For Guy Fans!!The NO Gold Bag Lady Zone!!!

[__therese]

PARTY! i want the bubbly :lol:



now, what is the next step and how many posts am i missing ;)

[Carol_Berryman]

hey, this is the No GBL zone!



Guy isn't married here ;D

[__therese]

sorry.im totally lost you really hate his "cousin"?

you can't hate someone you don't know hun ;)

[Carol_Berryman]

well....actually :wink3:

[Leire]

understand :lol:

[__therese]

awww... i'm just saying one thing: ian, get the married-thing done soon!

[Carol_Berryman]

what married-thing? :/

[__therese]

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=26208
read it and laugh your ass off.. i know i did and still do ;)

[Carol_Berryman]

thanks :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

[anitafranc]

wow this cousin = wife thing is really otu of control :lol: :lol:

[KM]

Just a bit. :lol:

[anitafranc]

:lol: yep this forum is a parallel universe were coldplay wives don't exist

[KM]

Guy has a COUSIN.
Chris has a SISTER.
Jonny has a FAMILY FRIEND.
And Will has a SOMETHING OR OTHER TWICE REMOVED.

[anitafranc]

Will has a SOMETHING OR OTHER TWICE REMOVED.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Carol_Berryman]

guy's cousin got fat hips. :wideeyed:

[KM]

Guy is so effortlessly seductive it's ridiculous.

[Carol_Berryman]

yeah, and his cousin-that-he-isn't-going-to-marry-with got fat hips :wideeyed:.

[KM]

If he just glanced at me I'd be like "Mmkay, which one is your bed?!"

[Carol_Berryman]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
gosh.
I'll be so happy if someone tells me that guy flirts with fans.













that's so mean, I know. :dozey:

[KM]

I'd die.

[Aliasfan13]

I'd feel sorry for Guy. :lol:

[Carol_Berryman]

WHYYY?

[KM]

Well, I was just going to offer to MAKE his bed. I dunno what YOU were thinking. :lol:

Speaking of beds... I have to go. Good night. :cry: :kiss:

[Aliasfan13]

I have to go too... to watch Grey's Anatomy lol

G'night Kara dear :kiss:

[Carol_Berryman]

good night! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:


I was thinking of playing cards on his bed :wideeyed:

[KM]

Sigh. :cry:

[Carol_Berryman]

I'm all alone. :cry:

[stargazer]

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=26208
read it and laugh your ass off.. i know i did and still do ;)

just read the topic :lol: :lol: :lol: GREAT!!

hats off :)

Ale

[*Jess*]

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO!! :D

god i havent been here in sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o long! :cry: :cry: !How are all my fellow Guy lovers??? :D Missed you all heaps,hope you are alll well anyways!! :cool:

Love Jess xxxx :kiss:

[coldplay_steph]

:o OMFG!!!!!!!!!! JESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :stunned:

Hey babes!!!! *hugs* :kiss: How you been hun? :)

[Leire]

not again this threaddd :bigcry:

[Carol_Berryman]

HEEEEYY JESS!

WELCOME BACK! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Thank god this thread is back.
I love it. :sneaky:

[__therese]

no comment - now i'm done.

[Nettie]

Weird man. I was just thinking about you Jess and there you are... :o :lol:

[coldplay_steph]

:stunned: Spooky!

[fudge]

hey! where you been?! :D

[playflocold]

http://treehouse.ofb.net/i/n_shocked.gif

[*andrea*]

:lol:

[anitafranc]

I thought this thread was loong gone

[KM]

Update us on Guy's school picture please!

[Carol_Berryman]

^Yep. That would be niiiiice. :smug:

[coldplay_steph]

Update us on Guy's school picture please!

Holy shiz, I totally forgot all about that!!!! :stunned:

That would be amazing if you could Jess! :)

[Carol_Berryman]

*agrees*

[__therese]

i could live with that :)

[coldplay_steph]

I think she's gone again for a while :/ :( :cry:

[missberryman]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the thread is here again :lol: :lol: :lol: OMG..who found it?..i guess it was on page 40 :lol: :lol:

[Carol_Berryman]

^shame on us. :rolleyes:

[missberryman]

:lol: :lol: :lol: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyessssssssss


no I dont mind :cool: :D

[Leire]

Update us on Guy's school picture please!

Holy shiz, I totally forgot all about that!!!! :stunned:

That would be amazing if you could Jess! :)

he knew him or something?? :confused:

[KM]

Her cousin supposedly went to school with Guy and still has the yearbook with his school pic in it. Her cousin said Guy was always sick or out of school or something, too. Goodness. :lol:

[Leire]

oh poor guy :cry:

[*Jess*]

Hey again,god i always get here at the wrong time,guy picture on its way,have to go study now though,missed you all loads though :cry:
glad to be back,talk son i promise xxxxxxx :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

[coldplay_steph]

Hey Jess! :)

:stunned: On its way???!!!! Really this time???

[*Jess*]

*fingers crossed*i've never had so much trouble with a scaneer in all my life!!Its like its trying to tell me to not put the ic up or something :huh:
how are you??? :kiss:

[coldplay_steph]

Aww whats up with it? :(

And i'm great thanks! How about yourself? :)

[*Jess*]

It just won't scan the pic and when it does it doesnt come out?!? :huh:
I'll sort it out though!!
aww thats good,i'm fine!!doing exams at the moment which are so HARD :cry: :cry: :cry:
other then thayt its all good :D

[coldplay_steph]

Awww, i hated exams!!! Get you all stressed out :(
Hope they go ok :kiss:

[*Jess*]

i know they suck.....

thanks you :kiss: ,i'm finished on friday though,woot!! :D

[coldplay_steph]

Yay! :juggle: :)

[*Jess*]

yippeeee :D ,i'll be able to come back here now!!!Woot,i've missed so much :cry: ,you'll jhave to make out a summary of the last 3 months!!! :lol: :D

[coldplay_steph]

Woah :stunned: .....that may take a while!!! :lol: :lol:

[*Jess*]

:lol: :lol: awww,oh well!!!Can you find me the song about guy to the tune of What If!!!!That cracked me up soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[coldplay_steph]

Oh gawsh....I have no idea where it is!!! :lol:

But I made another one a few weeks back! :idea2:
:lol: It's called 'Lust for Guy' and its to the tune of Iggy Pop's 'Lust For Life' :lol:


Here comes sexy Guy again,
With that gorgeous voice,
He's a sex machine,
He's gonna do another hip tease,

Hey man, where'd you get that brown shirt?
I've been horny since I bought the DVD,
Oh i've fallen in lurv,
Yeah, i've fallen in luuurv,
Well, he's just hypnotising the chicks,

Well, he's just a modern guy,
I've never seen such sexy jeans before,
I've got a lust for thighs,
I've got a lust for thighs,

He's worth a million in prizes,
With that sexy bass,
And the gorgeous face,
Love the wizard hair,
Off his clothes we'll tear,

He's worth a million in prizes,
Yeah we're through with seeing that gold ring,
We want him for our own,
We want him for our own,
With those sexy beads,
And the tight black jeans,

Well, he's just a modern guy,
I've never seen such cute buns before,
We've got a lust for thighs (lust for thighs)
We've got a lust for thighs (lust for thighs, oooo)
We've got a lust for thighs (oooh)
Oh, a lust for thighs (oooh)
Oh, a lust for thighs (oooh)
A lust for thighs (oooh)
I got a lust for thighs (oooh)
Got a lust for thighs

Oh, he's such a stylish guy,
I've never seen such sexy thighs before,
We've got a lust for thighs,
We've got a lust for thighs,

Well, here comes sexy Guy again,
With the pick in his mouth,
He's a sex machine,
He's wearing the Kingston Pretty for therese,

Hey man, where'd ya get that jukebox?
I'll sit and watch while you stand and rock,
With your eyes closed,
So hot, hot, hotttt,
Well he's just hypnotising the chicks,

Well, he's just a modern guy,
We've never seen such a perfect man before,
We've got a lust for Guy (lust for Guy)
We've got a lust for Guy (lust for Guy)
Oh he's so damn fly,
But he's still so shy,
I got a lust for Guy,
Oh, a lust for Guy,
Got a lust for Guy,
Yeah a lust for Guy,
I got a lust for Guy,
Lust for Guy [repeat and fade]

[Carol_Berryman]

It just won't scan the pic and when it does it doesnt come out?!?
I'll sort it out though!!


waiting anxiously for the picture :wideeyed:

[Nettie]

Did you ever do that new song you were gonna do Steph???

[Zu]

Her cousin supposedly went to school with Guy and still has the yearbook with his school pic in it. Her cousin said Guy was always sick or out of school or something, too. Goodness. :lol:

i´VE been out for a while, so I have to ask: where did you find this!! :o



and... well, VIVE GUY WITHOUT HER COUSIN!! :P



imitaiton of life:Zu

[coldplay_steph]

Nettie....ooh yeah I started but never finished!!! :rolleyes: :lol:
I'll try and finish it tomorrow night! ;)

[Nettie]

Need any assistance....?? :wink3:

[__therese]

I love 'Lust for Guy'! You should send it to someone :lol:

[*Jess*]

Its so brilliant Steph!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mon the Steph *high5* :lol:

[Texasluvsjonny]

Her cousin supposedly went to school with Guy and still has the yearbook with his school pic in it. Her cousin said Guy was always sick or out of school or something, too. Goodness. :lol:
sick huh...I believe the correct name for that is a "hangover"

[*Jess*]

^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mojo Pin]

I want gold bag lady pictures :cry:

[Nettie]

Her cousin supposedly went to school with Guy and still has the yearbook with his school pic in it. Her cousin said Guy was always sick or out of school or something, too. Goodness. :lol:
sick huh...I believe the correct name for that is a "hangover"

:lol: :cool:

[missberryman]

I want gold bag lady pictures :cry:


u do????? :stunned: :stunned: I wish I could post....but the others would kill me :lol: :lol:

[*Jess*]

Please don't post picures of his cousin...pretty please!!! :cry:

[Mojo Pin]

I want gold bag lady pictures :cry:


u do????? :stunned: :stunned: I wish I could post....but the others would kill me :lol: :lol:
Just one pretty please :kiss:

[kekita]

check out the coldplay girlfriends thread ;)

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=28289&start=0

[KM]

^Your sig is hilarious. :lol:

[anitafranc]

WARN A BROTHER :lol: :lol: :lol:

[kekita]

^ let all dem Bros out der know ;) :lol:

[anitafranc]

omg :lol: :lol:

[missberryman]

I want gold bag lady pictures :cry:


u do????? :stunned: :stunned: I wish I could post....but the others would kill me :lol: :lol:
Just one pretty please :kiss:

I am sorry I cant :cry: :cry: :lol: ...check the link :) :) or otherwise I pn you ;)

[Texasluvsjonny]

Bump, now where's the goat?

[julimp92]

YAY !!!!! http://i2.tinypic.com/t6djww.gif

[Carol_Berryman]

gotta search it...

[Carol_Berryman]

:lol: i like to describe it as the "have you seen this Wizard" Sirius Black Look :rolleyes:

http://www.northrup.org/Photos/goat/low/black-goat-in-bucket.jpg

Guy......is that you....

the goat...
now where's the damn picture ;-;?

[julimp92]

http://i2.tinypic.com/t6djww.gifhttp://i2.tinypic.com/t6djww.gif

[Texasluvsjonny]

where the fook is KM, I know she knows where it's at.

[Carol_Berryman]

found nothing.

[julimp92]

i think i found it but i cant see it so here the link :P
http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21192&page=39

[Carol_Berryman]

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=11408&d=1129642155

[Texasluvsjonny]

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/4882/goat31209zy.jpg

The goldbag and the cheese

[anitafranc]

^^haha finally I've been looking for that goat for like 10 minutes

[Carol_Berryman]

Amem!

[julimp92]

2ond that !!

[julimp92]

http://i2.tinypic.com/t6e6p0.jpg

[Texasluvsjonny]

One day we all get lives, but until then, that shit is funny as hell. :laugh4:

[anitafranc]

LMAO! true..

[Carol_Berryman]

One day we all get lives, but until then, that shit is funny as hell. :laugh4:
:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

not sure though! :laugh4: :laugh4:

[julimp92]

One day we all get lives, but until then, that shit is funny as hell. :laugh4:
LMAO !!!! http://i2.tinypic.com/t6e7sy.gif

[anitafranc]

whilst searching for the infamous goat pic I found Steph's song :laugh4:
this STILL cracks me up :laugh4: :laugh4:
I got bored so changed the words to 'What If' :lol:


"What if there was no Guy?
Nothing sexy, nothing fly?
And what if there was no time?
To admire that perfect smile?

What if he should decide,
That he wont pick up a bass, in his life?
That he wont buy a goat, for his wife? (rhyming is hard, ok? :lol: )

What if we got it wrong?
And no gold pants, or thong,
Could put right, what we got wrong,
Or win his love with this song....

What if he should decide,
That he wont, want us there, by his side?
That we wont, was us there, in his life? :(

Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,
We all adore him and you know that its right, :D
Ooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,
He turns us on, with those pants oh so tight..... :wink3:
Ooooooooooooh......thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy.....

With every step that we take,
And every cheesecake we bake,
That sexy bod and perfect face,
Dont even start me on that bass....

But what if he should decide,
That he wont, want us there, by his side?
That we wont, was us there, in his life?

Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,
We take a breath when we see that smile, :o
Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,
That Scottish accent and his hair is divine...
Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy......


Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,
We all adore him but he has a wife, :bigcry:
Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,
We'll keep on dreaming for the rest of our lives.....:bigcry:
Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy......!"

[julimp92]

http://i2.tinypic.com/t6f2tv.gif class :D

[Texasluvsjonny]

I wonder if he ever bought that goat for his wife? :lol:

[julimp92]

oh !! do u have the golden pants pick ? coz i lost it !!!

[julimp92]

I wonder if he ever bought that goat for his wife? :lol:

i hope so that way the goat could have eaten her shoes hahaha

[julimp92]

*golden ones haha

[anitafranc]

I foung it http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=10933&d=1128795468

:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
gosh this thread is hysterical

[Denise]

What if (Guy version)...:heart: I love how Steph changed the lyrics :laugh3: :laugh3: genius

[coldplay_steph]

Hahahahaa :laugh4: I forgot about that!

And Nettie threw it onto the stage after the last concert at Earls Court :o haha!

[crazyduckette]

My mum had X&Y on today while she was cooking...when What If came on, I was thinking of "with every cheesecake we bake" etc etc lmao! :laugh4:

[mainweather]

My mum had X&Y on today while she was cooking...when What If came on, I was thinking of "with every cheesecake we bake" etc etc lmao!

Ha! Even funnier if you were actually making cheesecake! :lol:

I don't think I'll every be able to listen to What If again and not think about goats!

[Leire]

:sick:

[julimp92]

I foung it http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=10933&d=1128795468

:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
gosh this thread is hysterical


Thanks ;)

[Texasluvsjonny]

bumping the GBL :laugh3:

[mandymcnabb]

STEPH IM AM LAUGHING SO HARD IM CRYING!!!!!!!!!
THAT SONG!!!!!!!!


With every step that we take,
*And every cheesecake we bake, *
That sexy bod and perfect face,
Dont even start me on that bass....


lmaolmaolmaolmaomoa

[coldplay_steph]

"WTF! my eyes"
http://ichikon.net/nicoldba.jpg

"but man i dig those shoes and bag wow"
* guy then succumbs to hypnosis via the ultra bright shimmering gold*http://www.easytoplease.net/images/195.jpg


There it is!!! That's the goat pic!!! :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:


OMG this thread :laugh3:

[Texasluvsjonny]

For anyone that comes on this board and says they are bored, I recommend this thread....90+ pages of pure insanity. :laugh3:

[mandymcnabb]

Would anyone like to explain..
and why does Steph get the toes?
*raises eyebrows..

[kekita]

edit:lol first come first serve basis? ^

goat guy lol must have gone pages back!
have you got the pic of the goat in the tub minus the photoshopped guy face and gold bag and cheese you put on?

STEPH IM AM LAUGHING SO HARD IM CRYING!!!!!!!!!
THAT SONG!!!!!!!!


With every step that we take,
*And every cheesecake we bake, *
That sexy bod and perfect face,
Dont even start me on that bass....


lmaolmaolmaolmaomoa

Omg! lol that song! Classic! steph any new ones underwraps?

[Texasluvsjonny]

have you got the pic of the goat in the tub minus the photoshopped guy face and gold bag and cheese you put on?



http://www.northrup.org/Photos/goat/low/black-goat-in-bucket.jpg

[fudge]

haha! Aw glad to see this thread back! :0D

[anniep_93]

Hahahahahahha this is my first time in this thread and by golly gosh its freaking hilarious!!! Work of genius with the goat/cheesecake/song!!!For some reason I really want Guy to see this thread.

[kekita]

Ha Ha yea couldn't mistake that goat smile lol

[Leire]

omg this thread back again NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Texasluvsjonny]

bump.....why?...why the fuck not!

[LiquidSky]

ahh well lets keep on pretending :p

[Leire]

i dont know what to think now............

[Sienna]

Angie, love the BUMP of the thread! LMFAO. This was fun. :laugh3:

[Texasluvsjonny]

bumped for the noobs and for the returning insane oldies :D

[RedGirl76]

I'm sat at my computer with a glass of wine - it's my first of the evening but after looking through this thread, I feel like I've had three bottles.

You lot are scary... but funny as hell:):):)

[Leire]

but the gold bag is not here anymore...poor girl

[Zu]

indeed :( although that means Guy is single and ready to f-***k with all of us.....:wink3:

God I cant believe I just said that!!! hahha.. :P I wonder if Guy has a new gold bad lady nowadays...:rolleyes:

[melanieau]

:o

[Leire]

indeed :( although that means Guy is single and ready to f-***k with all of us.....:wink3:

God I cant believe I just said that!!! hahha.. :P I wonder if Guy has a new gold bad lady nowadays...:rolleyes:
he is waiting me XD

[Texasluvsjonny]

awww yeah!
http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=11408&d=1129642155
:laugh3:

[Lauriane]

OMG this thread :facepalm:

[Twisted mind]

awww yeah!
http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=11408&d=1129642155
:laugh3:

Wow I still remember that picture! :cheesy:




How come I don't remember important stuff like birthday dates... prolly because my mind is full with this shit LOL