The Turkey Club!! Come on in and have a "gobble"!!

[Gitta Rensolo]

Yeah of course......and we are all not clever enough to know the deeper meaning of this...

[mc_squared]

But why do you keep doing this if you exaclty know that you offend people by this behaviour?

Edit: maybe only to give yourself a big laugh?By jokng about others?This is lame......sorry...

As I said before, you're reading something into it that isn't there!!

[Reilly]

Mark quit whining about me interupting your thread, your such a bitch. Have you forgotten about this:

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=30396

In case nobody wants to read that (Which is a waste of time) its Mark and his bum buddy bitching about me for around 9 pages of posts when I wasnt even online. When I returned I simply slagged Mark off rightly, I barely moaned about how he ruined my thread.

Thats, that.

[mc_squared]

Yeah of course......and we are all not clever enough to know the deeper meaning of this...

There is NO deeper meaning!! It's just a funny thread!!

[Gitta Rensolo]

haha....so what gave you the idea of this thread?Have you been to the zoo and seen a turkey?
Was this zoo in the international section?

[mc_squared]

Mark quit whining about me interupting your thread, your such a bitch. Have you forgotten about this:

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=30396

In case nobody wants to read that (Which is a waste of time) its Mark and his bum buddy bitching about me for around 9 pages of posts when I wasnt even online. When I returned I simply slagged Mark off rightly, I barely moaned about how he ruined my thread.

Thats, that.

That all happened because you unfairly laid into Phantom for daring to make a comment you disagreed with. YOU started it (as usual).;)

[Reilly]

That all happened because you unfairly laid into Phantom for daring to make a comment you disagreed with. YOU started it (as usual).;)

Ah-ha, now we're seeing the more defensive side of things.

I'm not arrogant, just like anyone I have to defend myself or my threads when they are insulted. You try to do this but usually end up looking like a jokey politician who ignores the real crushing issues.

[psychosaiqa]

TURKEY DAMMIT!

[mc_squared]

Ah-ha, now we're seeing the more defensive side of things.

I'm not arrogant, just like anyone I have to defend myself or my threads when they are insulted. You try to do this but usually end up looking like a jokey politician who ignores the real crushing issues.

No - you definitely ARE arrogant. No doubt about it! You prove it every day with your needless provocation and insults.
And nobody CARES about your issues!! Live with it!!;)

[Gitta Rensolo]

No - you definitely ARE arrogant. No doubt about it! You prove it every day with your needless provocation and insults.
And nobody CARES about your issues!! Live with it!!;)


Who says that?:thinking:

[Reilly]

Yeah I got nothing to say to that (That you havent read a million times before) but I'd just like to say how rad Danielle's post was at bringing up how people do MAKE THEIR OWN FRICKEN THREADS for themselves, and how I purposely let mine die or got it locked for a year, because I hated being of the focal point of chat.

Should be noted.

[Ondes Martenot]

No - you definitely ARE arrogant. No doubt about it! You prove it every day with your needless provocation and insults.
And nobody CARES about your issues!! Live with it!!;)

explain his arrogance please!
he's one of the few members here who's opened for anyone, he always likes to argue. my verdict is: Reillo's one of the "old" members who isn't arrogant

[Ondes Martenot]

Ah how come I've missed your wedding?..

C'mon, who's she? :smartass:

i don't have wife, i'm gay you didn't know that?

[mc_squared]

Yeah I got nothing to say to that (That you havent read a million times before) but I'd just like to say how rad Danielle's post was at bringing up how people do MAKE THEIR OWN FRICKEN THREADS for themselves, and how I purposely let mine die or got it locked for a year, because I hated being of the focal point of chat.

Should be noted.

Well who gives a f*ck?? I certainly don't!! It's just as likely that you did it as yet another way of seeking attention. Of course, at the end of the day, we'll never know the truth..............................:D

[mc_squared]

explain his arrogance please!
he's one of the few members here who's opened for anyone, he always likes to argue. my verdict is: Reillo's one of the "old" members who isn't arrogant

Well you're bound to stick up for him, because he's one of your "buddies". No surprise there at all.
But of course, you're entitled to your opinion.

[Ondes Martenot]

Well you're bound to stick up for him, because he's one of your "buddies". No surprise there at all.
But of course, you're entitled to your opinion.

it doesn't depend on that he's my buddy or not. i see positive and negative attributes in everybody, in him, in you, in myself. but i think he's isn't arrogant at all. i'm glad you opined it

[Reilly]

Well who gives a f*ck?? I certainly don't!! It's just as likely that you did it as yet another way of seeking attention. Of course, at the end of the day, we'll never know the truth..............................:D

Obviously you dont give a fuck, most people can see what you cant, and you didnt even need to respond to that because it included nothing about you.

[Gitta Rensolo]

Well Mark I have to say one thing:

Whenever Reilly posts something in a thread....you almost always reply to it...including "he is arrogant" "Self-centred" etc....you only say this then....without even proving it.....I mean....I bet you have this image of him in your mind:Reilly=arrogant!
If anybody else would post the things Reilly posts you would NEVER say the person is arrogant!!!

[mc_squared]

Well Mark I have to say one thing:

Whenever Reilly posts something in a thread....you almost always reply to it...including "he is arrogant" "Self-centred" etc....you only say this then....without even proving it.....I mean....I bet you have this image of him in your mind:Reilly=arrogant!
If anybody else would post the things Reilly posts you would NEVER say the person is arrogant!!!

Reilly was the one who started the provocation in this thread. It was completely uncalled for. Surely you can see that?
My opinion of him is irrelevant.

[Gitta Rensolo]

I'm not talking only about this thread...

[Reilly]

I think either of us could trace back a million threads where we both started on eachother in a dirty and uncalled fashion, which stemmed from another thread.

My general opinion is that I've tried to let our 'debating' die, whereas you have to not only start, but respond to every single little thing I say (Unless it leaves you speechless to defend yourself).

Basically, you do it more then me. If it was up to me, this would be over a long time ago.

[mc_squared]

I'm not talking only about this thread...

Neither am I.

[Reilly]

What the hell!?!

:

Reilly was the one who started the provocation in this thread. It was completely uncalled for. Surely you can see that?
My opinion of him is irrelevant.

[mc_squared]

I think either of us could trace back a million threads where we both started on eachother in a dirty and uncalled fashion, which stemmed from another thread.

My general opinion is that I've tried to let our 'debating' die, whereas you have to not only start, but respond to every single little thing I say (Unless it leaves you speechless to defend yourself).

Basically, you do it more then me. If it was up to me, this would be over a long time ago.

You are the provocative one. You're always starting arguments and picking fights, as you did in this thread. You're the one who can put a stop to it, although you're probably incapable of doing so because of your pugnacious nature.;)
I state again - what you posted in this thread was completely unnecessary.
Everything was fine until you entered it. Period.

[Reilly]

Stop defending yourself, its arrogant man.

[an_cat]

Actually, it wasn't "fine" and all "fun and games" before Reilly came in.

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=30634&page=2

;)

[mc_squared]

Stop defending yourself, its arrogant man.

I wasn't - just pointing out that you're provocative, which you ARE!;)

[Reilly]

Actually, it wasn't "fine" and all "fun and games" before Reilly came in.

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=30634&page=2

;)

Another cracking point Danielle! :nice: Thanks.

Its amazing how wrong someone can be, sometimes.

Everything was fine until you entered it. Period.

So WRONG

[mc_squared]

Actually, it wasn't "fine" and all "fun and games" before Reilly came in.

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=30634&page=2

;)

No problem there - just people saying they didn't like the thread, which is fair comment........................... ;)

[mc_squared]

Another cracking point Danielle! :nice: Thanks.

Its amazing how wrong someone can be, sometimes.



So WRONG

As YOU are the VAST MAJORITY of the time!!;)

I've already stated, I had no problems with those comments. You're trying to make a point that just isn't there, backed up by "nothing".

[Reilly]

No problem there - just people saying they didn't like the thread, which is fair comment........................... ;)

This just backs up Julia's comment on how you treat my opinions different to others.

Chris015 and Chrislover or whatever called your thread stupid and such (And you DID mind as you told them to go somewhere else, as well as getting angry at Faust).

I didnt even call this a bad thread, all I said was:

Yes, this idea for a thread gives you the right to criticise mine. Well done.

I was simply saying that this thread is as good as mine, so I never understood why you criticise mine. I really dont see why you had to argue about it, unless you think this is a superior thread to any of mine (Arrogance). Oh the irony

[mc_squared]

This just backs up Julia's comment on how you treat my opinions different to others.

Chris015 and Chrislover or whatever called your thread stupid and such (And you DID mind as you told them to go somewhere else, as well as getting angry at Faust).

I didnt even call this a bad thread, all I said was:



I was simply saying that this thread is as good as mine, so I never understood why you criticise mine. I really dont see why you had to argue about it, unless you think this is a superior thread to any of mine (Arrogance). Oh the irony

You don't know the meaning of the word - you've already proved it on numerous occasions!!;)

[Reilly]

What fucking occasions?

I've just completely proven you wrong and you take the last word of my post and focus on it, its ridiculous.

You have no idea how similar to Bush you actually are. Like a 9 year old Bush.

[mc_squared]

What fucking occasions?

I've just completely proven you wrong and you take the last word of my post and focus on it, its ridiculous.

You have no idea how similar to Bush you actually are. Like a 9 year old Bush.

That's just pathetic - like you! :rolleyes:

[Reilly]

Alright I'll leave it at this. When your own li'l sister of Coldplaying defends my side, thats when you should take a step back and try to see yourself as you really are.

[Sambo3000]

:laugh1: You guys.....:rolleyes:

[mc_squared]

Alright I'll leave it at this. When your own li'l sister of Coldplaying defends my side, thats when you should take a step back and try to see yourself as you really are.

Delude yourself all you want. It's what you're good at!! ;)

Which brings us back very neatly to......................turkeys!:D

[bruttiиo]

http://goodbyefeet.com/files/2004/11/24/11/27/09/hand_turkey.jpg

[mc_squared]

^Nice picture. Did you create it yourself??

[bruttiиo]

I'm not sure what the copyright law on that would be so I will say no

[Phantom of the Opera]

I'm actually going to refrain from commenting on this thread for the following reasons:

1. I don't know the history to the thread, and the possibility that it might be facetious in its creation due to another thread, which does seem the possibility, makes me a bit hesitant to participate

2. The argument between Pingu and Mark seems to have derived from nowhere, as well as previous arguments before Pingu entered the thread, which seem to derive from point one. Despite Mark expecting me to take his side in this, I see this thread as being no more than any different from Pingu's perhaps with the exception that there aren't 12 of them.

My main problem with Pingu's threads have never been really the content - in fact, my first argument with him was due to him not liking what I put in his thread, not the other way around - but the number of them, an argument that I was trying, and failing to put forward to biased opinion and deaf ears.

Either way, the subject of Pingu's threads seemed to be an inappropriate one in a thread about turkey's when the main arguments wasn't as to the quality of this thread, but as to whether it was racially motivated.

I must, however, criticise the number of people who were as naive as me before reading this thread, and automatically assumed it was racial before trying to find out, and ignored Mark's pleas to the contrary.

End of post :)

[mc_squared]

Is it supposed to be "a bird in the hand"??:thinking:

[RICK8]

Let's talk Turkey!

:P

[busybeeburns]

20 pages of bullshit. You guys must be really proud :2thumbsup:

[Ondes Martenot]

thank it to mc_squared and his pointless provocation and deffence.

he made like 100 posts here

[busybeeburns]

115 to be exact

[ClearAsCrystal]

Benjamin Franklin wanted the Turkey to be the United States national bird...he said because they are intelligent birds

but we have thea eagle

and that is best because if not...come Thanksgiving day...no one would be able to eat turkeys because its illegal to kill the nations bird!

[mc_squared]

thank it to mc_squared and his pointless provocation and deffence.

he made like 100 posts here

The irony of it all is obviously lost on you, too. The provocation came from another source.
As I have said on numerous occasions, if you don't like the thread, go elsewhere, and take your biased views with you!;)

[Ondes Martenot]

The irony of it all is obviously lost on you, too. The provocation came from another source.
As I have said on numerous occasions, if you don't like the thread, go elsewhere, and take your biased views with you!;)

no

i leave my views here

*au revoir*

[mc_squared]

115 to be exact

Well it's my thread, so?:rolleyes:

[mc_squared]

no

i leave my views here

*au revoir*

Goodbye and good riddance!

OK - back to the subject in hand...........................turkeys.

Why did the turkey cross the road??:P

[ClearAsCrystal]

to get to MARK!

[mc_squared]

Benjamin Franklin wanted the Turkey to be the United States national bird...he said because they are intelligent birds

but we have thea eagle

and that is best because if not...come Thanksgiving day...no one would be able to eat turkeys because its illegal to kill the nations bird!

Interesting point - but then the Thanksgiving dish might have been bald eagle!!:D
I wonder what that would taste like?:thinking:

[mc_squared]

to get to MARK!

Interesting answer, but no!:P

[ClearAsCrystal]

oh ... the suspence is killingme :rolleyes:

[mc_squared]

oh ... the suspence is killingme :rolleyes:

Well it was filling in for the chicken, which was on "chick" leave, of course!!:D

[ClearAsCrystal]

lame! majorly lame


anyway...peace out turkeys!

[Tugce]

20 pages of bullshit. You guys must be really proud :2thumbsup:

that is absolutely the truth!

[an_cat]

Well it's my thread, so?:rolleyes:


That's a bit self centered of you!


:laugh3: Are you trying to be ironic?

[mc_squared]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6372/emu9gg.png (http://imageshack.us)

The obviously isn't a turkey, but I felt like posting it anyway!!:rolleyes:

[mc_squared]

that is absolutely the truth!

Well you keep coming back, so I think you might actually be a closet fan of the thread!:P

[mc_squared]

That's a bit self centered of you!


:laugh3: Are you trying to be ironic?

In what way? I don't need to try!!;)

I think you'll find that in most people's threads, the one who posts the most will be its creator.:cool:

[Tugce]

well you must be so happy that your pointless thread goes well.. i just control the thread for any possiblity of your foolish jokes about my country!

[mc_squared]

well you must be so happy that your pointless thread goes well.. i just control the thread for any possiblity of your foolish jokes about my country!

Well as far as I know there have never been any jokes about "your" country on this or any other thread.
You're just way too super-sensitive.

Turkey (the nation) is spelt with a capital "T", whilst turkey (the bird) ISN'T a proper noun, and is therefore spelt with a small "T".
If you have any other questions relating to this or any other subject, please feel free to ask!;)

[Tugce]

Well as far as I know there have never been any jokes about "your" country on this or any other thread.



how do you still dare to say this ?

anyway i'm not gonna argue with you. keep your "funny" jokes for you at least not for me..

[mc_squared]

how do you still dare to say this ?

anyway i'm not gonna argue with you. keep your "funny" jokes for you at least not for me..

Howdare you suggest otherwise?? If you can find any evidence of this, please let me know.
I've only ever been talking about turkeys (the birds). :cool:

[Tugce]

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8916&page=20

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8916&page=16

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8916&page=22

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8916&page=15

if you want more please let me know..

[mc_squared]

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8916&page=20

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8916&page=16

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8916&page=22

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8916&page=15

if you want more please let me know..

Well none of MY posts mentioned Turkey (the nation) as far as I can see - so what's your point?

[Tugce]

"no TURKISH zone"must be about turkeys ...

[Tugce]

so you need to see a doctor.. idont think that a "bird" can have a sense of humuor.. so it doesnt have to be shown clearly.. all "clever" humans can see that!

[mc_squared]

"no TURKISH zone"must be about turkeys ...

Actually, it was "No Turkey Zone", and it was about turkeys. It came from a turkey website. Would you like the address??:thinking:

[mc_squared]

so you need to see a doctor.. idont think that a "bird" can have a sense of humuor.. so it doesnt have to be shown clearly.. all "clever" humans can see that!

How can you be sure that a turkey doesn't have a sense of humour? Are you an ornithologist??:dozey:

[Tugce]

yeah yeah same old story..!

[Tugce]

How can you be sure that a turkey doesn't have a sense of humour? Are you an ornithologist??:dozey:

tickle me to laugh...

[mc_squared]

yeah yeah same old story..!

From you, yes - because you seem to have a habit of jumping to conclusions without knowing the facts.

Turkeys exist, and that's an indisputable fact! And I like them!;)

[mc_squared]

tickle me to laugh...

I fear it would be a waste of time........................;)

[Texasluvsjonny]

mmmmmmmmmmmm turkey
http://www.mortonsalt.com/recipes/images/recipes/104.jpg

[mc_squared]

mmmmmmmmmmmm turkey
http://www.mortonsalt.com/recipes/images/recipes/104.jpg

That looks one helluva tasty turkey!! Is it a TEXAS turkey??:thinking:

[Texasluvsjonny]

My cat is mad for turkey. His birthday is on Thanksgiving and my mum always makes him a special birthday platter of turkey meat. :D

[mc_squared]

My cat is mad for turkey. His birthday is on Thanksgiving and my mum always makes him a special birthday platter of turkey meat. :D

I've heard of a turkey dog - but a turkey cat??:confused:

[Texasluvsjonny]

Have you ever had a turduken?

[mc_squared]

Have you ever had a turduken?

What's that??:confused:
It certainly doesn't sound very nice!!:stunned:
Do you know what a "turd" is??:P

[Texasluvsjonny]

It's a boneless chicken stuffed inside a boneless duck stuffed inside a boneless turkey. It's quite tasty.
http://anthonybradley.worldmagblog.com/anthonybradley/Turducken.jpg

[an_cat]

That is so unbelievable gross looking. IT'S LIKE CARNAGE.


:stunned:


BUT YET I FIND IT HYSTERICAL. LMFAOOOOOOOOOO.

Whoever thought of THAT?!?!

[mc_squared]

^Well, this thread is suddenly becoming quite educational!!:rolleyes:

In the UK, "turd" is another word for "poo", in case you're interested, but I don't plan to post a picture of that!!:P

[mc_squared]

That is so unbelievable gross looking. IT'S LIKE CARNAGE.


:stunned:


BUT YET I FIND IT HYSTERICAL. LMFAOOOOOOOOOO.

Whoever thought of THAT?!?!

Somebody with a huge weight problem, I'd say!!:P

[Texasluvsjonny]

Whoever thought of THAT?!?!dope smokers I'm sure. :laugh3:

[mc_squared]

dope smokers I'm sure. :laugh3:

What's ya name, Texas girl??:thinking:

[an_cat]

FAT dope smokers!


They were probably raiding the fridge one Thanksgiving, with the munchies and was all "Oh snap, I have turkey, duck and chicken! I can't choose! I think I'll stick them all up each other's asses and eat it!"


:stunned:


Yum???

I just realized it's got stuffing in it too. Wow...

[Texasluvsjonny]

Angie

[mc_squared]

Angie

Nice to meet you, Angie.
Do people call you "Ange"??

Did you disappear from here for a while? It says you've been a member for three years!:confused:

[Texasluvsjonny]

Oh wow man, you stuck that chicken up that duck's ass. Hey man lets stick them both up that turkey's ass. Oh wow man, that's like crazy. http://www.myfootballforum.com/images/smilies/drag.gif

[mc_squared]

FAT dope smokers!


They were probably raiding the fridge one Thanksgiving, with the munchies and was all "Oh snap, I have turkey, duck and chicken! I can't choose! I think I'll stick them all up each other's asses and eat it!"

...

Are you suggesting they were all gay, too??:rolleyes:

[Texasluvsjonny]

Nice to meet you, Angie.
Do people call you "Ange"??

Did you disappear from here for a while? It says you've been a member for three years!:confused:Nice to meet you too. People do call me Ange. I used to mostly hang out at the official board, but it just got to the point that they all sucked so bad there I couldn't stand it any more. It's much mo better over here. :)

[an_cat]

:o


No, just stoned. But they could have been, possibly.

[mc_squared]

Nice to meet you too. People do call me Ange. I used to mostly hang out at the official board, but it just got to the point that they all sucked so bad there I couldn't stand it any more. It's much mo better over here. :)

I'm amazed it took you so long to realise that!!:stunned:
I've never bothered with the official board, although I'm registered there.;)

And do you like/mind being called "Ange"??

[Texasluvsjonny]

Ange is fine, I don't like Angela, that's my real name. Most of my friends call me Ange. Even the doctors at the hospital call me Ange.

[Texasluvsjonny]

The older offical boards, the old red room and white room were great baords. That new place is a massive pile of wank.

[mc_squared]

Ange is fine, I don't like Angela, that's my real name. Most of my friends call me Ange. Even the doctors at the hospital call me Ange.

Are you a nurse?? Where are you from and where are you now??:confused:

[Texasluvsjonny]

I am a nurse. I'm moving to Houston in 2 weeks. I currently live about 120 east of it. Going to work here http://www.wchstv.com/abc/houstonmedical/building.jpg

[mc_squared]

I am a nurse. I'm moving to Houston in 2 weeks. I currently live about 120 east of it. Going to work here http://www.wchstv.com/abc/houstonmedical/building.jpg

How did you come to live in Texas??

[Texasluvsjonny]

My family moved here for my dad's job. That was a looooooong time ago. Grew up in Louisiana just across the Texas border.

[mc_squared]

My family moved here for my dad's job. That was a looooooong time ago. Grew up in Louisiana just across the Texas border.

So do you consider yourself to be a true Texan??

[Texasluvsjonny]

More Texan I guess. Although when I go home to visit my mum in Louisiana, my french accent comes out.

[mc_squared]

More Texan I guess. Although when I go home to visit my mum in Louisiana, my french accent comes out.

How old were you when you moved to Texas?

Can you speak Cajun??

[Texasluvsjonny]

How old were you when you moved to Texas?

Can you speak Cajun??Moved to Texas when I was 15. I used to be able to speak Cajun french because my grandparents didn't speak much English, but after they died, no one else spoke it so I forgot it all. I love it in London when they have "Cajun" stuff on menus. ahahahhaa It's all so lame and nothing Cajun about it. :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[mc_squared]

Moved to Texas when I was 15. I used to be able to speak Cajun french because my grandparents didn't speak much English, but after they died, no one else spoke it so I forgot it all. I love it in London when they have "Cajun" stuff on menus. ahahahhaa It's all so lame and nothing Cajun about it. :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Did you point this out??:P

[Texasluvsjonny]

Yes I did. Some horrid concoction called Cajun Nachos. "What exactly is cajun or even nachoie about this?" they didn't have an answer, just gave me the shut-the-fuck-up-youstupid-fucking-american look. I get that look a lot over there. :laugh3:

[mc_squared]

Yes I did. Some horrid concoction called Cajun Nachos. "What exactly is cajun or even nachoie about this?" they didn't have an answer, just gave me the shut-the-fuck-up-youstupid-fucking-american look. I get that look a lot over there. :laugh3:

What a shame.............................

[Texasluvsjonny]

People there don't care much for Americans. It's not like I'm acting a ****, all they have to do is hear me speak and it starts. Very racist. Pubs are the worse, but the underground is pretty bad as well.

[mc_squared]

People there don't care much for Americans. It's not like I'm acting a ****, all they have to do is hear me speak and it starts. Very racist. Pubs are the worse, but the underground is pretty bad as well.

Then it sounds like you should go stay at my godparents'. You wouldn't get any of that there!!:cool:

[Texasluvsjonny]

I get a lot of this line " I usually hate Americans, but I rather like you" ahahahhaa is that supposed to be a compliment? OK it's usually from drunks in the pubs, but still.

[mc_squared]

I get a lot of this line " I usually hate Americans, but I rather like you" ahahahhaa is that supposed to be a compliment? OK it's usually from drunks in the pubs, but still.

Sounds like you're visiting the wrong places!!

[Texasluvsjonny]

It's every where in the UK. One day I went to the National Gallery and there happened to be an anti war protest going on at Trafalgar Square which quickly turned into an antiBush/antiamerican rally. I thought I was gonna get killed when I open up my yap and ordered a bottle of water from a vender outside and people there heard me talk. I have learned to just smile and not speak much over there.

[mc_squared]

It's every where in the UK. One day I went to the National Gallery and there happened to be an anti war protest going on at Trafalgar Square which quickly turned into an antiBush/antiamerican rally. I thought I was gonna get killed when I open up my yap and ordered a bottle of water from a vender outside and people there heard me talk. I have learned to just smile and not speak much over there.

Go stay in Bromley!!;)

[Texasluvsjonny]

Is that in South London? I usually stay around Pimlico area. It quiet and not too touristy. The local shops all know me. :laugh3:

[mc_squared]

Is that in South London? I usually stay around Pimlico area. It quiet and not too touristy. The local shops all know me. :laugh3:

Yes - it's in south London, on the main line from Victoria. My godparents operate their home as a guest house. They're football mad, too. My godfather is a Charlton season ticket holder. If you're ever looking for a friendly place to stay, with the chance of some good food, too, let me know!:cool:

[Texasluvsjonny]

cool
Main line rail or underground?

[mc_squared]

cool
Main line rail or underground?

Main line, only about 15 mins from Victoria.

[mc_squared]

It's eleven-turkey, so it must be..............................turkey time!!:rolleyes:

[RICK8]

Okay then,mark where is your shotgun again?

It's turkey time!

[mc_squared]

Okay then,mark where is your shotgun again?

It's turkey time!

I've run out of ammo. There were far too many!!:P

[RICK8]

Oh dear,just had a shipment come in today,what shells will we need?

[mc_squared]

Oh dear,just had a shipment come in today,what shells will we need?

Nuclear??:thinking:

[RICK8]

:o really,I think that would be overkill!!

[mc_squared]

:o really,I think that would be overkill!!

Let's nuke 'em!!:D

[RICK8]

Oh and did you read that it was actually barek's suggestion to get rid of turkeys with a rifle??

[mc_squared]

Oh and did you read that it was actually barek's suggestion to get rid of turkeys with a rifle??

Barek??:confused:

[RICK8]

The ColdplayTurkey......

[RunForTheHills]

Plasma Grenades are always going to work... :sneaky:

[RICK8]

You cannot say that!

[mc_squared]

What about photon torpedoes??

[RICK8]

Well that is hardly necessary,unless you encounter a "flock"!

[mc_squared]

Well that is hardly necessary,unless you encounter a "flock"!

What about an epidemic?

[RICK8]

Oh right,you mean bird flu! :P

[The Scientist Man]

Well that is hardly necessary,unless you encounter a "flock"!

How about A Flock Of Segulls:laugh3:

[mc_squared]

How about A Flock Of Segulls:laugh3:

What's a SEGULL??:confused:

[RICK8]

Yeah well they should have been put out of their misery a long time ago.

[The Scientist Man]

What's a SEGULL??:confused:

Whoops.



I mean A Flock Of Seagulls.

[RICK8]

Mark knew what you meant,he was just being himself! :lol:

[mc_squared]

Mark knew what you meant,he was just being himself! :lol:

STOA (again)!!:P

[RunForTheHills]

Why are we taking about killing turkeys?
You should set up a thread about how annoying mosquitos are instead...

...

[The Scientist Man]

Yeah, but I whated to change that just incase anyone else has something to say about it.

[RICK8]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8526/ostrich2gr.jpg


:smug:

Hmmm is that a turkey???

:thinking:

[RICK8]

Oh dear,it SAID it was a turkey....:embarassed:

[mc_squared]

^Maybe a "Chernobyl" turkey!!:rolleyes:

[mc_squared]

Oh dear,it SAID it was a turkey....:embarassed:

It can TALK?? Help - the mutation is even worse than I thought!!:stunned:

[RICK8]

Well it has bird flu mark,and mutation has taken place,but clearly the ostrich thinks it's a turkey.....

[mc_squared]

Why are we taking about killing turkeys?
You should set up a thread about how annoying mosquitos are instead...

...

Are you a mosquito, by any chance??:P

[RICK8]

Oh I missed that one..

Do you not think that turkey's are annoying,I mean I am trying to sleep and the bloody things keep making a noise like this "gobble gobble gobble",so I am left with no choice but to take out my rifle and get rid of the bloody things!!!

:angry:

[mc_squared]

Oh I missed that one..

Do you not think that turkey's are annoying,I mean I am trying to sleep and the bloody things keep making a noise like this "gobble gobble gobble",so I am left with no choice but to take out my rifle and get rid of the bloody things!!!

:angry:

Turkeys have invaded your flat?? Sounds serious!!:shocked2:

[RICK8]

Oh it is mark,I have had to get fresh ammo 5 times today,you will have noticed I came on later than usual...

[mc_squared]

^Yes I did!! Have you sent for reinforcements??

[RICK8]

I have the whole family coming to help me with the infestation!!!

Care to join the slaughter??

[mc_squared]

Will I need full body armour??:rolleyes:

[RICK8]

Yes you will,considering there is also a penguin invasion in my backyard,dont ask me where they came from!!!!

[mc_squared]

Yes you will,considering there is also a penguin invasion in my backyard,dont ask me where they came from!!!!

Well watch out - the emus might not be far behind!!:stunned:

[RICK8]

Well i was more thinking along the lines of pingu....

:lol:

[mc_squared]

Well i was more thinking along the lines of pingu....

:lol:

That would be even worse!! It hardly bears thinking about!!:stunned:

[RICK8]

Did you say bears???

:lol:

[mc_squared]

^Yes - I've flown them in from Bavaria to help you!!

[ColdMike]

turkeys...what a question!!!
yes in france we eat it for christmas.
look strange.with friends when we saw one we were always laughing...:laugh3:
gobble gobble...:lol:
curious...but delicious!!!

[mc_squared]

turkeys...what a question!!!
yes in france we eat it for christmas.
look strange.with friends when we saw one we were always laughing...:laugh3:
gobble gobble...:lol:
curious...but delicious!!!

Are you sure?? I thought frogs were eaten in France at Christmas!!:confused: :P

[ColdMike]

yeah!but it depends...in my family we eat turkey once, next year frogs, and the next one snails (ugly...couldn't eat one...:tongue: )

[mc_squared]

yeah!but it depends...in my family we eat turkey once, next year frogs, and the next one snails (ugly...couldn't eat one...:tongue: )

No - neither could I!! :laugh3:

[Alan Partridge]

Turkeys, a very interesting thread, partridge is very pleased with it. Well i would have to say that i am a fan of both turkey and chicken and for christmas dinner i have had both, one year turkey and chicken the next, and so on. I really like both but i think if i had to choose i would probably choose chicken because that is the one i eat the most but i look forward to turkey at christmas more, i love the left over turkey so i can make turkey and stuffing sandwichs.

[mc_squared]

Turkeys, a very interesting thread, partridge is very pleased with it. Well i would have to say that i am a fan of both turkey and chicken and for christmas dinner i have had both, one year turkey and chicken the next, and so on. I really like both but i think if i had to choose i would probably choose chicken because that is the one i eat the most but i look forward to turkey at christmas more, i love the left over turkey so i can make turkey and stuffing sandwichs.

And what is your opinion of the thread detractors, Alan??

[Alan Partridge]

Do you mean the people who delete peoples threads and the people who slag other peoples threads off and don't even give them a chance?

[mc_squared]

Do you mean the people who delete peoples threads and the people who slag other peoples threads off and don't even give them a chance?

Yes - they're the ones!! There have been plenty who have invaded this thread, unfortunately!!:rolleyes:
I think we've finally got the better of them now, though!;)

[Alan Partridge]

Yes - they're the ones!! There have been plenty who have invaded this thread, unfortunately!!:rolleyes:
I think we've finally got the better of them now, though!;)

I thought that's what you meant but just wasn't sure. Well i'm against these people. When i first started this site people accused my threads of being pointless but they were always meant to be taken as a joke. I made "What's your favourite" and thought of loads of different topics but some people didn't give them a chance. They were meant for comedy value for people to discuss their favoutite whatever and also for the subject to get changed to discuss whatever. That's why i liked your thread because it can be taken seriously but also has a comedy element to it. People on this site tend to start pointless threads with no comedy value at all and then they tell me and other people that their threads are pointless, it's best it ignore these people and post what you want. Anyway your thread has pleased the Partridge and many others so i don't see no harm in it al all.

[The Faceman]

Here, here brothers

[Alan Partridge]

And also i would like to take this opportunity to thank all of the people who did take mine and others threads as a joke and contribute to them.

[a few words]

wats up lads

[mc_squared]

I thought that's what you meant but just wasn't sure. Well i'm against these people. When i first started this site people accused my threads of being pointless but they were always meant to be taken as a joke. I made "What's your favourite" and thought of loads of different topics but some people didn't give them a chance. They were meant for comedy value for people to discuss their favoutite whatever and also for the subject to get changed to discuss whatever. That's why i liked your thread because it can be taken seriously but also has a comedy element to it. People on this site tend to start pointless threads with no comedy value at all and then they tell me and other people that their threads are pointless, it's best it ignore these people and post what you want. Anyway your thread has pleased the Partridge and many others so i don't see no harm in it al all.

Thanks! Where have you been all these years?
It's what I've been saying here all along. There are far too many people on the board who appear to lack a sense of humour and will "dis" others just for trying to have a laugh.
This thread is completely harmless and just a bit of fun.
We can't allow the puritans to stop us!!:cool:

[mc_squared]

And also i would like to take this opportunity to thank all of the people who did take mine and others threads as a joke and contribute to them.

Well you're not causing anybody any harm with your threads, so I don't see why anybody should object to them.
Keep on posting, brother!!

It's good to be able to add a "Partridge" to my collection of fowl here!!:cool:

[Alan Partridge]

Well you're not causing anybody any harm with your threads, so I don't see why anybody should object to them.
Keep on posting, brother!!

It's good to be able to add a "Partridge" to my collection of fowl here!!:cool:

:laugh3: Very witty yet again MC

[The Faceman]

There's far too many people on here that lack a sense of humour. I'm sure they'll be on later slagging us off or calling us "spammers"

[mc_squared]

There's far too many people on here that lack a sense of humour. I'm sure they'll be on later slagging us off or calling us "spammers"

You can count on it!!;)

But from what I've seen, you haven't been spamming at all - only having a laugh. Long may it continue, I say!!:cool:

[Tugce]

it isn't lack of sense of humuor it's difference between senses of humuor. that's the point! :)

[mc_squared]

it isn't lack of sense of humuor it's difference between sense of humuors. that's the point!

No - you don't get the point, because there is no point. It's just a bit of (turkey) fun!;)

[RICK8]

Oh did you make a new friend mark....:lol:

[RICK8]

How does he compare to your other fowl?

[mc_squared]

^We've got a couple of new thread supporters!! A lot has happened in your absence!!

[RICK8]

I can see that,but they are all newbie's...

:uhoh:

[mc_squared]

^Who cares? They like a laugh - that's all that matters!:)

[RICK8]

I guess so.....:thinking:

[RICK8]

I've got the bird!!!! :P



http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/5233/bigjimiturkey4qq.jpg

[mc_squared]

^Well you have been busy!!:rolleyes:

[RICK8]

Yes and I brought home dinner at the same time!!

[mc_squared]

The trouble is, it appears to be out of date!! I think the turkey's "off"!!:rolleyes:

[RunForTheHills]

So you are having that sandwich after all...

[RICK8]

Well the turkey has been frozen,I have just thawed him out.

:2thumbsup:

[RunForTheHills]

enjoy!
:chef: ...

[RICK8]

I shall :)

[busybeeburns]

30 pages of bullshit. Whooooooo :dance:

[mc_squared]

I shall :)

You shouldn't be eating now - it's far too late!!:stunned:

[coldplaying]

30 pages of bullshit. Whooooooo :dance:

how can you disturb him sir? it's "his" thread...

[mc_squared]

30 pages of bullshit. Whooooooo :dance:

Well you could say that about lots of threads - plus you've just contributed to it yourself!!:P

[busybeeburns]

mucho contribution

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 448
User Name Posts
mc_squared 183 :o :o :o
RICK8 38
Pingu 27
Ondes Martenot 22
Texasluvsjonny 20
thebestyoucan 16
Gitta Rensolo 15
an_cat 14
.sally. 12
Tugce 11
ColdplayTurkey 11
Lera 10
coldplaying 10
dontyoushiver 7
Erin 6
Alan Partridge 5
Oenona 5
chris lover 4
ClearAsCrystal 4
Zemy101 4
busybeeburns 3
Faust 3
The Scientist Man 3
Ceckers 3
Lncoln6Echo 2
The Faceman 2
psychosaiqa 2
LiquidSky 2
a few words 1
Phantom of the Opera 1
Sambo3000 1
Chris015 1

[mc_squared]

how can you disturb him sir? it's "his" thread...

That's right - and I'm proud of it!!:smug:

[mc_squared]

mucho contribution

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 448
User Name Posts
mc_squared 183 :o :o :o
RICK8 38
Pingu 27
Ondes Martenot 22
Texasluvsjonny 20
thebestyoucan 16
Gitta Rensolo 15
an_cat 14
.sally. 12
Tugce 11
ColdplayTurkey 11
Lera 10
coldplaying 10
dontyoushiver 7
Erin 6
Alan Partridge 5
Oenona 5
chris lover 4
ClearAsCrystal 4
Zemy101 4
busybeeburns 3
Faust 3
The Scientist Man 3
Ceckers 3
Lncoln6Echo 2
The Faceman 2
psychosaiqa 2
LiquidSky 2
a few words 1
Phantom of the Opera 1
Sambo3000 1
Chris015 1

Well that confirms it!!:rolleyes:

[busybeeburns]

what, that you a post whore :P

[RunForTheHills]

Stop it right now...:veryangry2:

[an_cat]

lmfao, I wouldn't be telling Ian off, dude. You are playin' with FIAH!!!!

[busybeeburns]

Stop it right now...:veryangry2:you're a self-confessed post whore too?:cry:

[mc_squared]

what, that you a post whore :P

Well that's something I can live with!!:P

[mc_squared]

you're a self-confessed post whore too?:cry:

He hasn't been around long enough to be able to tell........................:thinking:

[busybeeburns]

Well that's something I can live with!!:Pglad to hear it whore :P

[busybeeburns]

He hasn't been around long enough to be able to tell........................:thinking:he/she might be a post whore elsewhere:thinking:

Don't be boardist :rolleyes:

[RICK8]

Stop it right now...:veryangry2:



How can he be a post whore,he has only got 87 posts.

[RunForTheHills]

...
Aren't we supposed to be talking about turkeys...

[mc_squared]

How can he be a post whore,he has only got 87 posts.

Well you must be one too, because you're also over the 15,000 post mark!!:P

[busybeeburns]

How can he be a post whore,he has only got 87 posts.Don't be boardist :rolleyes:you're not thinking 4th dimensionally, R I C K 8 ;)

[RICK8]

Well what about board whores???

Ian?

[mc_squared]

he/she might be a post whore elsewhere:thinking:

Don't be boardist :rolleyes:

Don't even you know what gender people are nowadays??:laugh3:

[an_cat]

You're all acting like a cluckin' bunch a turkeys!

:uhoh:

[RICK8]

Well you must be one too, because you're also over the 15,000 post mark!!:P


Yes I am,and I am proud of that fact.

:P

[mc_squared]

^Gobble, gobble, gobble!!:P

[RunForTheHills]

:lol: !

Back to turkeys then...

[RICK8]

I guess I am a much bigger whore than you mark,since i only joined up last year.......

:embarassed:

[mc_squared]

I guess I am a much bigger whore than you mark,since i only joined up last year.......

:embarassed:

True - but not as big a one as Julia!!:P

[RICK8]

Yeah there is always a bigger one,no matter what it is.

[mc_squared]

^Perhaps you should start a "Post Whores" thread!!:rolleyes:

[RICK8]

:idea2:

[RunForTheHills]

Uh Oh...:rolleyes:

[RICK8]

It's up Mark,too bad not many ppl will be able to post in it....:(

[coldplaying]

True - but not as big a one as Julia!!:P

do you always talk about a person who is not there at that moment? or was this one an accident?

in gobblish language for those who don't understand gobblish (http://gallery.elvado.de/albums/structure/USER-RELATED/insults/fuck-off/hey_fuck_off.jpg)

[RICK8]

:disappointed:

[mc_squared]

do you always talk about a person who is not there at that moment? or was this one an accident?

in gobblish language for those who don't understand gobblish (http://gallery.elvado.de/albums/structure/USER-RELATED/insults/fuck-off/hey_fuck_off.jpg)

There's no law against it! Check the board rules!!;)

[a few words]

rick ur gay

[mc_squared]

:disappointed:

I agree!:cool:

[RICK8]

And on that note,do not swear at people!

:dozey:

[a few words]

ur gay rick

[coldplaying]

There's no law against it! Check the board rules!!;)

what about ethical rules? can you check it from somewhere?

[RICK8]

I think you need to check something else before you check the rules!!

[coldplaying]

I think you need to check something else before you check the rules!!

why are you so angry? didn't you like the dictionary?

[mc_squared]

I think you need to check something else before you check the rules!!

And what might that be? Whether there's anything inside his head?:thinking:

[mc_squared]

Rick - who else can we talk about that isn't online at the moment?:thinking:

[coldplaying]

And what might that be? Whether there's anything inside his head?:thinking:

you too seem so angry :) calm down..i only asked a simple yes/no question that's all...

[RICK8]

Well i think that there clearly is a vacancy there!!

[RunForTheHills]

If your argument has any underlying relevance to turkeys please can you notify me... :P:rolleyes:

[RICK8]

you too seem so angry :) calm down..i only asked a simple yes/no question that's all...


You appear to have strayed a bit too far from the barn,it would be very good if you could return there at once,dont make me call the hounds!!

[coldplaying]

Well i think that there clearly is a vacancy there!!

ok ok.. you won't calm down.. here you go with your thread...

[RICK8]

Man you really miss the point by so much,me and mark are never pissed off,if you read his signature you will see that it is just for fun,at no point in time was i EVER pissed of with any of your flock!
Even though they tend to invade things a bit!!!
:lol:

[coldplaying]

may i summarize the all ? yes/no

[RICK8]

Sure let's see if you understand any of it at all!!!

[RICK8]

Right,I have called in the exterminators,it seems that they have escaped and are running riot and generally not making sense at all!!!

:lol:

[mc_squared]

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/4859/drwhodaleks40037268vx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The extermination squad is here!!:rolleyes:

[coldplaying]

ok i'm starting..pls wait some 10 or 15mins...

[RICK8]

Well you had better hide,because otherwise you will be erm...what should i say....:dead: