For Guy Fans!!The NO Gold Bag Lady Zone!!!

[*Jess*]

Hello friends!!
I thought i'd better make this thread since a few of you have joined in the fantasy world of the NO Gold Bag Lady Zone,so post away as if she doesnt exist because she Doesn't!!!!This is just fun no offence to the gold bag lady whatsoever!!

*hip hip hooray*

Jess
xxxx

[Gitta Rensolo]

:huh: :huh: :huh:
what does that mean???

[*Jess*]

:huh: :huh: :huh:
what does that mean???

Which part Julia??

[luver]

i was wonderin hus that lady? neva seen her before....

[coldplay_steph]

Hahaa what lady?! great idea Jess. :D

[*Jess*]

^^haha thanks Steph!!
Luver,she is Guy's wife and there is a picture of her with Guy and she has this terrible gold bag and we don't know her name so we call her the gold bag lady!! :)

[coldplay_steph]

Guy's wife?! He has a wife?! Gold bag lady!? YOU MEAN HE'S CHEATING ON ME!??!?! :angry:

[*Jess*]

:lol: :lol: :lol: i know Steph.....you had to find out somehow!I'm sorry it had to be this way,the truth is i'm the Gold Bag Lady...its been me all along... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[coldplay_steph]

What can i say........im devastated....... :( how could you do this to me? :cry: Your plan was so well hidden......especially with that 'gold-bag-lady' disguise.....i should have realised Guy would never have a 'cousin' with such terrible taste in bags.....

[luver]

do u guys hav the pic? coz i havent seen it? i beg u? pm me !

[Samantha]

I would post it for you...but i may be killed for doing so casue *jess* hates that picture and it is a no-go zone for the gold bag lady

[*Jess*]

What can i say........im devastated....... :( how could you do this to me? :cry: Your plan was so well hidden......especially with that 'gold-bag-lady' disguise.....i should have realised Guy would never have a 'cousin' with such terrible taste in bags.....

Well it was hard keeping my secret covered...i'm sorry Steph but i had to do it,he forced me!!! :wink3:
Hey i love that bag,do you realise how hard it was for me to keep saying how disgusting it was all the time when in fact its my Favourite bag EVER!! :cry: :cry:

[luver]

so can anyone send it to me? please?

[*Jess*]

so can anyone send it to me? please?

If i knew how to send it to you i would but i'm stupid when it comes to computers??!? :huh:

[coldplay_steph]

What can i say........im devastated....... :( how could you do this to me? :cry: Your plan was so well hidden......especially with that 'gold-bag-lady' disguise.....i should have realised Guy would never have a 'cousin' with such terrible taste in bags.....

Well it was hard keeping my secret covered...i'm sorry Steph but i had to do it,he forced me!!! :wink3:
Hey i love that bag,do you realise how hard it was for me to keep saying how disgusting it was all the time when in fact its my Favourite bag EVER!! :cry: :cry:

Hahahahahaa :lol: . Well i have to say, i would do the same thing if he 'forced' me to be with him......i'd give in in an instant!! :D PS-im sorry if i offended your favorite bag.....it must have been so distressing for you having to say you hated it for all that time......

[luver]

so can anyone send it to me? please?

If i knew how to send it to you i would but i'm stupid when it comes to computers??!? :huh:

e-mail it to me then : savitris2000@yahoo.com

[*Jess*]

^^its his eyes!! :lol: and that tight ass!! :wink3: Thanks it sitting beside me now...i love it so much! :heart:

[luver]

can some 1 pls?

[coldplay_steph]

I cant find it....any1 else got it? I may have deleted it in a moment of anger/jealousy

[luver]

well...somtimes it happened

[an_cat]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a77/omfgzbonoplz/Coldplay/guyandHERagain.jpg

^a picture.

[coldplay_steph]

Hahaha, i never noticed she also had matching gold shoes... :lol:

[mc_squared]

GOLDplay?? :huh: :D

[coldplay_steph]

OH MY GOD! HAhahahaha thats also the pic i was talking about (another thread maybe, i cant remember) where he's wearing the dodgey scarf thing!!!!!!!!!

[luver]

hes too cute! she.....y gold?

[Sienna]

*Jess* Thank god for fullfilling my wish! an alternate world in which the gold bag lady doesnt exist!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
GOOD times..... :D
this is the best thing since cfu! :D

[Joyce]

*+joins+*

[Sienna]

this is exciting isnt it?^^ :rolleyes:

[Joyce]

girls can dream!...cant we!? :D

[*andrea*]

mwahahahaha great thread :cool:

[Sienna]

awsome thread, and yes this thread is showing that dreams do come true...even if it means living in an alternate dimension were GBL doesnt exist...even if it means photoshoping her out of the pics.... :D

[Grasshopper]

God...her Gold Bag SUCKS...oops. did I say that aloud? Why does Guy look cross-eyed in the pic? Is he trying to look at too many camera's at once?

[Zu]

I just realize, on that pic, that guy´ shoes are dirty!! :confused: :angry: :lol:


but that cousin is awful!!! he should leave her at home, so, nobody turns freak out by that awful sign.... :angry: cousins... always want some fame of their famous relatives... :angry:



so... I´m a new member of the fantasy: guy is not married!!! hi everyone! haha. :cool:


...Zu

[Sienna]

yes, zu, thank you for reminding us... guy should never bring that cousin...even if its to the pub across the street :embarrased:

[Zu]

:embarrased: yeah!!! I mean, a girlfriend would be fine,but a cousin? and an awful one? never!!! :angry:




:lol: :lol:





Guy is single... I love that!!! :smug: he will be able to marry me, when I finally can see him again. haha.. :wink3:



....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZu

[Sienna]

not so fast ZU, that man is mine :angry:
:lol: :lol:

[Zu]

:lol: :lol: I was first... :angry:




seriously Guy is OURS!!! ;) besides, I just want one night... then, I will get divorced, so I can get married with Paul from Interpol.... :idea2: ;)

[Sienna]

cool....but just ONE night :rolleyes:

im so overprotective of my GUY!!!!! :blush: :blush: :dozey:

so Paul form interpol?? :dozey:

[Zu]

yeahh... I can use enough of him in just one night... :wink3:




:lol: :lol: and yeah.. Paul from Interpol... I dont know why, but he´s the ultimated love of my "groupie" side... :P

do you like him? :huh:


...Zu

[Sienna]

me...not really, he is not really my type.... :cool:

[Zu]

:/ oh.. I see... I used to think the same... but these days, I need power!!! and Interpol has it... :wink3: I just love his voice.. :smug:


and watching your avatar, I just remembered he´s also into the funny hats! :idea2:


:lol: :lol: God, I love Guy, but he´s just so bad dressed sometimes! :lol: :P



.....Zu

[Sienna]

yeah... its sad i have the weird tendency of falling for guys with interesting fashion sense...but i can help them :wink3:

about interpol...im sort of new to their music... i have listened to their most recent album and i thought it was brilliant...any recomendations?

[Zu]

I´m also new... but I think their very first album is the best!!! :smug:

my favorites are of the first album "say hello to the angels"... and of the last one "c´mere"... amazing songs! :cool: :P is a good band really....


about Guy, yeah! we all should form an asociation for help to those guys with bad elections in clothes... :lol: it will be a public service! :smug:



....Zu

[Sienna]

c'mere is awsome!!!!!!!! :D

about guy and the association...im in, because i know that they are going to be hot... :D

[Zu]

:lol: Guy is always hot!!! :D :wink3:


Association for musicians with bad style.... AMUBD: if you want help with the bad choices of your favorite musician, call us! :idea2: :cool:



:lol: :lol: Zu

[Joyce]

:lol: :lol: I was first... :angry:




seriously Guy is OURS!!! ;) besides, I just want one night... then, I will get divorced, so I can get married with Paul from Interpol.... :idea2: ;)


:shifty:

[Sienna]

AMUBD i'm in :wink3: :wink3:

[Joyce]

:curtain:


:beatnik:

[Zu]

:shifty:

*scared of joyce´s face** :stunned: :glasses: erghh... :uneasy:

but I will be married with him for just a couple of months, maybe three... I´m not comfortable in marriage anyway... :rolleyes: :D





:lol: :lol:



we should pick another name for our association, but well, I guess is fine for now...

desperated for the bad clothes of your favorite artist? do you think he looks good... but naked? calle US!!! Association for musicians with bad style will help you with the problem! :cool: :lol:


...Zu

[Sienna]

haha, i totally see that on TV! :lol: :lol:

[Christiana]

oh man, if you all decide to give guy a style makeover can i help? ... he has infinite potential for hotness!! :D so do you all prefer his hair long and wild or short and groomed? i love the pics of him with very little hair, he just looks so young and adorable!! :wink3:

[an_cat]

Man, you know I really want to say I prefer the crazy poof afro look he had goin' on in 02-03. It was the first I ever saw of Guy, and oh. I was so very gone! :lol:

But lately I love his hair in this picture:
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b135/lmfaoguyplz/Coldplay/guybass2.jpg

Yanno, not too short. Not too long. Just right.

