, they do eat fish though. So no chance even for Guy?? :shock: :shock:i thought they liked meat...i dont know....aww are you serious :cry:

[Buttercup]

I think it was when Chris was on Radio 1, someone asked him what would they do on a deserted island. He said they'd probably starve cos they're vegetarians. Then he said maybe they can use Guy's hair make a net to catch fish... something like that... Haha... :wink:
So no chance for Guy then?? :shock: :shock:

[Victoria]

very quiety and very timidly - I'm a vegetarian, folks. But not because of fluffy bunnies and the like, though all animals are really cool and probably nicer than most people! Especially horses. Noble creatures. And Red Setters .... And my cat is quite spikey too - nice sometimes, and b****y vicious other times! Quite a character.

[';']

Then he said maybe they can use Guy's hair make a net to catch fish... something like that... Haha... :wink:
haha that would be funny...you know i can actually picture that in my head...ah such an imagination!

So no chance for Guy then?? :shock: :shock:
oh yeah i would definetly still give him a chance....just need him to give me a chance being a meat eater and all....haha i sound like a dinosaur

[Buttercup]

[quote="Victoria"]very quiety and very timidly - I'm a vegetarian, folks. quote]

No need to be timid Vicky!
I'll say it LOUD and PROUD: I am pretty much a vegetarian. Well, most people would consider me a vegetarian cos I don't eat meat but I still eat fish and seafood. But in my book, fish is not a vegetable, so I'm not really a vegetarian. I would like to give up fish and seafood soon too... :wink:

[';']

mmmm seafood....my second fav i would say....ah i love that shirmp

[Buttercup]

Then he said maybe they can use Guy's hair make a net to catch fish... something like that... Haha... :wink:
haha that would be funny...you know i can actually picture that in my head...ah such an imagination!



Haha! They can use Jonny's hair if Guy's not enough! :lol:
I think Chris also said he's not fond of his baby toe or something like that, so they can eat that as well... so they'll become cannibal... :shock:

[';']

ewww....,but anything on chris is good...hehe

[Buttercup]

Yeah, but I'm not sure about eating his toe.... :shock: :?

[';']

i wouldnt eat it :lol: .....if i was on a deserted island with them i would keep it....ewww no nevermind thats a little creepy....but i wouldnt eat it....maybe jonny can eat it...
but then if i was on a deserted island with them i wouldnt care about anything else but them :mrgreen:

[Hicksy]

ok this is digressing too much!

back to the subject matter

BADGERS

i love em :D

[Tracy]

I don't know if you want to hear this story but here goes.....Badger's scare me because when I was in the TA we were in the middle of these woods and I was lying prone on the ground waiting to be ambushed with me rifle and that and this blummin badger toddled along about a metre right in front of my nose. I was absolutely bricking it and I heard this whisper behind me "Tracy, keep still". My heart was going 50 to the dozen and it just toddled off, I didn't even know it was a badger cos it was so dark and then this lad says that was a badger and they can be vicious I was shitting myself there! and I was like what do you mean I have shit myself!!! Ha hahahahahahaha (that was a joke - I have not and never will shit in my pants!) :wink:

[';']

eww i hope not


btw hicksy i love them too

[Hicksy]

i bet you gave that poor badger a shock too!! :shock:

[Hicksy]

badgers 4 ever :D

[Hicksy]

come on you people!

warm furry mammals?

digress!! :D

[Maria C]

They smell!!!!

[busybeeburns]

That's no way to talk about my missus! :shock: :P

[Maria C]

That's no way to talk about my missus! :shock: :P

lol, you dweeb. (heheh my friend called me that today) :shock:

[';']

i was called that by my brother....he's a bigger dweeb

damn him making fun of my mouth :x

[dave's girl]

when i was little my favourite book in the world was about a talking badger, but i think it sort of scarred me for life cos in the end he gets hit over the head with a spade by some nasty little boy. anyway, i like hedgehogs too. 8)

[';']

when i was little my favourite book in the world was about a talking badger, but i think it sort of scarred me for life cos in the end he gets hit over the head with a spade by some nasty little boy. anyway, i like hedgehogs too. 8)i used to play that game sonic the hedgehog lol....

