The Cool and Crazy Coldplay Caption Thread!

[Venus]

Okay, so every message board usually has one of these. I couldn't find a thread for it, so if there already is one of these, then I am sure the moderators will close this thread, but hopefully we'll get to have a lot of fun here!

You all know the way these works: post a pic and let the rest of us get creative on it!

I'll start the festivities with this one:
http://visage.bravepages.com/chriscaption1.jpg

"No, I swear, it really *is* this big!"

next?

[Chrissy]

:lol: i cant think of any... pics or things to say...

[Manders]

haha i want to do it!! this is an awsome thread!!

[Manders]

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/phpbbplus/files/0503_coldplay_b.jpg

Is this still enough for you mr. photographer?

[Chrissy]

LOL disco pic!!

[Manders]

hahahahahaha yea!! bye chrissy ttyl!! im going to rent some movies!! any suggestions?

[DONTPANICgirl]

http://www.coldplaying.com/gallery/08517c20.jpg

[DONTPANICgirl]

Chris(thinking to himself):what a lovely day! :D im sure ill catch some yummy fish soon :D
Guy(thinking to himself):hahahhhhhaaaaaa!! im going to surprise attack Chris and steal all of his fish!! :twisted:

[Manders]

hahaha!!

[DONTPANICgirl]

:D

[DONTPANICgirl]

http://www.coldplaying.com/gallery/13bffce0.jpg
Chris:YAY!! I FEEL PRETTY!! :D I LOVE SKIPPING AROUND LIKE A LITTLE BOY!
Johnny(thinking):nice ass there,Chris
Will(thinking):wow...a bird...
Guy: :o how much more of this shit do i have to put up with?! :o

[DONTPANICgirl]

:D i love this!!!!!!!!im having waaaayyy to much fun here!! :D

[Manders]

http://www.justspies.com/concerts/atlanta_03/atlanta_03.jpg


chris:"does this smile make me look sexier"?
will: "i am a robot here me roar"
jon:"chris is laughing i guess its my duty to too"
guy"yea im watching you get your bloody hands off my bass!"

[DONTPANICgirl]

HAHA! this ones especially great!!

will: "i am a robot here me roar"

geez johnny and chris look strangely alike in that pic... :shock:

[Manders]

haha!! this is fun.... :twisted:

[DONTPANICgirl]

Chris:oh noooooooo i have no body!!!
Johnny(::snaps his fingers):great no more ass-viewing :(
http://www.coldplaying.com/gallery/041d7770.jpg

[Manders]

im too lazy to look right now but i will in 2 mintues

[Manders]

http://www.coldplaying.com/gallery/039c9ca0.jpg


guy: "yay im in front this time"

chris: "ok chris be calm bite your lip to keep from crying, youll be in front next time"

will: "ok i dont think imLAST this time....unless jonny is a couple of inches in front of me...crap did i say inches...there goes my britishness

jonny: " okay now im last....ease up...thats it... yay!! now im 3rd!!

[Manders]

http://www.coldplaying.com/gallery/02d58fc0.jpg

jonny: "ohh does that keyboard play beepop?"

chris: "qywneth come back please....ok stay calm...bite your lip...QYWENETH!!"

guy:"okay ive counted 5 freckles on jonny's neck"

will: " if i smile will you grow bigger?"

[Manders]

http://www.coldplaying.com/gallery/02158910.jpg

will: "oh im soo happy YEPPPIEEE i was asked a question"

jonny:" ok this might happen from time to time...ill be asked a question next time....WHY WHY!!

guy: " chris sounds sooo much more intelligent when he answeres

chris: " OH MY FOOKING LORD!! i cant believe this...breathe....shit i wasnt asked the question.....GYWNETH!!??

[Manders]

http://www.coldplaying.com/gallery/046ff400.jpg




chris: "HEHEHEHEHEH its big,ey jonny?


jonny:" ive seen better"

will: " omg i cant beleive that they are having a willie conversation!!

guy:" come on join me jump in!!"

[DONTPANICgirl]

hahahahaahhahahahahahahhaha these r great!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[DONTPANICgirl]

noooooooooooooo gwenyth broke up with me!!!! JOHNNY COME HOLD ME!!!
http://www.coldplaying.com/chris/1ac0c9c0.jpg

[Manders]

:lol: :lol: :P

[DONTPANICgirl]

http://www.coldplaying.com/chris/0962ce00.jpg
RAWR this bitch is stealing my spotlight!! Ill go whack them now!!

[Manders]

haha with his giant penis!! :o

[DONTPANICgirl]

guy:get off me,u bastard!!
http://www.coldplaying.com/gallery/0264b900.jpg

[DONTPANICgirl]

haha with his giant penis!!

haha ya! :lol:

[Venus]

here's another one:

http://visage.bravepages.com/coldplaycaption2.jpg

Will: "Bloody Hell, Chris! That's fooking disgustin'"

Guy: "How d'you think I feel, I'm standin' right behing the bastard. . ."

Johnny: "Should've listened to me and laid off that last helpin' of beans, Chris. . ."

Chris: "Shurrup, all of you, the man's tryin' to take the bloody picture. . ."

[Amélie]

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[CountingDemons]

http://www.coldplaying.com/gallery/13df4380.jpg
will: come on chris come down from there!
guy: yea we won't make fun of you anymore..
jonny: yea sure thats what you say..ive got a few gywenth jokes up my sleeve
chris: HEY I HEARD THAT!

...not the best one but im tired :shrug:

[Manders]

:lol: :lol: :lol: ;)

[DONTPANICgirl]

HAHAHAHAHA

[amanda_coldplay5]

Chris: i'm not coming down!
Jonny: fine we'll leave hm up there. now how bout some gywenth jokes?
Guy:i give up on chirs.
Will: i'm going to give that photographer my evil look

[Venus]

Will: "Chris, now listen to me very closely: you're taking this whole R.Kelly thing way too seriously! Just come on down, slowly . . ."

Chris: "BUT I DO! I really DO believe I can FLY!!"

[Mimixxx]

Coldplay's family holiday:

[Reilly]

http://visage.bravepages.com/chriscaption1.jpg

Chris: *Right hand* This is me *Left hand* this is the band

[dionisio]

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[dionisio]

that lol: is purposely done :lol:

[amanda_coldplay5]

heey... want happend to my picture? it's not there... :-o
let me try that again...

Chris: i'm not coming down!
Jonny: fine we'll leave hm up there. now how bout some gywenth jokes?
Guy:i give up on chirs.
Will: i'm going to give that photographer my evil look

[Manders]

http://visage.bravepages.com/chriscaption1.jpg

Chris: *Right hand* This is me *Left hand* this is the band

coughcoughagreedsortofcoughcough

[Reilly]

:)

[Manders]

:P :P hey you fucker now your offline!!

[CountingDemons]

Will: "Chris, now listen to me very closely: you're taking this whole R.Kelly thing way too seriously! Just come on down, slowly . . ."

Chris: "BUT I DO! I really DO believe I can FLY!!"
haha thats great :lol:

[DONTPANICgirl]

:lol:

[Chrissy]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

@THIS THREAD !!! MY GOD!! I'M REALLY LAUGING MY ASS OF!!!

[Chrissy]

http://www.coldplaying.com/gallery/046ff400.jpg




chris: "HEHEHEHEHEH its big,ey jonny?


jonny:" ive seen better"

will: " omg i cant beleive that they are having a willie conversation!!

guy:" come on join me jump in!!"AHAHAHAA!!! I FREEKING LOVE THIS"!!!

[CountingDemons]

:lol: i didnt see that one :lol:

[Manders]

;)

[BlissfullyMuse]

hiya
lol u guy`s rock,fantastic
luv kirsten
xxx
x
www.maketradefair.com

[Chrissy]

i wanna see more :twisted:

[sinead]

http://www.coldplay.org/fusionnews/uploads/Jonny%20Coldplaying1.jpg

Jonny: "Step aside, you bald coot...look who's the Coldplaying.com poster boy now!!!"
Chris: (thinking) "I'm not jealous...not at all.... i mean...my picture was on the front page....he's just stuck in the news section...i AM better looking...aren't I....AREN'T I???!!!....maybe if i just edge onto the corner of this photo....i'll show HIM who's got the model looks...!!!
:P

[Amélie]

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[Venus]

http://visage.bravepages.com/kickme.jpg


Phtographer: "Okay, hold it up-- yeah, perfect. Now one more time, how long did Chris have it on his back?"

Jonny: "Oh it was brilliant! Had it on his back for the whole bloody performance! Couldn't figure out why everyone was laughin' at him!"

Chris: [under his breath] "Yeah, bloody funny, Jonny. You just wait 'till we get back to the hotel. . ."

Jonny: "Muahahahaha . . ."

[Leaver]

ah ah ah ah :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D

[Chris's Nuts]

That's NOTHING!!! :lol:

http://coldplay.artscience.net/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14232&highlight=funny

http://coldplay.artscience.net/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13551

http://coldplay.artscience.net/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21326

Enjoy !! :eyecrazy:

[Sweet One]

Excellent!! Well done. :D

[Chrissy]

Chris: i tell you, my feet grown bigger since last!! And you know what they say about men with big feet. Gweney - here i come, weeeee!!!
Guy: *thinking* if i just rub my chin no one will notice that I DONT CARE! damn you chris, we DONT CARE about your feet!
Will:*burb*
Jonny: oh my, yes chris that's true.... what's that smell...?

[Chrissy]

oops, and here's the pic lol

[gvargas]

this thread is great! We need to keep it going! :lol:

[soleil]

Chris: Yay! (Clap clap) It's Jonny! Let's go say hi.

Gwyn: Get out of the way!! Oh my God!! Chris, the semi is coming straight towards us!

[soleil]

Chris - (to cameras) Look at me!
Innocent Bystander - Get out of my face! Don't you dare touch my newspaper freak!
Chris - (sings softly in her ear) , Oh.. I never meant to cause you trouble, no, i never meant to do you wrong...
Gwyneth - (sigh) There he goes again. Let's git out of here!

[badlydrawngirl]

:lol: :lol: this thread is HILARIOUS!! :lol:

[badlydrawngirl]

Jonny: "look at what I drew! I'm a natural!"
Chris: "Why the f*** does Jonny always get the best crayons??"
Guy: "ooh camera attention! TAKE MY PICTURE TAKE MY PICTURE!"


that was pretty crap but I'm just warming up :)

[badlydrawngirl]

"Jonny you naughty man, what have I told you about pinching my bottom in public?"

[badlydrawngirl]

Will Champion decapitates Chris Martin in a fit ot temper after he is spotted on various occasions giving the lead singer the evil eye :twisted:

[soleil]

Chris : I can't believe I just went to the Grammy's. Get out of the picture Jonny.

Jonny : :-x It's my turn to shine, my precious. MUAHHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[Manders]

Chris: Yay! (Clap clap) It's Jonny! Let's go say hi.

Gwyn: Get out of the way!! Oh my God!! Chris, the semi is coming straight towards us!

LMAO!thats brill :)

[gvargas]

Yay! Go sis----> "soleil" go! She's a new member! :)

[Moses]

"Jonny you naughty man, what have I told you about pinching my bottom in public?"

LMAO. that one cracked me up soooo much
FANTASTIC!!!!!

[badlydrawngirl]

:D yeah Chris doesn't mind him doing it in private though :shock: :o ;)

[Chrissy]

Jonny: "look at what I drew! I'm a natural!"
Chris: "Why the f*** does Jonny always get the best crayons??"
Guy: "ooh camera attention! TAKE MY PICTURE TAKE MY PICTURE!"


that was pretty crap but I'm just warming up :)HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i seriously laughed really hard!!!!!!!!! more more! you're great at this!!!

[Chrissy]

Will Champion decapitates Chris Martin in a fit ot temper after he is spotted on various occasions giving the lead singer the evil eye :twisted:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! -pure genious!

[In his place]

haha this thread is hilarious haha

[Manders]

jep. :)

[amanda_coldplay5]

*chants*
we want more!
we want more!
we want more! :D




also...where did the submit button go? :-o

[gvargas]

Chris: oh look! Yay! A hot dog stand!
Gwenyth: No! Don't do it Chris! :o Resist the temptation!

[gvargas]

Guy: Mummy! Give me a hug!

Chris: You look so good today Jonny.

Jonny: Really? Do you thing this rouge lipstick matches with my sweatshirt?

Will: (thinks to himself) Am I the only normal person here besides the green freak?

[gvargas]

50 posts! :)

Someone post a caption for this last picture!

[gvargas]

50 posts! :)

Someone post a caption for this last picture!

[badlydrawngirl]

Chris: "Jonny I think its time I publicly declared my feelings for you. You're the only man for me. Man."
Jonny: *thinks* ::should I escape with this award while he's chattting away or listen, and THEN leg it?::
Will:*thinks* "::yes Chris, you chat away. soon you will be eradicated, and Coldplay and all their awards will be MINE for the taking mwahahahaha::

[el_scorcho]

:lol:

[In his place]

haha :lol:

[Chrissy]

Will: *giggle giggle* Guy, you DO look a bit like MArilyn Manson with that hair
Guy: *hisses* i DO NOT! Just because you're trying to look like David Gray doesnt mean that i'm a haircut stealing look-a-like!
Jon: Hehe, check out MY hat!!aaahhh i'm the coolest, i'm the best!

[Chrissy]

Pic:

[Chrissy]

Chris: Jon, please turn the lights back on...

[Chrissy]

Chris: I can flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chrissy]

*all exits the toilet*

Will: so, was it as good for you as it was for me??

[Chrissy]

Chris: Yes i AM making commercial for J.Lo's new single 'Play'

[Chrissy]

chris: i'm hot and i know it...

[Chrissy]

All the guys:i wanna see you out that door, baby bye bye bye

[Chrissy]

Chris: ...and then i just said "gwenie, shall we shag now or shall we shag later...?"

[Chrissy]

pic:

[Kettercat]

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm in bits now, keep 'em coming!

[badlydrawngirl]

Chris: "So, about dinner later, I thought we could have a cosy night in for two......."
Jonny:"Chris, this is a photoshoot, can't you bloody give it a rest?"

[badlydrawngirl]

*in a giggly girly voice* "Jonny you know I was talking about dinner before, well since you didn't seem so keen, maybe we should do something else. I mean, I'm sure there'll be spare back-row seats at the cinema...."
::Jonny hangs-up the phone::

[Kettercat]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[gvargas]

Chris: "So, about dinner later, I thought we could have a cosy night in for two......."
Jonny:"Chris, this is a photoshoot, can't you bloody give it a rest?"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
tooo funny!!!!

More! More!

[badlydrawngirl]

:P I can't think of any more at the mo! :( :lol:

[badlydrawngirl]

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/phpbbplus/files/chrisjonny__5_.jpg
Chris:"........come on Jonny, it can be our first kiss in public! Look! EVERYONE'S here!"
Jonny: *with a fake smile, through clenched teeth* "Would you get the f*** off me Chris??"

[Chrissy]

HAHAHAHAAA!!!! face it Jon, he wants you! :lol:

[gvargas]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[el_scorcho]

:lol: That's so funny

[Manders]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/entertainment/images/coldplayslideshow/5.jpg

guy: 145th photo today....i think ill go shit myself
chris: animal crackers in my soup.... GYWENNTH!?
will: haha theyll never find me here....im invvvisible
jonny: ok im getting up now...

[Manders]

Chris: Jon, please turn the lights back on...HAHAHAHA HIS FACE..THAT ONE IS GREAT!

[el_scorcho]

:lol: Great captions Mandy

[badlydrawngirl]

HAHAHAHAAA!!!! face it Jon, he wants you! :lol:


I think our Jonny is in denial :( they're like star-crossed lovers :lol:

[Leaver]

8) :)

[soleil]

i like this pic 'cause it's really clear
and looks so natural - they're not posing or anything

Guy: Haha Jonny! I'm gonna kick your ass! 18,982 posts! Must be Coldplaying God!! I am the definition of Coldplaying God! Must beat Life is for Living Amanda!!

Jonny: Hey, do you think they know we're on? I always sign myself on as
guest, do you think they'll notice?

[Manders]

:lol: :lol: THEYLL NEVER BEAT MEEEEE MUAHAHAHHAHAHA weird are you sure they arent posting :shock:

[Kettercat]

:oops: whoever took this picture of me and Guy...


Wait, did I just turn myself in? :roll: (I'm Jonny in disguise)

[Leaver]

:D

[badlydrawngirl]

:oops: whoever took this picture of me and Guy...


Wait, did I just turn myself in? :roll: (I'm Jonny in disguise)

well what the hell is wrong with you??? Can't you see Chris is in love with you??? :sad:











































:lol:

[Leaver]

:shock: :shock: :x

[Chrissy]

Chris (about piano hitting him a certain...place):AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! ANYWHERE BUT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[badlydrawngirl]

:lol: :lol: ouch! :shock:

[Kettercat]

I know Chris is in love with me but dammit, I want Guy! :x

[badlydrawngirl]

well I'll have Chris then :shrug: :lol:

[gvargas]

I know Chris is in love with me but dammit, I want Guy! :x

Nice picture of Guy, right? :) He looks nice with short hair!

[Kettercat]

Yeah, I liked him best with short hair.... I used to rub his head and stuff... *dazes off and looks stoned again*

[badlydrawngirl]

:lol:

[gvargas]

:D :D :D You guys are soo mean! :)

[badlydrawngirl]

oh well, you two can share Guy. :shrug: :roll: :P :P

[Leaver]

:x :x

[badlydrawngirl]

you don't wanna share? :twisted: :shock:

[Amélie]

:x :x
Absolutely!!!!
Nobody wants to share Guy
Plus he's all mine :x

[Leaver]

Hum Hum!!!!! :D

[BlissfullyMuse]

hey
i luv all of them pix they r grrrrrrrrrrr8 lol
luv kirsten
xxx
x
www.maketradefair.com

[gvargas]

Yaaaaaaaay. Who changed the smileys??? :daisy:

[badlydrawngirl]

:x :x
Absolutely!!!!
Nobody wants to share Guy
Plus he's all mine :x


:lol: fair enough!

[Chrissy]

I'M BRINGING THIS THREAD BACK!!!

[fifi]

jon-oh i can't take this. Chris just talk to me!!
Chris- no you took the last jaffa cake!! i said i wanted it!!
Will-do you think i look sexy when i do my thoughtful pose??
Guy-will you all just give it a rest and give ME some attention!!!




that was awful sowwy!!! :P

[Chrissy]

LOL!!! oh my there's bad tention in the air :lol:

[badlydrawngirl]

:lol: that was funny

[fifi]

Will: hmmm, some of last night's dinner yum!!
Guy & Jonny: Oi Chris, wrong way man!!!
Chris: No a pigeon just stole my watch!!! :cry:

[badlydrawngirl]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid72/p48db631aa53fff0b486cf9445d916f26/fb7e49ce.jpg

Jonny: woah, can you PLEASE control that darn fan! My hair my hair!
Will: I wonder if Chris will notice if I step on his foot
Chris: I'm photogenic, everyone loves me I know darling *muah muah*
Guy: CHRIS IS HUGGING MEEEEEE!!!!!!!! HE LOVES MEEEEEE!!!!!!

:blush:

[fifi]

:lol: :lol:

[fifi]

Will:what do i say when the other's aren't around?!!*twitch twitch*

[fifi]

Chris: since Jon isn't here i'll have to sleep with his guitar instead!!

[badlydrawngirl]

:lol: that Will one is REALLY funny! and hmm, how will Chris survive with just a guitar? :wink3:

[fifi]

Will:mmmm, this mic smells perty ;)
Guy:I can't believe these chair's aren't leather. Do they not know who we are?!! :P
Chris: I have this little bit of hair that covers my left nipple. i think it's a bit out of place!!!
Jon: Oh chris yes your nipples are perfect!!!

[Chrissy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! aaaah all of those are great!!

[Kettercat]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[fifi]

;) :blush:

[badlydrawngirl]

well I posted this in another thread, but this is what Guy in my avatar is saying:
'CHARLIE, GET OVER HERE, I WANNA GIVE YOU SOME LOVING!'
:wink3:

[fifi]

:lol: yeah!!! :P

[amanda_coldplay5]

:lol: great.

[artemetus]

Haha.. this is such a bad bad thread. :lol:

[LiquidSky]

Is it? :P

[amanda_coldplay5]

i think it's great. :D

[artemetus]

CAPTION TO FIFI's PICTURE:

JON: ZzzZzzZzzzZzz
GUY: zzZzzzzZzzZzZ

[fifi]

:confused: :/

[Chrissy]

i'm bringing this thread back (for like the third time lol) :sneaky:

[dionisio]

Will:mmmm, this mic smells perty ;)
Guy:I can't believe these chair's aren't leather. Do they not know who we are?!! :P
Chris: I have this little bit of hair that covers my left nipple. i think it's a bit out of place!!!
Jon: Oh chris yes your nipples are perfect!!!

OMG!!!!!LMAO!!!!ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

[badlydrawngirl]

this is a great thread ;)

[fifi]

we want more :P ;)

[twin4life]

hehe cute thread. :D

[sky]

yeah. more please...much as i would like to post captioned pics, i don't have enough sense of humour. :lol:

[fifi]

chris to chinese man in take away van:we'd like 4 currys please
will: if he asks how many again.....im gonna sue him!!!! :rolleyes:




http://www.kevinwestenberg.com/coldplay/coldplay_groupbw2.jpg

[sky]

:lol: :lol:

[fifi]

;) :dozey:

[badlydrawngirl]

hehe nice one Fee :D

[fifi]

:dozey: :P

[badlydrawngirl]

ok, stop doing :dozey: now :P :lol:

[Chrissy]

haahaha love that nuddle one!!

[girlstar]

Ooohh start this up again! It t'was oh so funny :D

[BlissfullyMuse]

chris to chinese man in take away van:we'd like 4 currys please
will: if he asks how many again.....im gonna sue him!!!! :rolleyes:




http://www.kevinwestenberg.com/coldplay/coldplay_groupbw2.jpg


lol omg fif`s that brill

[BlissfullyMuse]

Chris:COME ON THEN LIAM IF YA THINK YOUR HARD ENOUGH...I`LL GET JONNY TO COME KICK YOUR ASSSSSSSS.

Ian:ummm Chris come on ducky its only a camara

[BlissfullyMuse]

Chris:Jonny your ment to be playing the guitar,your not ment to be down there!

Jonny:*slerp*oh sorry Chris

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid73/p55539f29fea670665b6ad0b75b0fb3be/fb7dea87.jpg

[Mimixxx]

:stunned: :stunned: :D :lol:

[girlstar]

:D :lol: :D

[fifi]

Kirsten you dirty girl you!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :P

[BlissfullyMuse]

lol i know...i saw the piccie and it just popped in2 my mind............Kirsten isn`t dirty 2 day Kirsten is ill and off skool :/ so more time 2 post on here lol

[weedy_gonzalez]

Chris (about piano hitting him a certain...place):AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! ANYWHERE BUT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

ROTFLMFAO!!

[Kettercat]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[girlstar]

:lol: Hahaha omg and it looks like he'd be saying that as well! Look at the expression on his face! :lol:

[weedy_gonzalez]

guy: 'what is it?'
will: 'it`s a globus you moron. haven`t you ever taken any geography lessons?'
jonny: 'a shining globus! whoa! i`ve never seen anything like this in my whole life'.
chris: (thinks)*i think i might have got a bit over-excited about holding the shining globus* (then says) 'excuse me for a secong i gotta change my pants'.

[girlstar]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[weedy_gonzalez]

chris: NO, i repeat, we are NOT a boyband.
will (thinks): *HA, if he goes on likes this people might discover the truth....that he`s a woman*.

[weedy_gonzalez]

and the pic

[girlstar]

:lol: :lol:
Omg, your hilarious!

[weedy_gonzalez]

chris: is it...a camera?!? heeeeeey, this guy has a camera!!! (thinks) *i should go and destroy his car right now!*
will: it`s because we`re at a photoshoot you idiot! gosh! why is this happening to me?!?!

[girlstar]

:stunned: :lol:
Your soo good at these!

[weedy_gonzalez]

:lol: :lol:
Omg, your hilarious!

ffanx i`m tryin. :D

[weedy_gonzalez]

jonny: yeah so basicaly i started the group.
guy (thinking): *oh no there he goes again*.
chris (thinking): *shit! jonny farted AGAIN!*
will (thinking): *mmmmm what a nice smell*

[girlstar]

Hahaha!!
That bit about will just cracked me up! :lol:

[weedy_gonzalez]

:D

chris: why is the sun shining right on my face? i can`t stand that anymore? how am i supposed to work in such terrible weather condition!??!!!
guy: chris, stop acting like a diva. it`s just a stupid sun. you should be thankful you got the chance to get out of england and get some real sunshine.
jonny (thinking): * i wanna go home*
will (thinking): *if i put my face right into the sun and in front of the camera should i dissapear?*

[girlstar]

Chris- *Deep and dramatic voice* "You came along, and you cut me loooooose"
Jonny (Thinking)- " Oh god, here he goes again. All i did was untangle him from the bloody clothesline, now he won't stop going on about it!
Chris- *Winks at Jonny and blows a kiss*
Jonny- Right, that's it!

http://coldplay.host.sk/gallery/band/coldplay_band17.jpg

[weedy_gonzalez]

chris (thinking): *aaaaaaaaaaghrrrrrr come here you bad boy*
jonny (thinking): *chris, you should learn how to brush your teeth*

[weedy_gonzalez]

Chris- *Deep and dramatic voice* "You came along, and you cut me loooooose"
Jonny (Thinking)- " Oh god, here he goes again. All i did was untangle him from the bloody clothesline, now he won't stop going on about it!
Chris- *Winks at Jonny and blows a kiss*
Jonny- Right, that's it!

http://coldplay.host.sk/gallery/band/coldplay_band17.jpg

the pic didn`t load

[girlstar]

:lol: :lol:
Heh my first attempt failed miserably.

[weedy_gonzalez]

:lol: :lol:
Heh my first attempt failed miserably.

lol maybe you should try to post the pic again?

[weedy_gonzalez]

will: the bush is falling over on us!!!!!!
jonny: i can`t take it anymore! it`s too heavy.
chris: we`re being photographed. just smile and act like everything`s fine.
guy (thinking): *muahaha they don`t know i pushed the bush! practical jokes rule!*

[BlissfullyMuse]

Photographer:Chris darling,beautiful,thats it just stand there and act natural.

Will:First Gwyenth now that bloody photographer...Jon shall we run off into the sunset "laughs"

Jonny:That sounds like a good idea.

WillUmmm Jon i was only joking.....do you know were Guy`s gone?


http://www.easytoplease.net/images/001.jpg


is crap lol

[weedy_gonzalez]

chris thinking after spotting a booby blonde: *oooh these are pretty big ones. if only i could touch just one...just...one...* then shouts out loud: 'gwynnie!! i think we need to talk...'

[weedy_gonzalez]

*shit i lost my willy*

[BlissfullyMuse]

lol :lol:

[weedy_gonzalez]

*uuuuuhh aaaah it feels so good. yeeaaahh uuuuuuh uuh aaaah ooh Lord i`m coming!!!*

[weedy_gonzalez]

"Tonight let us send a message to that army. Tonight let us shake this cave! Tonight let us tremble these halls of earth, steel, and stone! Let us be heard from red core to black sky. Tonight, let us make them remember. This is Zion! And we are not afraid!"

[DrPolitik]

:stunned:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[dionisio]

:lol: :lol: :rolleyes: neobsessed :P

[weedy_gonzalez]

"haha did you see it? my dog just ate one of the stoopid birds!!"

[dionisio]

*shit i lost my willy*



LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[weedy_gonzalez]

"I`D EAT YOU ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!*

[BlissfullyMuse]

Jonny:Maybey if i stare in the camara for a long time Chris will love me.

Will:Yer look at me im hard me,shit*tucks belly in to trousers* now people will love me and think im hard.

Chris:Now then for my next pose i will do the Madonna vogue pose.

Guy:i seriously need to get of that crack and start putting some weight on....i look like a prune......but the girls still love me *mwah*

[weedy_gonzalez]

chris: " beautiful. now let`s try again. everybody 1,2,3,4 SING! look at the stars...come on sing with me"
jonny (thinking): *someone stole my guitar. this is not my guitar.*

[weedy_gonzalez]

chris: NO NOT PINK!! YELLOW!!!!!!! Y E L L O W! GOT IT?
jonny (thinking): *it`s really not my guitar!*

[weedy_gonzalez]

will thinking: *yuk!! goo!! i hope no one saw it.*

[weedy_gonzalez]

invisible chris in the truck shouting:' YEY!! CAN YOU SEE ME? I CAN DRIVE A FAT-ASS TRUCK AND I CAN DO THE T.A.T.U. TRICK IF YOU WANT TO!!!'

[girlstar]

:lol: :lol:
These are so funny!
Yeah i know mine didn't work? :huh: When i right clicked though and pressed show picture it came up. :confused: :confused:

[DrPolitik]

Chris: I have no idea what he's saying but I WANT THAT HAT!

[weedy_gonzalez]

i guess it doesn`t work on my stoopid pc. it`s not only your pic that didn`t load so don`t worry. :D

[girlstar]

Did it work when you right clicked it?

[BlissfullyMuse]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Will:WOW Chris nice ass

Chris:Thanks Will

Jonny:*Cries* when i asked you that you said fuck off *goes off in a diva strop*

Guy:Im getting out of here before Will wants a pice of my ass

http://www.easytoplease.net/images/065.jpg

[weedy_gonzalez]

jonny: you really think i should grow an afro? how nice of you.

[weedy_gonzalez]

Did it work when you right clicked it?

all i see is that kinda square thingy with an X in the middle but i`ll try to click on it.

[DrPolitik]

old lady: What these boys have no idea of is that once they eat these they will be placed under my spell, an ancient voodoo hex that will turn them into my own personal fuckpuppets, except for the one in the white- he is looking a little, how you say, homosexual?

[weedy_gonzalez]

:lol:

btw girlstar it didn`t work.

[girlstar]

:stunned:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[weedy_gonzalez]

neo-guy: "something`s wrong with the codes. trinity!!!! help!"

[weedy_gonzalez]

guy: "who am i? what`s my identity? what`s my destiny? WHAT`S THAT FUCKING THING IN MY HAND????!!!"

[DrPolitik]

Oh Christ Will and Guy are at it again... wow Will's pretty flexible...

[girlstar]

:stunned: :wink3: :lol:

[dionisio]

:stunned:

[girlstar]

guy: "who am i? what`s my identity? what`s my destiny? WHAT`S THAT FUCKING THING IN MY HAND????!!!"

:lol: :lol:

[BlissfullyMuse]

is discussed lol :lol:

[DrPolitik]

Dude on the left: OH MY GOD CHRIS MARTIN!!! AIIIIIIIIIII HE IS SOOOOO DREAMY!! AND HE HAS NO IDEA MY HAND IS FONDLING HIS ASS RIGHT NOW! AAIIIIII MAMACITA QUE GUAPO MARTIN WOOOO!!!!

[DrPolitik]

Chris: So errr yeah, the Guy embryo was planted right up here...and then there was a gestestion period of about 5 weeks and he just sort of grew on me then we cut him loose...it's been quite a success really, we've not had much trouble with him since, I highly recommend growing your own band.

[girlstar]

:lol: :lol:
Clever

[BlissfullyMuse]

lol is Chris going gray :lol:

[DrPolitik]

:D

[BlissfullyMuse]

Chris,Jonny and Will: GUY THE SHOWS OVER NOW MATE!!!

Guy:C..aann`t sttop....ge..tt.ing dizzyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

http://forum.coldplaying.com/images/avatars/11960759283f6aedfa17626.gif

[dionisio]

:lol:

[DrPolitik]

making me dizzy as well!!! :lol:

[BlissfullyMuse]

:lol:

[badlydrawngirl]

*uuuuuhh aaaah it feels so good. yeeaaahh uuuuuuh uuh aaaah ooh Lord i`m coming!!!*



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: shit man Kasia, you're fucking funny! :lol: :lol:

[badlydrawngirl]

old lady: What these boys have no idea of is that once they eat these they will be placed under my spell, an ancient voodoo hex that will turn them into my own personal fuckpuppets, except for the one in the white- he is looking a little, how you say, homosexual?


omg! ROFL!!!!! :lol: :D :D


you people are fucking hilarious! these captions are class

[badlydrawngirl]

:lol: Will is flexible? :lol: chris getting his own private porn show :lol:

[weedy_gonzalez]

lol you crack me up ppl!! keep doing the good job.

[weedy_gonzalez]

chris: 'turn this fucking camera off man. we`ve got serious problems to solve here. can you see what`s written on my palm? it says maketradefair.com it doesn`t say iammarryinggwyneth.com so you can turn it off.'

[Leaver]

:lol: :lol:

[weedy_gonzalez]

camera man: "chris where are we?"
chris: "damn we`re lost"

[badlydrawngirl]

*wipes tear* you're too much :lol: :lol:

[weedy_gonzalez]

elton: 'you`ve got a nice soft butt chris'
chris: 'aarh it`s only my pants. you should try underneath.'
john: 'oooooh how nice'
jonny: 'CHRIIIIIS!! why are you doing this to me?'
will: 'maaaaan, i`m out.
guy (thinking): *i wish i were chris right now*

[Leaver]

:lol: :lol:

[weedy_gonzalez]

chris (thinking): *HAHA nobody knows why i`m keeping my hands up like this*
camera man (thinking): *oh God let this photo shoot be over. i can`t stand that smell!*

[weedy_gonzalez]

chris: 'aaarrrgggh back off elton. you can`t play for shit.'

[weedy_gonzalez]

chris (thinking): 'shouldn`t have drunk so much beer. i ....can`t hold...it...anymore'

[badlydrawngirl]

that armpit and photographer one is SO funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[weedy_gonzalez]

chris: 'houston? coldplay space ship calling houston can you hear me? i repeat COLDPLAY SPACE SHIP CALLING HOUSTON WE HAVE A DRUNK FAN ONBOARD. I REPEAT: A DRUNK FAN ONBOARD! over"