:huh: I've got too much time on my hands. *goes off to lie down* :dizzy2:

[coldplay_steph]

Y are you guys doing this to me!??!?!

[Christiana]

fine pic danielle, you can just see his cute face so much better with less hair :o . i would like to see him dressed in a really nice black tailored suit (without the damn scarves he is so fond of...). i think he would look awesome. (and yes, i have thought about this way too much :rolleyes: )

[an_cat]

*drifts off into fantasyland* Gee, I love it here! :lol:

Oh, Christiana, the images you just put through my head! :lol:

LMFAO STEPH! Join us... Jooooin us!!!!!!!! :evil: :dizzy2: :drunk:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b135/lmfaoguyplz/Coldplay/guybass3.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b135/lmfaoguyplz/Coldplay/guynernerner.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b135/lmfaoguyplz/Coldplay/guyhairlol.jpg

:lol:

[coldplay_steph]

Y am i saving all these pics?!?!?!! Noooooooooooooooooooo!

[Christiana]

oh my, the first one of him in the sunglasses is... "fans self" is amazing!! :o *saves picture as*

[an_cat]

No one can resist Teh Guy. Really. I've tried.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a77/omfgzbonoplz/Coldplay/guyoohwowz.jpg

;) Whahaha. *freak* :lol:

[Christiana]

i wish he got interviewed more often - some things about him still remain so mysterious :sneaky: .

[coldplay_steph]

Oh no this is not good, you guys are turning me!!!! It's just Will thats left out now......he seems like a lovely bloke but he doesnt really do it for me like the others do!!!

[Christiana]

i know what you mean, i have long been a chris admirer, but the tide is turning a bit. but hey, i am flexible, there is room in my life for all of them :P .

[polkahard]

EDIT: OK...I've had my fun! Go back to your Guy stalking, ladies. :P

[Christiana]

nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! :dead:

[coldplay_steph]

Nooooooooooooo, shoo shoo! Get that pesky gold bag lady outta here!!!! :angry: This is a GBL free zone!!!

[Sienna]

polkahard, shooo! go away... :angry: away! the GBL doesnt exist! :angry: ....

[*andrea*]

I am the gold bag lady!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

HIS COUSIN!!!! :lol:

[Zu]

:stunned: :idea2: the awful cousin!! :lol:


I think the best look for our lovely Guy is a good nice,brand new original t-shirt, jeans, adidas shoes and not too long-too short hair.... :wink3:


...Zu

[Sienna]

mmm, i love the addidas suggestion....jonny wears it, why cant guy? :wink3: :wink3: i love him leather.... :wink3:

[coldplay_steph]

Guy in Leather..... :wink3: eh eh!

[*andrea*]

:wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3:




















































:lol:

[Marie]

Tight leather troussers, lol.

[coldplay_steph]

Oh dear this isnt good........
I was watching the Live 2003 dvd AGAIN lastnight and :o WOWZA :o ....Guy....is......sooooo.....sexy................ .!!!!!!!!!! I only find him really gorgeous when he's playing though, its something about the way he stands, he looks so fit, i dont know........eeeeeeeeeeek!!!! What have you guys done to me!?!?!

[Zu]

^^ :/ sorry?







nah!!! :lol: we have a new member in our side!! welcome to the dark side of the Guy´s fans!! :rolleyes: :cool: :)



Quiero sentirme musa: Zu

[*andrea*]

^hahahha!!! greaaaat :cool:

welcome, to the dark side :devilish:

[coldplay_steph]

Hahaha, this is nuts! I cant believe how gorgous he is, i've never really studied him properly to see it, was concentrating on Chris too much......i must have been blind!!! Phoooooooooooaaar!!! *wolf whistles* :lol:

[Christiana]

i love the way you put that steph... "studied him properly" - i know exactly what you mean. i still love chris, but he is pretty hard to miss... guy sort of blended into the background until lately... and now :sneaky: :wink3:

[Sienna]

welcome, coldplay_steph, !!!!!to the guy madness!!!!!!! :D :D :D

[*andrea*]

hahaha!! yeah welcome! :)








































































:devilish:

[Sienna]

it is amazing that she just realized that! Guy is the hottest, sexiest and most mysterious man, he loves 70's.....! :wink3: :wink3: isnt that atractive enough?

[MrsBerry]

I´m too lazy to read this entire thread, but... I hope the gold bag lady pic hasn´t been posted here.

[Sienna]

you mean the unstylish cousin? :cool: nope! :dozey:

[*andrea*]

man.... the cousin....she needs to go to "what not to wear" or something...

[MrsBerry]

Cousin ? I meant Guy's wife.

[*andrea*]

er...he is not married

[Sienna]

who? guy is single!!!!....although not for long, i saw him at some jewerly store buying a ring for me.... :D

[MrsBerry]

of course he´s married.

[Sienna]

mmmmm.....not that recall.... :embarrased:

[*andrea*]

er..no he is not...he is all alone!! he just takes his COUSIN to movies premieres

[MrsBerry]

oh boy... :dozey:

[Sienna]

yes, he is so nice he rather take his ugly cousin because she cant get a date! :embarrased:

[MrsBerry]

I was looking at his ring and it´s similar to mine. But I´m still using it on my right hand :)

[Zu]

hehe.. is nice to see you here Den!!! and yeah, this is a zone where we decided, there´s no more wife... just an awful cousin!!! with bad style! :D


...Zu

[MrsBerry]

Hey Zu ! Nice to see you around !

So, how about we send Trinny and Susannah over to her house ? ;) What not to wear should do her good.

[Sienna]

^ :lol: how about "fashion police"? :lol:

[MrsBerry]

Trinny and Sus are sooooo evil ! they just spit everything out.. so they´re better

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Sienna]

you are right! :lol: :lol:

[MrsBerry]

they might even burn that awful outfit and that bag and shoes too :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Sienna]

wow, i would love that...! **stomps gold bag*** :die bag, die! :lol: :lol:

[*andrea*]

hahahaha!!
























btw, guy, if you are reading this,you know we are joking!!! :smug:

[MrsBerry]

Oh, there´s another thing the girls should burn: Guy's pink scarf.

[Sienna]

^**stomps on pink scarf and shoes***....and guy if you are here...you know we are only joking. this thread just shows how insane we are about you :cool:

[MrsBerry]

reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally insane :stunned:

[Sienna]

reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll lllllllllllllllllllly insane X 100.000.000.000.000.000.000... :lol:

[*andrea*]

ha!!! :cool:

[Sienna]

im so tired! i hate being sick....i wonder what was it that i ate, but i've been having THE worst stomachache ever...i'll try to be here early! so i can catch up! bye, night! :D :snore: :snore: :snore:

[frostbitepanda]

Ah! ExBerry! I so MADE YOUR ICON! Were you one of the people who commented on one of my LJ posts? I saw that and nearly fell over. It's rather flattering to see your work all over the internet. xD

Oh and... I find this thread rather frightening.

[coldplay_steph]

i love the way you put that steph... "studied him properly" - i know exactly what you mean. i still love chris, but he is pretty hard to miss... guy sort of blended into the background until lately... and now :sneaky: :wink3:
Haha, i know what you mean.....well girls, i think im definately turning to the dark side! :P (chris, you're still my no.1 tho!!! :kiss:)


Oh, there´s another thing the girls should burn: Guy's pink scarf.
- :lol: That is soooo true, that scarf scares me!!!

[Sienna]

coldplay_steph, yes, steph, come to the dark side, water's fine! :cool:

[coldplay_steph]

Woooo! Im loving the dark side!!! Mmmmmm....Guuuuy.........(homer simpson style) *drools*

[Sienna]

wow............................................... ...................................faints :stunned: :stunned: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead:

[coldplay_steph]

Hahaha, i loooove that pic............... :stunned: *goes into trance-like state* :stunned:

[Sienna]

*** still laying on floor helpless :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: ***

[coldplay_steph]

Hahahhaha, it may take me a while to get over that pic:stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: its just soooo ammaaaaaaziiing :stunned:

[Sienna]

** manages to stand up, reaches keyboard...*** can anyone call the ambulance so it can pick me up, and then steph? :rolleyes4: :roll: :dead: :dead:

[coldplay_steph]

HAHAHAA!!! :lol: I think im just about recovered now......just :stunned: ......how are you doing?
I was thinking....you know my collage things....i might make a whole Guy-dedicated one tomorrow...... :D !!! But it could be dangerous-:stunned:!!!

[Sienna]

very! wow...im recovered too....i better get ready for tomorrow! :D :dozey: :wink3:

[coldplay_steph]

Haha ok im off to bed now, im pretty tired, still got this damn cold. :sick2: I'll post the guy-collage-shrine-wowza-wallpaper thingy tomorrow! :D :wink3: Night night! xoxox

[*andrea*]

bye bye :kiss:

[Sienna]

ok, bye and hope you get better! :D :D go get some :snore: :snore:

[Zu]

Hey Zu ! Nice to see you around !

So, how about we send Trinny and Susannah over to her house ? ;) What not to wear should do her good.

:lol: that´s a terrific idea!!! If they could look the awful outfit of the Guy´s cousin, they probably will make her cry with all the mean comments about... I can imagine!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:








:lol: Still imagining... and the scarf!! god, those two mean girls would have a lot of work with Guy and his cousin!! :P


god, I have soo much fun here... :D




Tick, tick, I want to be a bitch: Zu

[coldplay_steph]

Just posting the Guy collage in my wallpaper thread, if anyone wants to see it.......
BEWARE......HEALTH HAZARD: It is very dangerous.....i can barely look at it without going into a Guy-Coma-:stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

[kimberlina]

Gold Bag Lady's real name is....Jo :D

I know her bag is bad but do not let it detract from the rest of her outfit...that floral suit looks like its made out of a pair of curtains!

just the skirt would with a plain top would have been fine but that is all in all a crime against fashion in the extreme- she could spend her husband millions on a much nicer outfit than that! :P

[*Jess*]

Bello everyone!!Glad you're all enjoying the thread!! :lol:
Those pictures that were posted are AMAZING...thanks you for posting them!!! :kiss:
Anyways the GBL free zone is here so lets make use of it!!
Happy Posting Guy lovers!! :)

[Sienna]

hi jess! this the coolest "twisted logic", an alternate reality in which GBL doesnt exist! :D


kimberlina, thanks for the name info, about that ugly cousin with the curtain made dress :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :) ...jo.... :confused:

[*Jess*]

hi jess! this the coolest "twisted logic", an alternate reality in which GBL doesnt exist! :D


kimberlina, thanks for the name info, about that ugly cousin with the curtain made dress :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :) ...jo.... :confused:

Hi sienna!!How are you!!
Glad you like it :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: cutain made dress..good one sienna!! :)

[Sienna]

actually that was kimberlina's joke....i thought it was hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol:

[*Jess*]

Ya its great well done Kimberlina!!

[Christiana]

i love this thread!!! it is a shame we can't imagine gweneth away for a little while... ;) (just a little while!!) :P

[*Jess*]

^^haha i know :lol:
Oh well atleast she has good taste in clothes so we can forgive her for marrying Chris!!

[Sienna]

yeah.... :cry:

[coldplay_steph]

yeah me too......i can dream...... :( :cry:

[*Jess*]

Hello everyone!!
Hows the NGBLZ going??? :) :)

[coldplay_steph]

Its going pretty good!!! I think we need some pics to drool over though.....
:)

[Sienna]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :stunned: i love that pic of guy in trouble(uk) wow, wow, wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

thanks Steph!

[*Jess*]

Go Steph *hi5*
Aww that Trouble picture gives me the goose bumps.....i'm in love with him!!Hes just amazing,thank you for posting that Steph :kiss;

[Sienna]

hi jess! and yes, that pic of guy gives me some real goosebumps! :stunned:

[*Jess*]

:lol: :lol: :lol: ,its amazing isn't it!! :wink3:

[coldplay_steph]

Hehe no problem guys, thought that would put a smile on every1's face! :) It certainly puts one on mine haha! :wink3: :lol:

[*Jess*]

mine too :wink3: :wink3:

[Sienna]

nice one steph!!!! :wink3: :wink3:
god put a smile upon my face! because of guy! :wink3:

[coldplay_steph]

^hahahaha good one!!!! :lol:

[Mojo Pin]

We want gold bag lady :kiss:













:sick:

[Sienna]

no, gbl, go away! :angry:

[coldplay_steph]

shoo shoo!!! call security!!! haha

[Sienna]

:lol:

[Mojo Pin]

*goes to create the new gbl club *

:stunned:

[Sienna]

^ are u telling me you like the gbl? :stunned:

[Mojo Pin]

haha no way, i'm just kidding, 50 cents is sexier than her :stunned:

[Sienna]

you've got some sense of humor! :lol: :lol: :lol: i really thought you liked her...
i was like: if he likes her, could he be guy?im so lame! :confused:

[coldplay_steph]

Hey girls check this out....

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22343

It got posted on the Live section by a guy who got a camera.....if you look at the last pic, the backstage one where Jonny is stood right at the edge of the photo.......IS THAT A GOLD BAG I SEE??!?! :stunned: :stunned: :o :lol:

[Carol_Berryman]

I've read that she travels with him!!
I think she doesn't have nothing to do, huh :wink3:
GET A LIFE GOLD BAG LADY!

[Mini]

I read that too!
But if I was married with him I'd never let him alone :rolleyes:
hahaha just kidding! :P


ahh, sorry about my terrible english

[*Jess*]

^^haha me neither,i'd want to come out on stage with him :blush: :lol:

[coldplay_steph]

Me too! He'd walk out on stage and i'd be holding onto his ancle getting dragged across the floor! :lol:

[Carol_Berryman]

actually me too :cool:
but since she isn't me I hate this attitude :D
let's kill her. :rolleyes:

[*Jess*]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Steph,me too!!!Grab an ankle each or we could make him grow an extra ankle for Carol!!!!haha!!
Carol Berryman yes lets kill her!!! :lol:

[Carol_Berryman]

:lol:
but speaking serious I would travel with the most I could but you know, I would work too and have my life. :D

[but i would probabely take care of him better than that... that...old-fashioned lady ¬¬]

[*Jess*]

^^ya me too,i'd love to go on tour with him though!!it would be so much fun.... :wink3: :wink3:

[mandymcnabb]

I've read that she travels with him!!
I think she doesn't have nothing to do, huh :wink3:
GET A LIFE GOLD BAG LADY!
That made me pee my pants, lol, I cant stop laughing.
I can imagine you having a verbal fight with her over Guy, GET A LIFE GOLD BAG LADY :angry:

[*Jess*]

Yes get one now,theres abuy one get one free offer so you and your stupid gold bag can get one each...... :angry:

[coldplay_steph]

^hahahahahaa :lol: good one

[*Jess*]

^^it toolk me ages to think of that.... :lol: :blush:

[coldplay_steph]

Hahahaha

[*Jess*]

:rolleyes: :lol:
I love that pic of Chris...sooooo hilarious!!! :lol:

[coldplay_steph]

Hahahaha the good old Nappies! :) :lol:

[*Jess*]

:lol: :lol: brilliant!!

[Sienna]

Hey girls check this out....

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22343

It got posted on the Live section by a guy who got a camera.....if you look at the last pic, the backstage one where Jonny is stood right at the edge of the photo.......IS THAT A GOLD BAG I SEE??!?! :stunned: :stunned: :o :lol:

omg!!! it is a gold bag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry: she just cant seem to let go of him!!! :angry: but then again, if i was her, i would never lose sight of guy...i'd tie him up! :lol: :lol:

[coldplay_steph]

I know!!! :o RETURN OF THE GOLD BAG! :stunned:

[StephBerryman]

she needs a stylist! :lol:

[Sienna]

^ a serious fashion advisor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :stunned: gold bags are so old!!!!! :dozey:

[Zu]

I've read that she travels with him!!
I think she doesn't have nothing to do, huh :wink3:
GET A LIFE GOLD BAG LADY!


where did you read that? :huh:


Thinking about her gold bag, I think she buy like 10 different gold bags... :lol: :lol: poor girl... :confused:



We are all going to hell: Zu

[Sienna]

poor girl!^ buying ten or thousands of gold bags! :cry:

[Christiana]

I know!!! :o RETURN OF THE GOLD BAG! :stunned:

dramatic pause...

OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

sorry, i should know this, but is this the ONLY pic of the "cousin" we have?

[coldplay_steph]

^ :lol: Hahahaha!!! I have a pic of 'the cousin' somewhere i think, probably been posted before though......

[coldplay_steph]

i hate posting this.......

[Christiana]

i was just too lazy to look. i don't want to see her that much. is it just as bad as the gold bag one? :)

[Christiana]

good lord!! i thought another angle might help her.... but no. :lol: some things are beyond my ability to comprehend. damn, i AM a bitch :lol:

[Zu]

God, she looks like she were an actress of a 60´s 70´s movie....













.... but a horror movie!!! :lol:

ok.. awful cousin good bye!! please, more about Guy, less about that THING... :dozey:



..Zu

[coldplay_steph]

^ :lol: Hahahaha dont worry, so am i!!! I personally think he should dump gbl for me....hehe sorry to post it again, but its got to be done..................:

AND THE HOTTEST COUPLE OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO................*drumroll*




*steph wakes up from dream* :(

[Christiana]

well steph, you certainly look better with him than the old BAG did :D

what an adorable couple!! i feel better now. :lol:

[coldplay_steph]

Hahahahaa 'old BAG' hahahaha good one!!! :lol:

[Christiana]

ah, i think we have a new nickname "the old bag" to match the ones under her eyes. owwww, i am going to go to hell :blush:

but if you can't speak the truth in the no gbl zone, where can you?

[coldplay_steph]

Exactly.....this is our little gbl-free world where we can say what the heck we like! :D :P

[*Jess*]

Haha glad you people are making use of this thread!!!It so great that Guy is single isn't it!! :wink3: :wink3:
Happy posting :kiss:

[coldplay_steph]

Hehe, hi Jess! Its the best thread ever, u geeeeenius!!! :D :kiss:

[*Jess*]

Hey!!haha,glad you like it!!
Genius i like the sound of that!! :lol: :lol:

[Sienna]

jess, you da man!!!!(that's me being ghetto by the way :lol: )

i sincerily love this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guy is single! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: yay!!!!!!!!!

[coldplay_steph]

in my little world guy isnt single..........








:sneaky: because he's with ME!!! :D

[Sienna]

lady, that is your world...because he is with me! :wink3:

[coldplay_steph]

Hahahaha!!! :lol: Girlfriend, dont make me post my dream pic again!!! :lol: :lol:

[Christiana]

i wish we could have a thread like this for chris... but some people are so funny about GP. i don't dislike her... i would just prefer she didn't exist either :lol:

[Sienna]

steph, i could show you my pics but they arent allowed on the board! :wink3:
:lol: :lol:

Christiana, i sometimes wish that GP wouldnt exist either...but then again, her movies wouldnt be the same if she didnt existed! :embarrased:

[coldplay_steph]

Hahahahahaha!!!! :lol: :wink3:

[Sienna]

:lol: i know, im crazy! :lol:

[Christiana]

ok sienna, true about the movie thing... "emma" is one of my favorites... how about she can exist, just not have ever met chris in her entire life?? :rolleyes: work with me here... :lol:

[coldplay_steph]

:lol: i know, im crazy! :lol:
Me too!!!............




***NEWSFLASH***Guy/Steph update:***NEWSFLASH***

Guy and Steph declare their undying love for each other.......

[Sienna]

ok...in this thread neither GP or GBL exist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
im so happy!!!! lets celebrate! :D

[coldplay_steph]

Woooohoooooooo paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarty!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

[Sienna]

:lol:

[Christiana]

wooooo hoooooo :juggle: :jester: - thank you sienna, i feel better now!!! :lol:

[Sienna]

whot!!! :D

[girlygirl]

you guys are so crazy in here!!! I love it! ;)

[Sienna]

love the madness!!!
only at coldplaying.com! true sponsor of CFU! :wink3:

[girlygirl]

haha true true! SO this is a no GBL and GP zone! coolness!

[Sienna]

righteous! :lol:

[Carol_Berryman]

I've read that she travels with him!!
I think she doesn't have nothing to do, huh :wink3:
GET A LIFE GOLD BAG LADY!


where did you read that? :huh:



I read on USA Weekend, i think!

[Zu]

really? huh.. scary! :confused: :angry:


My wondering days are over: Zu

[Carol_Berryman]

Hey, your signature is so funny XD!

[*andrea*]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!! its everywhere!!!!! and is going to eat us!!!

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/1917/copiadejklhjlhjlkhjlkhghklg2ov.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
































sorry i just saw it

[Sienna]

:lol:

[*andrea*]

^dont laugh! im really worried about it! i mean one day im going to wake up because a gold bag is trying to kill me at 4: am!!!











































:lol:

[Sienna]

The diaries of The Killer Gold Bag!!! coming to a theater near you! :lol:
























although it would be scary seeing a gold bag trying to kill me..... :stunned: :stunned:

[*andrea*]

^ :lol:

[Sienna]

dont laugh, now im scared! :stunned:

[*andrea*]

im scared!!!!!!!!!!! :bigcry:


lets be scared together!!!

who wants to be scared with us!!!??!!



























:lol:











































PS : guy, you know we are joking :smug: !













































^just in case :anxious:

[Sienna]

yeah, i bet if guy is on this board, he might be seding our profiles to the police! :stunned:

[Carol_Berryman]

"And the spies came out of the water
But you're feeling so bad 'cos you know
And the spies hide out in every corner
But you can't touch them no
'Cos they're all spies"


o___O
GBL is a spy...
and she's coming out of the water?
Omfg, i won't go to the beach/swimming pool this week o__O

[*andrea*]

^water??? oh my...no, no, no is she going to kill me while im swimming??

[Carol_Berryman]

yeah, I'm afraid she is o.O
If you see a gold bag floating, RUN, i mean, swim as fast as you can :P

[*andrea*]

^i will!! i wll swin as a devil!!!! :bigcry:











































:lol:

[Carol_Berryman]

:lol: :lol:

[RICK8]

Damm that's funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

[kekita]

^ great to see a guy on this thread ;)

andrea ha ha very funny what in the next Episode of "Help the Goldbag Lady wants to kill me"?.........

:lol:

[bonita]

i have a gold bag :mellow: can i be the gold bag lady :mellow: ?

:cool:

hey don't give me those looks, my gold bag looks nice! :kiss:

[kekita]

^ :thinking:






:stunned: so! it was you all along :angry: c'mon share and share alike...

bonnie ol' buddy ol' pal (said in the sweetest, suck up voice) when do i get my turn with Guy...c'mon pass the bag!

[coldplay_steph]

pass the bag this way please! :D

[kekita]

^ that's it share it around

i think we may be on to a fashion trend ladies :D ( especially if the shiny material is what catches Guy's attention)

[coldplay_steph]

Haha! I'd go dressed head-to-foot in Gold if it got Guy to notice me! :D :D (...but i would look like a christmas tree :/ )

[kekita]

:lol:
:lol:
:lol:


LMAO he he they r sure to notice anyone dressed like that hehe

would you really dare....

[kekita]

the must have item for Coldplay concerts... hmm wonder if this will become CP merchandise soon...
http://deaddisco.vinylinvasion.com/gold_hobo_bag.jpg
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006B5PPI.16._AA260_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
http://www.handbagsandgladrags.co.uk/acatalog/orfrou-gold-200.jpghttp://www.sammijs.com/bags/adasa/Juicy-Coutre-Gold.jpg

...think i have to much time on my hands :uhoh:

[mandymcnabb]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[kekita]

should i put more :idea2:

[mandymcnabb]

:lol:

[kekita]

what about :smartass2:
http://www.pradaworld.com/prada-shoes-woman/pradasho-1x3707orop.jpg
http://www.raffaello-network.com/item_images/gucsho-129354oroviolat.jpg
http://acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0028-0502-0512-2425_SM.jpghttp://www.styledrops.com/foto/guc011s-144016/guc011s-144016_t.jpg
http://www.theshoeguy.com/Shoes/looker-gold.jpghttp://www.alexis4u.com/images/Shoe/Platform_shoes/tess_Gold_High_Heel_Platform_Shoes.jpg

:rolleyes3: ahhhhh my eyes!!!

[kekita]

"WTF! my eyes"
http://ichikon.net/nicoldba.jpg

"but man i dig those shoes and bag wow"
* guy then succumbs to hypnosis via the ultra bright shimmering gold*http://www.easytoplease.net/images/195.jpg


discliamer: idea came from MAFE's power ranges thread

[mandymcnabb]

He looks like a goat face in that picture.

:P :lol:

[kekita]

:lol: i like to describe it as the "have you seen this Wizard" Sirius Black Look :rolleyes:

http://www.northrup.org/Photos/goat/low/black-goat-in-bucket.jpg

Guy......is that you....

[mandymcnabb]

IM PEEING MY PANTS, I CANT STOP LAUGHING OMGOMGOGMGMG INSANE, THATS SOOOO FUNNY. THATS TITS AS FUCK OMG. SOOOOOO FUNNY. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[coldplay_steph]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA *FALLS OFF CHAIR* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[mandymcnabb]

lOOK AT THE GOATS FACE, ITS LITTLE TEETH..HAHAHA :lol:

[Zu]

Hey, your signature is so funny XD!

:D just some favorite and good phrases! :)



I´m laughing a lot with the whole story of the killer gold bag! haha.. :P



....Zuuuuu

[coldplay_steph]

Returns to thread and reads the last page again.........








:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:







*bump*













*FELL OFF CHAIR AGAIN*

[Sienna]

gold bags! :lol: a must-item for winning guy's heart!!(odd, right?) :stunned: LOL

[an_cat]

Alright. I have picked out my ENTIRE outfit for the next Coldplay show I attend.

Oh yes, Guy WILL be mine. :sneaky:

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3418/gbl28st.jpg http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3143/gbl19uq.jpg http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1366/gbl76xh.jpg
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6695/gbl56ms.jpg http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/3826/gbl36ci.jpg http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/363/gbl40lg.jpg

And, a little gift for Guy.

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/4444/gbl61hs.jpg


Ok. Maybe I've taken the metallic gold fetish a LITTLE too far. :uhoh:

[coldplay_steph]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



















I laugh.........but i'd probably do it if it worked!!!!! :lol:

He will be mine, Oh yes, he will be mine.......... (Wayne's World stylee) :lol:

[Sienna]

:lol:
im laughing so hard im crying.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[an_cat]

:smug: *bows* I try, I try.


:P :lol: :lol: :lol:

When I saw the metallic man thong... Oh god. I almost needed to use my brother's inhaler I was laughing so hard.

[coldplay_steph]

Hahahahaha........can you imagine Guy's face if during a concert someone threw that thong and it landed on his head!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Sienna]

:lol:
im still laughing!!!! can you imagine him wearing those??? :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:
ewww, mental picture!!! :stunned:

[an_cat]

I'd do something like that Steph.

Hmmm. Maybe I will! LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Just for a joke, of course.

:uhoh: :wacko: