The Turkey Club!! Come on in and have a "gobble"!!

[mc_squared]

Well you had better hide,because otherwise you will be erm...what should i say....:dead:

EX-TER-MIN-ATED!!:P

[RICK8]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/6861/bigjimiturkey2ws.jpg

[RunForTheHills]

Poor thing... :cry: ...

:laugh3: !

[mc_squared]

^It had it coming!!:rolleyes:

[RICK8]

Notice that he/she is not posting anymore!!

Looks like I got the bird!:P

[mc_squared]

Notice that he/she is not posting anymore!!

Looks like I got the bird!:P

Don't count your chickens!!:P

[RunForTheHills]

Wow!
How did you do that... :shocked2:

[RICK8]

Yes that is true,there will always be another one to replace the one I got,but lucky that I stocked up on extra ammunition yesterday!!1

:cool3:

[coldplaying]

first of all the turkish thread in the international section is for turkish people to talk in turkish and for some non-turkish people to learn (?) turkish :)..we have another threds related to Turkey and sometimes people come and express their opinions about Turkey and turkish in one of those threads...

you two came and talked about turkeys(animals) in that thread and said "we have nothing to do with the country" (i don't know if you go and write something about cats in, say, finnish thread) .. also when we continued our turkish conversations you said something like "gobble gobble" or "gobblish language" which was too rude as well as funny :) (funny in the sense that you seemed like 7 year-old children)...or you said "this post was sent by a turkey"-still funny and rude in the same manner-...anyway, after 2-3 days (?) you started this thread and stated again "we have nothing to do with the country" although you knew that we (turkish guys) would response that "pointless" thread (you should have known because you had an idea in "türkçe" thread what kind of people we are about that subject)..so the only reason for that thread can only be "to get attention" and you succeded.. there are -up to now- 30 pages and lately this thread has become very popular... and you're proud of yourself :) (what a success)
i have never said (untill the gobblish dictionary let's say) anything rude to you neither in this thread nor in "türkçe" thread..but you did (although you deny)...
i have stated millions of times that this is far from "sense of humour" (if you only posted a few messages about this subject it would be wise but we have tons of those kinda messages) and you still say "no we have nothing to do with the country"..
shortly i want to say this thread is not a random animal thread but it is something made because of getting attention (or -i don't think so- to annoy some people)...
now you may continue your thread about turkeys... but i will not respect your messages anymore untill you apologize (i know you have nothing for apologizing, in your opinion), at least your posts about this subject...
regards...

[coldplaying]

Notice that he/she is not posting anymore!!

Looks like I got the bird!:P

i'm a he btw.. :) and thanks in advance for reading...

[mc_squared]

first of all the turkish thread in the international section is for turkish people to talk in turkish and for some non-turkish people to learn (?) turkish :)..we have another threds related to Turkey and sometimes people come and express their opinions about Turkey and turkish in one of those threads...

you two came and talked about turkeys(animals) in that thread and said "we have nothing to do with the country" (i don't know if you go and write something about cats in, say, finnish thread) .. also when we continued our turkish conversations you said something like "gobble gobble" or "gobblish language" which was too rude as well as funny :) (funny in the sense that you seemed like 7 year-old children)...or you said "this post was sent by a turkey"-still funny and rude in the same manner-...anyway, after 2-3 days (?) you started this thread and stated again "we have nothing to do with the country" although you knew that we (turkish guys) would response that "pointless" thread (you should have known because you had an idea in "türkçe" thread what kind of people we are about that subject)..so the only reason for that thread can only be "to get attention" and you succeded.. there are -up to now- 30 pages and lately this thread has become very popular... and you're proud of yourself :) (what a success)
i have never said (untill the gobblish dictionary let's say) anything rude to you neither in this thread nor in "türkçe" thread..but you did (although you deny)...
i have stated millions of times that this is far from "sense of humour" (if you only posted a few messages about this subject it would be wise but we have tons of those kinda messages) and you still say "no we have nothing to do with the country"..
shortly i want to say this thread is not a random animal thread but it is something made because of getting attention (or -i don't think so- to annoy some people)...
now you may continue your thread about turkeys... but i will not respect your messages anymore untill you apologize (i know you have nothing for apologizing, in your opinion), at least your posts about this subject...
regards...

We were asked to leave your thread alone and we have. Please do the same with our thread, which is about turkeys. Thanks in advance!;)

[RICK8]

Yes well said there mark,Ian requested for us to leave your thread alone,and we immediately stopped it!

[mc_squared]

Yes well said there mark,Ian requested for us to leave your thread alone,and we immediately stopped it!