[Maria C]

omg so sdid i!! I was rubbish at it but i loved it when it got those magic star things and you could just run through things and not get killed.And the music was fab!

[';']

lol all that video game music is fab......i especially liked the mario bros one......that was like the first game i ever owned....that nintendo thing is in my parent's attic.....now that i'm thinking about it i wanna play it now....maybe i will when i go back... 8)

[Hicksy]

hedgehogs & badgers unite! :shock:

[';']

:lol:

[Buttercup]

I like ferrets... :wink:

[';']

I like ferrets... :wink:ah me too!!!, but squirrels more.... :shock: :lol: 8)

[dave's girl]

we have squirrels in our school. :) (not as pupils :shock: :? )

[';']

we have squirrels in our school. :) (not as pupils :shock: :? )ooh there's tons of sqirrels here at my school to....but they're outside....they follow you around too. :shock:

[Hicksy]

i love squirrels! :D

[';']

i love squirrels! :Dif i can take a good pic of one i'll use it as my avatar for a while....those little things wont come near you unless you have food.

i wanna own a squirrel.

[dave's girl]

it says a lot for the wildlife in lpool that the year 7's thought they were rats!

[';']

it says a lot for the wildlife in lpool that the year 7's thought they were rats!lol :shock:
my dad calls my dog a rat :evil: ....

[Catherine]

i don't like animals

:shock:

[Victoria]

I'd quite like a rat :D But I think it might upset the cat just a leetle bit ... :lol:

[dave's girl]

hahaha. :lol: maybe 8)

[Buttercup]

we have squirrels in our school. :) (not as pupils :shock: :? )

You mean the squirrels don't have do A levels?? :shock: :shock:

[dave's girl]

i don't think so - do you reckon if i turn up to school dressed as one i'll get away without having to do them either? :?

[Buttercup]

Maybe you try tomorrow Jane. Perhaps they'll send you home and no shcool for you! Yay! :wink:

[::Hayley::]

I think it was when Chris was on Radio 1, someone asked him what would they do on a deserted island. He said they'd probably starve cos they're vegetarians. Then he said maybe they can use Guy's hair make a net to catch fish... something like that... Haha... :wink:
So no chance for Guy then?? :shock: :shock:


lol...yeah i heard that interview too...funnnnneeeeeeee stuff 8)

[';']

I think it was when Chris was on Radio 1, someone asked him what would they do on a deserted island. He said they'd probably starve cos they're vegetarians. Then he said maybe they can use Guy's hair make a net to catch fish... something like that... Haha... :wink:
So no chance for Guy then?? :shock: :shock:


lol...yeah i heard that interview too...funnnnneeeeeeee stuff 8)so, are the vegetarians?

[::Hayley::]

im thinkin so! :D

[';']

im thinkin so! :Daww :sad:

[Buttercup]

aww :sad:

Don't be sad. It shows them caring about animals, environment, or whatever causes they're... :)
I admire people who are strict vegetarians. 8)

[';']

aww :sad:

Don't be sad. It shows them caring about animals, environment, or whatever causes they're... :)
I admire people who are strict vegetarians. 8)yeah....i love animals....but i also love beef hehe....sorry...

thats alright i'm not sad....i just didnt expect all of them to be. :o :lol:

[::Hayley::]

I was rubbish at it but i loved it when it got those magic star things and you could just run through things and not get killed.And the music was fab!

im really hurt! :o sonic was SO not rubbish - he ROCKS!!!lmao... it was absolutely FANtastic, when u were about 8 :lol: me and my bro spent whole days on a mission to destroy robotnik...... :D hahaha

[::Hayley::]

I was rubbish at it but i loved it when it got those magic star things and you could just run through things and not get killed.And the music was fab!

im really hurt! :o sonic was SO not rubbish - he ROCKS!!!lmao... it was absolutely FANtastic, when u were about 8 :lol: me and my bro spent whole days on a mission to destroy robotnik...... :D hahaha

[Maria C]

no no no no I love sonic. It was fantastic but i was crap at it. The screen was too fast for me, and i always died. Hahahahaha i used to love it when he died and he sorta jumped up and then fell down the screen. hehehehe

[';']

to sunset scientist- maria was calling herself rubbish at the game.....


yeah that screen was too fast, but after a while i got use to it 8)

[::Hayley::]

no no no no I love sonic. It was fantastic but i was crap at it. The screen was too fast for me, and i always died. Hahahahaha i used to love it when he died and he sorta jumped up and then fell down the screen. hehehehesorry maria...saw the word "rubbish" and overreacted... :D lol. anyyyyhoo, yes we like sonic. byeeeee 8)

[bethany]

awwwwwwwwwwwwww ginger *hugs* lol

[';']

hugs? why for? hehe i forgot what i said :D :?

[Hicksy]

THE RETURN OF THE BADGERS!!! :shock:

I will make this the most popular topic of this forum even if it takes me all of 2003!!

;)

[dave's girl]

hahaha. how very ambitious :D

[Hicksy]

there are so many badger related tales left yet untold! :D

[dave's girl]

sounds ominous :? but i'm strangely intrigued :o

[bethany]

sounds ominous :? but i'm strangely intrigued :o

hee hee me too...pray tell these untold badger tales...

[dave's girl]

there's a captive audience now 8) .......

[Buttercup]

I'm using my work hours on this, so they better be good tales! :D

[bethany]

but no hicksy :cry:

[dave's girl]

oh well, we'll just have to carry on making the thread grow bigger and bigger in anticipation :D that sounds wrong :shock: :roll:

[bethany]

i wouldn't have twisted that...but seeing as you did :D

[Hicksy]

ok the first legendary badger tale will be unveiled on.... (drum roll)

budbudbudbudbudbud....

6th January

ill be back

love me, dont leave me :D

take care all!

Si xx

[Victoria]

Si, we love ya, we won't leave ya! ;) Don't you break a leg now! :D Just one question - why d'ya love badgers so much?

Me, I love horses and donkeys and (some) dogs! :D

[Buttercup]

*waiting for tales*

I hope everyone has a safe and sound holiday season whatever activities they will be doing! :D :-)

[Hicksy]

:D

hmmm... gotta leave in 1hr - betta get packed! :sad:

[dave's girl]

I hope everyone has a safe and sound holiday season whatever activities they will be doing! :D :-)

i dunno - some of those post-christmas bargain hunters can be v. dangerous :shock: :D

[Buttercup]

That's right! They could be like animals!!! :shock: :? :x
Crazy shoppers! Esp. at the car parks!!! Would run you over to get a parking spot! :o

[bethany]

i'll stop conjuring up visions of road demons mowing people down now :-D

[dave's girl]

that sounds like a good idea :? :shock: :D

[Victoria]

Bye, Simon, have a brilliant holiday!!!

[Hicksy]

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

:D

[Victoria]

I wanted to send you a Christmas card with a badger on it. But could I find one ... ? :sad:

[Hicksy]

ahhh the legendary search for the Badgers Chrimbo Card - its a tough cop :D

[Hicksy]

it doesnt really matter
how it feels inside

this life is like a game sometimes

:D

[Buttercup]

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

:D

Hello Si you're back!!! :shock: :D
Much love and huggles!!!

Happy new year hun!!! ;)

[';']

hey hicksy welcome back happy new year :D

[Hicksy]

thanx babes - im back from skiing and in tipiity-top condition - although i am also back from work which is not so good :sad:

oh well thems the brakes

the Turin Brakes

*chuckles*

;)

[';']

them breaks are good :D

[Buttercup]

thanx babes - im back from skiing and in tipiity-top condition - although i am also back from work which is not so good :sad:



Work is no good!!! :( :roll:
Cannot agree more!

Well, good to see you back Si! ;)

[';']

you should work with badgers hicksy....your work would be a lot more fun ;) :D

[Hicksy]

i tried to stroke one once

big mistake! :o

[dave's girl]

i tried to stroke one once

big mistake! :o

:o sounds nasty!

and welcome back, i don't think i've said that yet :-D

[Victoria]

Teeth! Ouch!! :o :shock: Stripey cuddly things with TEETH!

[Hicksy]

and they growl too!

they come for me at night

but i am not afraid :D

at least only of the vampire badgers! :o

[Buttercup]

i tried to stroke one once

big mistake! :o

So I guess it didn't quite like the stroking?? :D :-D

[';']

i tried to stroke one once

big mistake! :o

So I guess it didn't quite like the stroking?? :D :-Dtoo bad 8)

[';']

and they growl too!

they come for me at night

but i am not afraid :D

at least only of the vampire badgers! :o :shock: what happens when they come for you at night :shock: :D

[Victoria]

They growl at you? And they don't like your strokings? :shock:

These are mad, sad creatures!!! :shock:

[';']

They growl at you? And they don't like your strokings? :shock:

These are mad, sad creatures!!! :shock:yes if they dont like the strokings....i dont mind the growling.

[Hicksy]

badgers are never sad!

they are mearly biding their time before world domination!

:D

[';']

is this world domination something soon to be.

[Hicksy]

you betcha!

i will be their translator so i will be spared!

naturally ill try to save you all too! :D

[';']

yes that's all the world needs....a bunch of coldplay fans and badgers :lol: :D and a translator named hicksy :D

[Hicksy]

anyone online and bored come have a chat with me :D

[';']

will do :D

[Hicksy]

mmmmmm sunsets :D

[bethany]

where's our badger story then si? or have i just missed it? :?

[::Hayley::]

mmmmmm sunsets :D

me like sunsets very much.... :D :roll:

[Victoria]

I think I missed the sunset, the story and the chat .... :(

I didn't see any squashed badgers, though, on my drive through country places today, I'm glad to say. One squashed fox, that was all.

I wanna hear a cheery badger story ..... *stamps foot and pouts* :x

[Hicksy]

... its coming... :D

[';']

*waits* :P

[Victoria]

...... and waits ......

[';']

hahahaha :lol:

this better be something worth waiting for :D ;)

[Hicksy]

i need a shovel :D

[Victoria]

i need a shovel :D

:?: :-o

[Hicksy]

... to dig myself out of all these holes i keep making for myself :D

[Guy'sChick]

LOL :lol:

[Hicksy]

:D

[busybeeburns]

Wouldn't a ladder be better?

[Hicksy]

if your offering please! :shock:

[busybeeburns]

http://www.lasteelcraft.com/Space_Walk/Climbers/cl_ladder.JPG

:D

[Guy'sChick]

WHAHAHAHA good 1 ian! :lol:

[';']

*dissapointed*

aww i was really looking forward to reading one.

dont fall back in hicksy :D

[busybeeburns]

*holds top of ladder and looks down into dark abyss* :o

[';']

it looks scary down there :shock: :o

[Hicksy]

LOL Ian :D

*waves from deep down below*

:sad:

[';']

so did the ladder not help :sad:

[Hicksy]

it was a frozen ladder!

damn that man with the guitar! :sad:

[';']

a better ladder is needed now.

or someone to go down there and get you :lol:

[Hicksy]

please! its cold and lonely down here :sad:

[';']

haha

well do you want me to join you. lol and keep you warm or...help you out :shock:

[Hicksy]

oh go on then - come join me :D

[';']

ah its cold :o

*brings a blanket*

[Guy'sChick]

*hugs simon* :D

[shangrila]

a truly magnificent species of mammal

i love them

love them too

:D
WHAT ARE BADGERS? :shrug:

[Guy'sChick]

lol i was wondering the same :D

[Hicksy]

badgers are small furry creatures with teeth who live in sets under the ground and have small furry offspring - usually a shade of brown :D

[Guy'sChick]

lol ok :D

[Hicksy]

good morning honey btw *kiss* :)

[Guy'sChick]

goodmorning sexy *kiss*

[Hicksy]

:D

[Guy'sChick]

hows you on this lovely day :D

[Hicksy]

fine and dandy and considering doing some work but its friday so its not happeneing atm 8)

[Guy'sChick]

lol cool! im going to be lazy all day! :D

[Hicksy]

friday is always lazy day :D

[Guy'sChick]

think i might go out to get a pizza for tonight though :D

[Hicksy]

im having a curry :D

[Guy'sChick]

lol again? :D

[Hicksy]

yeah cause Matt will be arriving and want a takeaway - or maybe kfc - dunno yet :D ill try and say hi at 6 before he arrives ;)

[Guy'sChick]

lol ok hehe! save some for me ;)

[Guy'sChick]

*BUMP*

[Hicksy]

BADGERS is back WHOOOHOOO!! :D :multi:

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[casting_shadow]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm this is what i need.... my own little place to talk about badgers - the animal that just keeps on giving :D

makes me want to burrow my own set and go and live with my badger brother called Brian :shock:

ahhhhhhh.......... :puppydogeyes:

[Guy'sChick]

i still dont really know what a badger is :shock:

explain!!!!!! :shock:

[Chrissy]

i still dont really know what a badger is :shock:

explain!!!!!! :shock:
me neither *very confused* i'm thinking of badges - i love those! :D

[Guy'sChick]

nah its definetly not that...maybe some evil monster :shock:

[Chrissy]

nah its definetly not that...maybe some evil monster :shock:
maybe the yettie :shrug: .... :D

[casting_shadow]

ahhh u poor misguided fools!!!! *evil laugh* :P :shock:

[Guy'sChick]

:shock: what did you call me mr!!!!!!! :-x

[';']

you both dont know what badgers are :o :-o dont you ever watch those educational nature shows :D

[Guy'sChick]

lol no :P

[';']

hicksy will love this site!!

look here it has some pictures

http://www.badgerland.co.uk/animals/pictures.html

[';']

http://www.badgerland.co.uk/images/badger_cub.gif

aww heres a cub :D

[Chrissy]

oh those!!! see, i have learn my one thing today! :D

[casting_shadow]

its brian! :shock:

[';']

whos brian :shock:

[casting_shadow]

brian the badger! :shrug:

[';']

never heard of him :shrug:

[Guy'sChick]

http://www.badgerland.co.uk/images/badger_cub.gif

aww heres a cub :D


awww but that looks cute :D

[';']

who said they werent :D

[Chrissy]

brian the badger! :shrug:
you have to explain... :-o

[casting_shadow]

lol :shock:

hes only known to a select few

[Guy'sChick]

who said they werent :D

lol i dunno :shrug: just said they were :P :D

[Chrissy]

lol :shock:

hes only known to a select few
oh.... *feels excluted*

[';']

lol :shock:

hes only known to a select fewwho was that to... :D

[casting_shadow]

to everyone... me and si! :o

[Hicksy]

:D

everyone should have a Badger :D

[casting_shadow]

it should be compulsory mate ;)

[Guy'sChick]

i would like to have one :D

[Chrissy]

i would rather own a koala :D they are cutie wutie

[Guy'sChick]

ah yeah they are :D but i want a badger too and a bat if possible i always have loved those creatures :D

[';']

bats....badgers....koalas??!!!!!!


:D i'm just sticking with dogs :lol:

[Hicksy]

if my hosumates move out at some point im going to get a dog :D

can i borrow one of you nice single ladies to come and be my wife, then i can get on with retirement :D

[Guy'sChick]

euhm i thought we were married :shock:



:P :P :P

[Chrissy]

mans' best friend? yeah right!

[Guy'sChick]

huh? :shock:

[Chrissy]

dogs... they are not mans' best friend... they are jumpy and dirty... some of them are nive, but only a few.

[Guy'sChick]

oh right lol i thought u were talking to simon lol sorry :D

[Chrissy]

then i understand tour confuzzledness :D

[Guy'sChick]

what part of i thought u were talking to simon dont you understand lol :lol:

[Hicksy]

you don't mind me playing away do you honey? :D

[Guy'sChick]

course not haha

i wanted to marry ginger anyways :P

[Chrissy]

course not haha

i wanted to marry ginger anyways :P
LOL :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Guy'sChick]

its true *blush*

[Chrissy]

you two are adorable :D

[Guy'sChick]

yeah i know! we make a great couple!

[Hicksy]

COMING BACK ATCHA!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Hicksy]

more anecdotes towards our favourite furry mammals please people :D

[casting_shadow]

There once was a badger called brian
who had a terrible fear of flying
so he drove everywhere
especailly down stairs
its the truth - i swear im not lying.

[athy]

^nice nicname :)

[Hicksy]

magnificent :D

More MOre MORe MORE!!!! :D