Exactly. There appear to be some double (gobble) standards in play here!!:rolleyes:

[coldplaying]

We were asked to leave your thread alone and we have. Please do the same with our thread, which is about turkeys. Thanks in advance!;)

in fact i stopped sending messages to this thread some time ago and i was thinking that would be the "real last" :) i really don't enjoy while i am posting in this thread,be sure of it.. and if i posted 10-15 posts in this thread those were only for a peace..

btw you still behave like a child --by saying go out of this thread :) --
we (not me but that is not important) asked you to leave our thread because it is an international thread for turkish people to talk in and majority was uncomfortable while you were posting "offensive" messages about them, but this is only a "lounge thread" :) :)

anyways it's enough for a "last message" :)
good bye...

[RICK8]

Thank you,and goodnight!!

[mc_squared]

^The End??:rolleyes:

[RICK8]

^^^:nice:

[Ondes Martenot]

EDIT:

check your PMs, Mark

[The Faceman]

Is it only the English language that uses "Turkey" as the name for the bird AND the country? I think it is but I'm not sure. On another note I am a fan of Turkeys but Duck has t be my favourite form of poultry.

[bonabon]

YAR i belong here :D - hence the lovely turkey in my avatar :nice:

[mc_squared]

^Thanks for your support. There are far too many confused people around.

[Gitta Rensolo]

^Yes-because we know what happened before in international section and she doesn't:wink:

[mc_squared]

Is it only the English language that uses "Turkey" as the name for the bird AND the country? I think it is but I'm not sure. On another note I am a fan of Turkeys but Duck has t be my favourite form of poultry.

I'm not sure. I think it's very likely. As long as you know the difference between common and proper nouns, though, there should never be any confusion.

I'm not sure if I've ever eaten duck. Maybe once or twice......................

[Tugce]

^Yes-because we know what happened before in international section and she doesn't:wink:

god bless you ahahahaa :P

[Ondes Martenot]

RADIOHEAD FUCKING ROCK!!!!!!!!!!

edited like every next post

[mc_squared]

^Yes-because we know what happened before in international section and she doesn't:wink:

Nothing happened except for a joke which wasn't appreciated there. As soon as this became clear, we stayed away from there. That's all.;)

[Tugce]

yes Julia. i did not have problems with it till i heard what they did in the international section...even Ian said "Enough!". but Mark continued everything from the beginning in the lounge.

shame!

god bless you too :D :P

[mc_squared]

turkeys

[Ondes Martenot]

RADIOHEAD ROCK!!! FUCK OFFFFF!!!

[Ondes Martenot]

RADIOHEAD ROCK!!!!!!!!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Tugce]

that's a real shame!!

[mc_squared]

Gobble, gobble!

[Ondes Martenot]

RADIOHEAD FUCKING ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tugce]

There's no answer to it.

you could have post it anywhere else if you didn't want to be minunderstood! but reall aim is.............. anywayy !! it just laughs me!

[mc_squared]

Bernard Matthews!!

[mc_squared]

you could have post it anywhere else if you didn't want to be minunderstood! but reall aim is.............. anywayy !! it just laughs me!

I don't care any more. If you don't like this thread, go elsewhere.:cool:

[Ondes Martenot]

FUCK!!!!!!!!

RADIOHEAD ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tugce]

will i do what you say?? i have the right to be anywhere i want. no need your suggestions , thanks anyway...ahahaha

[mc_squared]

Turkeys rule!!

[The Faceman]

Is this thread still alive? I fancy talking about Turkeys, I am partial to it every now and again. And to those detractors that call these threads SPAM (am_cat that means you) do us all a favour and fuck off.

[a few words]

lol

[Alan Partridge]

The turkey thread is back in action. The best thread on coldplaying.com. Well said faceman, yes indeed, an_cat, the none believer.

[The Faceman]

This has to be the best thread going at the moment. Although it doesn't match up to Alan and I's "Favourite" threads. Crisps was my personal fave, has anyone got any ideas for future one's? If so then don't hesitate and get back to either myself or big A.

[Gitta Rensolo]

Can we have a thread.....erm...the Alan Partridge avi looks disgusting?

[mc_squared]

Can we have a thread.....erm...the Alan Partridge avi looks disgusting?

I have a feeling some people might cry "fowl" at that suggestion!!:P

[The Faceman]

Can we have a thread.....erm...the Alan Partridge avi looks disgusting?

Is that an insult? if so then it's a poor one.

[Gitta Rensolo]

No......don't feel insulted immediately....it was just...erm...I don't even know what it was.....but no insult!

[The Faceman]

Cool, because I really can't be arsed beating you all in arguements. The Faceman has never been defeated thus far. An_Cat tried to bring it once but my intellect was too great and she resorted to immature insults.

[mc_squared]

Cool, because I really can't be arsed beating you all in arguements. The Faceman has never been defeated thus far. An_Cat tried to bring it once but my intellect was too great and she resorted to immature insults.

Have you seen "Mad Murdoch" recently??:thinking:

[The Faceman]

Only at the A-Team re-union last Thursday night. He's doing fine though.

[mc_squared]

Only at the A-Team re-union last Thursday night. He's doing fine though.

Is he still mad??:thinking:

[The Faceman]

That he is mate, Howling Mad infact.

[mc_squared]

That he is mate, Howling Mad infact.

Is he still institutionalised??

[The Faceman]

No, me and The T (along with the ghost of George Peppard) broke him out of the veterans hospital last week. He's sat here talking to his sock puppet as we speak.

[mc_squared]

No, me and The T (along with the ghost of George Peppard) broke him out of the veterans hospital last week. He's sat here talking to his sock puppet as we speak.

So why do you and Murdoch go under your character names while "T" and "the ghost" use their REAL names??:confused:

[Alan Partridge]

Can we have a thread.....erm...the Alan Partridge avi looks disgusting?

You've gone too far pal! The Partridge is not ammused in the slightest! You will be hearing more from the Partridge really soon, this hasn't even started yet, you've crossed the line.

[Gitta Rensolo]

You've gone too far pal! The Partridge is not ammused in the slightest! You will be hearing more from the Partridge really soon, this hasn't even started yet, you've crossed the line.


:lol:

ahahahahhahahahahah........

[mc_squared]

You've gone too far pal! The Partridge is not ammused in the slightest! You will be hearing more from the Partridge really soon, this hasn't even started yet, you've crossed the line.

Oh dear - looks like you've "fowled" up, Droolia!!:P

[Gitta Rensolo]

I'm just excited about what will happen next...ahahaha...

[mc_squared]

I'm just excited about what will happen next...ahahaha...

Be afraid, be VERY afraid!!:P

[RICK8]

Where is the partridge now then???

:/

[The Faceman]

His profile is playing up at the moment. Don't worry I'm sure he shall return in the future.

[RICK8]

Does he really need to return??

[a few words]

hope so wat ya up 2 faceman

[The Faceman]

Why not? along with mc_squared, Tom Selleck, a few words and of course myself. I think he posts some of the funniest comments on here. You can hardly blame him for certain members lack of humour. I've been online almost everytime that Partridge has and he's never started an arguement with anyone. He only rhetortes when someone slags him off or labels him a "spammer"

[RICK8]

Well in that case who are you then??? apart from The Faceman....

:confused:

[a few words]

i know some ppl cant hav a laff

[The Faceman]

I happen to know Partridge in real life. So obviously I'm going to defend my friend when he isn't here to do it himself.

[a few words]

he's a true mate

[RICK8]

Oh yes i thought so,seems to be a lot of that going on around here lately...

[The Faceman]

A lot of what exactly?

[RICK8]

Never mind then....

So tell me a bit about yourself then...what brought you to this finest of message boards! :D

[The Faceman]

Just though that I'd come on for some intelligent conversation, either that or for some amusing threads. The "what's your favourite" are my personal favourites. But the Turkey thread doesn't look like it's going to die anytime soon. Even if hardly any of it is actually about Turkeys.

[RICK8]

Oh so have you found that intelligent conversation then??? :P


If you like we can take this elsewhere :D

[The Faceman]

Well there was a thread about Bush/Blair and the whole Iraq thing that I posted on but that seems to have died. Apart from that I've mainly been on here for amusement and to slag off James Blunt. Anyway I'm going offline as familys coming to visit. Laters, coldplayers.

[mc_squared]

Why not? along with mc_squared, Tom Selleck, a few words and of course myself. I think he posts some of the funniest comments on here. You can hardly blame him for certain members lack of humour. I've been online almost everytime that Partridge has and he's never started an arguement with anyone. He only rhetortes when someone slags him off or labels him a "spammer"

That's the way it should be. I'm the same way.:cool:

[mc_squared]

Just though that I'd come on for some intelligent conversation, either that or for some amusing threads. The "what's your favourite" are my personal favourites. But the Turkey thread doesn't look like it's going to die anytime soon. Even if hardly any of it is actually about Turkeys.

"Turkeys" with a capital "T"? What do you mean?:confused:

Anyway, I don't mind, because I'm a nonconformist and randomness rules!!:cool:

[The Faceman]

I uses a capital T as it's the title of the thread. I thought that I was in the right but I only did A-Level English. I haven't been to uni or anything so I'm probably wrong lol. Also I totally agree, randomness does indeed rule.

[mc_squared]

I uses a capital T as it's the title of the thread. I thought that I was in the right but I only did A-Level English. I haven't been to uni or anything so I'm probably wrong lol. Also I totally agree, randomness does indeed rule.

"Turkeys" would have been better, in that case!:P

Maybe we should form the RPL (Random Posting League)!!;)

[Bright]

turkey :cheesy:

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7812/dsc0201crop7tf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[The Faceman]

That has to be one of the best photos of a Turkey yet.

[mc_squared]

^Wow! What a whopper!!:rolleyes:

[The Faceman]

It's been seasoned well, I can see that being a tasty morsel.

[Texasluvsjonny]

I think maybe that's a chicken. We cook them sitting upright over an opened can of beer in the US.

[mc_squared]

I think maybe that's a chicken. We cook them sitting upright over an opened can of beer in the US.

Well if it's a chicken, it must have been on steroids!!:shocked2:

[The Faceman]

I concur with mc_squared on this one. That is quite a large bird, maybe it's a peacock or grouse.

[Texasluvsjonny]

what kind of can is that crammed up it's arse?

[The Faceman]

I'd bet on a can of Carlsberg special brew. The true drink of the chav/wino.

[Texasluvsjonny]

So is that a super sized can or say a more "chicken" sized can?

[The Faceman]

Yeah, it's about 500ml I believe, 600 when on offer. This translates as roughly twice the size of a Coke can.

[mc_squared]

I'd bet on a can of Carlsberg special brew. The true drink of the chav/wino.

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4572/chav9fk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[The Faceman]

That's fucking quality mate. I hate Bud, tastes like warm piss.

[Texasluvsjonny]

Oooo 2 sovereign rings, he's mega chav.:laugh3:

[The Faceman]

Oooo 2 sovereign rings, he's mega chav.:laugh3:

Indeed, and note the small signet ring on his left hand. He's like a second rate Mr T. And believe me, after 4 seasons with the T man I know about bling.

[mc_squared]

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2964/michelle3gw.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Alan Partridge]

Is Michelle Macmanus getting thinner? I bet she's packed a few turkey sandwichs down her throat in her time.

[The Faceman]

She's a very beautiful woman. A perfect example of the female form you might say.

[mc_squared]

^She is a turkey!!:rolleyes:

[Alan Partridge]

She's a very beautiful woman. A perfect example of the female form you might say.

Just admit it faceman, you've slept with her?

[The Faceman]

To be fair though mate, I have slept with many, many women. Not all of them beautiful, I do what I have to in the name of The A-Team. I f Hannibal says I have to do it then there really is no choice.

[mc_squared]

To be fair though mate, I have slept with many, many women. Not all of them beautiful, I do what I have to in the name of The A-Team. I f Hannibal says I have to do it then there really is no choice.

Yes, but THAT really would be "Mission Impossible"!!:laugh3:

[The Faceman]

No woman can elude The Faceman, no matter how fat.

[mc_squared]

No woman can elude The Faceman, no matter how fat.

I'll never forget her debut single. It went something like this:

"All this time - I've eaten a hundred cakes today,
I look like a whale you've gotta say,
Can you hazard a guess how much I weigh?

All this time - this is a bloody awful song,
It just drones on and on and on,
My singing career won't last for long..........................."

And she was right!!

:rolleyes:

[Alan Partridge]

I'll never forget her debut single. It went something like this:

"All this time - I've eaten a hundred cakes today,
I look like a whale you've gotta say,
Can you hazard a guess how much I weigh?

All this time - this is a bloody awful song,
It just drones on and on and on,
My singing career won't last for long..........................."

And she was right!!

:rolleyes:

I wonder who she wrote her lyrics about? I've got a stronge suspision that they might be about her real life stories?

[The Faceman]

Genius, surely with lyrics such as those she's have stayed in both the charts and the peoples hearts for longer.

[mc_squared]

I wonder who she wrote her lyrics about? I've got a stronge suspision that they might be about her real life stories?

Whatever gave you that idea?:P

[Alan Partridge]

Whatever gave you that idea?:P

I don't know, i've just got a hunch:)

[The Faceman]

She's got a hunch as well. The fat bitch.

[mc_squared]

She's got a hunch as well. The fat bitch.

And a paunch, too, for that matter!!:P

[The Faceman]

And she's a ginger. God was truly having a laugh when he churned that one out.

[mc_squared]

And she's a ginger. God was truly having a laugh when he churned that one out.

But unfortunately it certainly wasn't a laugh when she churned her songs out!!:P

[The Faceman]

Oh please stop my friend. Your puns and word trickery are too much to take. Richard Whitely would be proud.

[Alan Partridge]

She only won because she was fat and she said nobody has every given her a chance if life so she hood-winked the public into voting for her out of sympathy but sympathy doesn't sell music so they got it way wrong. She was the downfall to that show along with Geri 'GINGER FUCKING" Spice being a judge because she knows fuck all. Then along came the X-Factor and blow that show out of the water but even now the X-Factor is taking the piss with Shane Ward.

[mc_squared]

Oh please stop my friend. Your puns and word trickery are too much to take. Richard Whitely would be proud.

RIP Richard!! A true legend of wittiness!!:cry: :cry:

[The Faceman]

She only won because she was fat and she said nobody has every given her a chance if life so she hood-winked the public into voting for her out of sympathy but sympathy doesn't sell music so they got it way wrong. She was the downfall to that show along with Geri 'GINGER FUCKING" Spice being a judge because she knows fuck all. Then along came the X-Factor and blow that show out of the water but even now the X-Factor is taking the piss with Shane Ward.

Indeed, I always wondered why thet didn't get a true musical expert such as yourself as a judge Alan. After all with all that experience at Radio Norwich surely you're an ideal candidate for the job.

[mc_squared]

She only won because she was fat and she said nobody has every given her a chance if life so she hood-winked the public into voting for her out of sympathy but sympathy doesn't sell music so they got it way wrong. She was the downfall to that show along with Geri 'GINGER FUCKING" Spice being a judge because she knows fuck all. Then along came the X-Factor and blow that show out of the water but even now the X-Factor is taking the piss with Shane Ward.

Yes - it seems to be well on the way to becoming an "X" show..................... :thinking:

[The Faceman]

HO, Ho, you're a right card MC. Can I call you MC?

[mc_squared]

HO, Ho, you're a right card MC. Can I call you MC?

You can call me anything you like, Faceman, as long as it isn't "Gareth Gates"!!:rolleyes:

[The Faceman]

You mean G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Gareth G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Gates? I'd have thought Will Young would have been a bigger insult.

[Alan Partridge]

Atleast will young can sing though so i'd say gareth gates is a much bigger insult

[mc_squared]

Atleast will young can sing though so i'd say gareth gates is a much bigger insult

Spot on, Alan, as ever!! You deserve a gold star!!:cool:

[The Faceman]

Fair enough, I only thought that Will Young would have been a bigger insult as he's a massive queen.

[mc_squared]

Fair enough, I only thought that Will Young would have been a bigger insult as he's a massive queen.

Maybe, but GG is a massive tw*t who played "hide the suasage" with Jordan!!;)

[The Faceman]

Yeah I forgot about that. How the fuck did that ever happen?

[mc_squared]

Yeah I forgot about that. How the fuck did that ever happen?

Or more to the point, WHY??:rolleyes:

[Alan Partridge]

Spot on, Alan, as ever!! You deserve a gold star!!:cool:

Thank you MC, i feel honored

[Alan Partridge]

Fair enough, I only thought that Will Young would have been a bigger insult as he's a massive queen.

Lol, yeah he is a massive queen alright. I wouldn't be surprised if he starts doing the speechs at christmas soon

[The Faceman]

Ha, there's definitely a bit of the Elton John about him.

[mc_squared]

Lol, yeah he is a massive queen alright. I wouldn't be surprised if he starts doing the speechs at christmas soon

Julian Clary already did that on Channel 4 some years back........................... :thinking:

[The Faceman]

Really? He's another one that loves the cock. I wonder when scientists will come up with a cure for this most heinous of diseases.

[mc_squared]

Ha, there's definitely a bit of the Elton John about him.

I always get horrible pictures in my mind when Elton performs "Are You Ready for Love"!!:thinking:

[Alan Partridge]

I blame the greeks.

[The Faceman]

Yeah, Geore Michael is Greek. He's one of those willy watchers isn't he?

[Alan Partridge]

Well he's denied it it the past but we know Michael and we always knew. I'm just glad the had th balls to come clean in the end. And they aren't the only balls he's had if you know what i mean?

[The Faceman]

Yeah, but he only did that after he flashed his cock at an American copper. He must have thought it was the dude out of The Village People.

[mc_squared]

Yeah, but he only did that after he flashed his cock at an American copper. He must have thought it was the dude out of The Village People.

You mean the one who sang "YMC Gay"??:rolleyes:

[The Faceman]

The very same my friend. Remember that bit in Waynes World 2? Priceless.

[mc_squared]

The very same my friend. Remember that bit in Waynes World 2? Priceless.

Indeed it was.

However, I've heard there are now plans afoot to make a film called "Shayne's World", starring Mr. Ward................................... :thinking:

[Alan Partridge]

The very same my friend. Remember that bit in Waynes World 2? Priceless.

She will be mine, oh yes she will be mine. What a film!

[The Faceman]

I shall never let this travesty happen. The A-Team will re-form and put a halt to these shenanagans.

[Alan Partridge]

If the A-Team reformed them all my childhood and grown up dreams would have come true. But without the Peppard it's gonna be rather tricky

[The Faceman]

We shall have a seyance and bring his spirit back from the dead. Then he shall be the living dead and roam the earth forever. Smoking Cigarres and making witty remarks wherever his undead feet take him.

[Alan Partridge]

They did the bring back the A-Team programme. I think next it should do a bring back "The Peppard" programme. A seyance would be the best way of going around that situation

[Space Cadet]

Totally and completly random, but dude... do you have any clue how ironic it looks that a guy named Partridge is posting in a thread about turkeys? :laugh3:

[The Faceman]

Hmm indeed, I'll get on to Mystic Meg and ask her how much her basic package is.

[Alan Partridge]

Totally and completly random, but dude... do you have any clue how ironic it looks that a guy named Partridge is posting in a thread about turkeys? :laugh3:

Yes, good observation my friend. I am now apart of the MC’s Fowl. A partridge amongst the turkeys

[Alan Partridge]

Hmm indeed, I'll get on to Mystic Meg and ask her how much her basic package is.

She'll be more than delighted about the idea, she's need the business

[The Faceman]

All we need is Barry vennison and were sorted

[The Faceman]

That was a poultry joke by the way. Nothing to do with the spirit of George Peppard.

[mc_squared]

^Oh, deer!!:rolleyes:

[The Faceman]

Just thought of another one..............Gavin Peacock. How funny am I?

[Alan Partridge]

Your on form faceman

[mc_squared]

Just thought of another one..............Gavin Peacock. How funny am I?

His dad is one of the all-time heroes of the team I support..........................and he played for them himself for a brief time.:rolleyes:

[The Faceman]

Ha, I thought the big A would appreciate that little remark.

[The Faceman]

His dad is one of the all-time heroes of the team I support..........................and he played for them himself for a brief time.:rolleyes:

QPR maybe?

[mc_squared]

And what about JAY Bothroyd??

[mc_squared]

QPR maybe?

Nope - wrong part of London, matey.:)

[The Faceman]

Very good my friend. Did anyone watch the playoffs today? Dicky "Bird" wasthere supporting Barnsley

[The Faceman]

Nope - wrong part of London, matey.:)

Chelsea then

[mc_squared]

Chelsea then

Go wash your mouth out!!

STILL the wrong part of London!!:cool:

[mc_squared]

Very good my friend. Did anyone watch the playoffs today? Dicky "Bird" wasthere supporting Barnsley

And what about John Parrot??:thinking:

[The Faceman]

good shout. theres also chris eagles that plays for watford

[mc_squared]

good shout. theres also chris eagles that plays for watford

And we could always call in Russell Crowe!!

[The Faceman]

very good lol

[mc_squared]

very good lol

Abby TITmuss??:rolleyes:

[The Faceman]

id love to spend some time studying those tits.

[mc_squared]

id love to spend some time studying those tits.

Isn't it an amazing coincidence that she should have been born with a name like that??

[The Faceman]

a pleasant one though.

[mc_squared]

a pleasant one though.

Pleasant? Or pheasant??:rolleyes:

[RICK8]

:rolleyes:

You two are perfect for each other!!

[The Faceman]

It seems so. Partridge and I have finally found someone to match our amazing intellect.

[RICK8]

I am glad that you have finally found mark :)

[mc_squared]

It seems so. Partridge and I have finally found someone to match our amazing intellect.

I couldn't agree more, sir!!:cool:
Maybe we should form a flock!;)

[RICK8]

Well count me out.

[mc_squared]

Well count me out.

You're welcome here, as ever......................... :cool:

[RICK8]

Oh I thought that I've been replaced by The Faceman....:lol: :lol:

[mc_squared]

Oh I thought that I've been replaced by The Faceman....:lol: :lol:

Not at all. We just have an understanding and shared love of the "wit"ten word, that's all!!;)

[RICK8]

Well okay i see,but let me ask you a question WHO IS THE FACEMAN?

:devil: ?

[mc_squared]

Well okay i see,but let me ask you a question WHO IS THE FACEMAN?

:devil: ?

You mean the character, or the person who's posting??:confused:

[RICK8]

The person of course.Is it a he or a she etc..

[mc_squared]

The person of course.Is it a he or a she etc..

Why don't you ask The Faceman yourself?? He won't bite!!:P

[RICK8]

Oh yes very good idea,I shall do just that when he/she/it reappears on the forum.

[mc_squared]

Oh yes very good idea,I shall do just that when he/she/it reappears on the forum.

I'm pretty sure The Faceman is a "he", and he is a fan of Newcastle United.

[RICK8]

Oh that's good to hear then.

[Alan Partridge]

It seems so. Partridge and I have finally found someone to match our amazing intellect.

Yes well said Faceman, MC_Squared is now a fully fledged member of our alliance and a very welcome one at that aswell.

[mc_squared]

Yes well said Faceman, MC_Squared is now a fully fledged member of our alliance and a very welcome one at that aswell.

The feeling is, as ever, mutual!!:cool:

[mc_squared]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9905/turkeywithsign4xi.png (http://imageshack.us)

[The Scientist Man]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9905/turkeywithsign4xi.png (http://imageshack.us)

Just like the thread!

[mc_squared]

Just like the thread!

Yes! Randomness rules, OK??:cool:

[The Scientist Man]

OK!!!!:rolleyes:

[mc_squared]

^Glad you agree!! The Faceman and Alan Partridge will be pleased!!:rolleyes:

[The Scientist Man]

I hope so!:rolleyes2:

[RICK8]

But really who gives a flying fuck??

[mc_squared]

I hope so!:rolleyes2:

Maybe you can join the RPL.

[The Scientist Man]

What does that stand for?

[mc_squared]

Random Posting League!!

[The Scientist Man]

Ow OK! So how do I join!:o

[mc_squared]

Ow OK! So how do I join!:o

You're in!!:P

[The Scientist Man]

Great!!!:rockstar: :juggle: :2thumbsup: :whip: :smash: :hippy: :dance: :argue: :sunny: :laugh1: :earmuffs: :egypt: :elf: :crown: :wacko:

[mc_squared]

Now just make random posts whenever and wherever you can!:rolleyes:

[The Scientist Man]

You Got IT!!!

http://www.heatcycles.com/Funny_Stuff/Images/Uber%20Fat%20Cat.jpg

[The Scientist Man]

I have to go now, but I will probably be on tommorrow. Have fun.

~bye~

[mc_squared]

You Got IT!!!

http://www.heatcycles.com/Funny_Stuff/Images/Uber%20Fat%20Cat.jpg

Now that's a REAL "fat cat". It looks like it might have eaten a whole FLOCK of turkeys at one sitting!!:P

[RICK8]

^^^I think so,I've seen that picture before....:sleeping:

[LiquidSky]

me too, Rick

[Texasluvsjonny]

That poor kitty.

[RICK8]

Care for some turkey joke's then?

[mc_squared]

If you have some.........................

[RICK8]

Sure.....

What is the best way to shut a turkey up?

[Texasluvsjonny]

^ chop off his head and stick him in the oven?

[LiquidSky]

oh hell no! :laugh4:

[RICK8]

No wrong....bring in the daleks....:lol:

or if that fails get the rifle....

[The Faceman]

I think that the thread is ready to evolve. How about the inclusion of all forms of bird-like creature. Be they pheasant, robin or those massive things from Jurassic Park.

[RICK8]

Sure we will get back to you shortly:D

[The Faceman]

There's a bird local to the North-East of England called a "Spuggy" Everyone in England should have heard of it. After all it was the name of a ginger kid in the fictional T.V. series "Byker Grove". Quite possibly the greatest programme to ever grace our screens.

[mc_squared]

There's a bird local to the North-East of England called a "Spuggy" Everyone in England should have heard of it. After all it was the name of a ginger kid in the fictional T.V. series "Byker Grove". Quite possibly the greatest programme to ever grace our screens.

And don't forget the capercaillie!!

[The Faceman]

And don't forget the capercaillie!!

Good shout, we can't be forgetting that beauty.

[The Faceman]

That citroen advert just came on which has The Fonze in it. Awesome.

[mc_squared]

That citroen advert just came on which has The Fonze in it. Awesome.

And various other Happy Days characters, too!!:cool:

[mc_squared]

Good shout, we can't be forgetting that beauty.

And also happens to be the name of a Scottish band, to boot!!

[The Faceman]

True, buts lets face it. The Fonze is the main draw, Potsy and Ralph Malph are poor in comparison. The only character that comes close to matching Arthur Fonzarelli is surely Mrs Cunningham. She's a babe.

[mc_squared]

^And Joanie??

[The Faceman]

Yeah but Chachie loves Joanie if I recall correctly.

[mc_squared]

Yeah but Chachie loves Joanie if I recall correctly.

Well he did until he decided he was gay and ran off with Richie!!:P

[The Faceman]

I walways had my suspitions about Potsy personally. Him and Ralph were far too "close"

[mc_squared]

And what about "Leather" Tuscadero?? Do you think she was a dyke on a bike??:rolleyes:

[The Faceman]

Well any woman that's into biking is fundementally a dyke. That my friend is FACT, only Fonzie could turn her away from the dark side.

[mc_squared]

Well any woman that's into biking is fundementally a dyke. That my friend is FACT, only Fonzie could turn her away from the dark side.

I saw Suzi Quattro on TV recently, though, and I have to say she looks great for her age, as does Lulu!!

[The Faceman]

I'll agree with you about Lulu, she's well get it. Also Dolly Parton, she's looking fine for a pensioner. Plus her mellons are absolutley huge.

[mc_squared]

I'll agree with you about Lulu, she's well get it. Also Dolly Parton, she's looking fine for a pensioner. Plus her mellons are absolutley huge.

And still not on the floor!!:stunned:

[The Faceman]

It's a wonder of modern science I tell you. Her waist is absolutley tiny as well. I would say that I'd bang the granny out of her but it's too late I fear.

[a few words]

wats up

[mc_squared]

It's a wonder of modern science I tell you. Her waist is absolutley tiny as well. I would say that I'd bang the granny out of her but it's too late I fear.

Have you visited Dollywood, by any chance??:thinking:

[The Scientist Man]

Haha Doolywood. I remember seeing a TV show about that place!

[mc_squared]

Haha Doolywood. I remember seeing a TV show about that place!

DOOLYwood?? :confused:

[mc_squared]

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3908/bigbird6ix.png (http://imageshack.us)

[The Scientist Man]

Love the picture and I mean Dollywood!

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius,
Age of Aquarius,
Aquarius!

[The Scientist Man]

I have to go MC, but I may be on tonight. If not tommorrow. Have fun yall!

~bye~

[mc_squared]

You too - be sure to come back again soon!

[Alan Partridge]

But really who gives a flying fuck??

If you were in the know Rick8 and on the ball with all the crazy shinanigans you would have wrote "Who gives a flying PLUCK". But i'll choose to let it slip this time even though you have been a non believer of the Partridges threads in the past, along with others.

[mc_squared]

If you were in the know Rick8 and on the ball with all the crazy shinanigans you would have wrote "Who gives a flying PLUCK". But i'll choose to let it slip this time even though you have been a non believer of the Partridges threads in the past, along with others.

Well hopefully we can bring him round to our way of thinking, Alan!!:cool:

[Alan Partridge]

Hopefully MC, hopefully. What has the Partridge missed out on today? Anything special?

[mc_squared]

Hopefully MC, hopefully. What has the Partridge missed out on today? Anything special?

Not much - it's all been a bit quiet, really!!:rolleyes:

[Alan Partridge]

Not much - it's all been a bit quiet, really!!:rolleyes:

Well tomorrow me, the faceman and you MC, will liven this place up. Be ready because we'll be coming!

[mc_squared]

Well tomorrow me, the faceman and you MC, will liven this place up. Be ready because we'll be coming!

Well where's the Faceman today?? Is he on "official" business??:rolleyes:

[a few words]

al wats up bro

[Alan Partridge]

Well where's the Faceman today?? Is he on "official" business??:rolleyes:

You could say that, he has a few things to sort out but if i told you then i'd have to kill you and i don't want to have to do that MC. You've become a central part of the Faceman/Partridge partenship now and you would be a great loss. He will be arriving tomorrow for sure.

[mc_squared]

You could say that, he has a few things to sort out but if i told you then i'd have to kill you and i don't want to have to do that MC. You've become a central part of the Faceman/Partridge partenship now and you would be a great loss. He will be arriving tomorrow for sure.

Where do you know him from??:thinking:

[Alan Partridge]

The Faceman has been a friend of the Partridges for many many years, back in the school days.

[mc_squared]

The Faceman has been a friend of the Partridges for many many years, back in the school days.

So where WERE the school days??:thinking: