'the BUMP game' I shamelessly stole from the official..

[berrywoman]

The object to the game is to keep bumping this thread by posting on it.

The points system
less than 1hr = 0 points
less than 2 hours = 1 point
less than 3 hours = 3 points
less than 4 hours = 6 points
less than 5 hours = 10 points
less than 6 hours = 15 points
above 6 hours = 20 points

A Bump will only count if it has the word "Bump" in it!

If you make a false bump, the time will still be taken from then.

You can bump yourself ( make repeated Bumps)

So do you bump the thread after an hour and get 1 point, or wait for 2 hours and get 3 points? Obviously the longer you wait, the more likely someone will bump the thread, before you get to it , so they will get the points.


who wants to play??? follow the rules.. and have fun.. this game will run from now until the 24th of July at 12:01am EST :cool:

[Shiraz]

wow. you must be really bored. :lol:

BUMP!!!!!

[Shiraz]

three minutes. gotta be a record.......

[berrywoman]

but you arent earning any points.. :dozey:

[Shiraz]

i know. but i wanted to doo it as soon as possible or else someone else wood've done it. then i'd have to wait longer. :P

[_Broken_Doll_]

hey can we waste our time posting random rubbish until the 2 hours are up? :D

[twin4life]

^that defeats the purpose! :P
and it's one hour isn't it?

[berrywoman]

it has to be typed.. the word BUMP exactly to the minute of the last post... the longer you wait... the more points you receive. :)

[Shiraz]

HEY!!!! now we gotta start all over again!

[berrywoman]

:angry:

[Shiraz]

what? did i say something stupid again?

[_Broken_Doll_]

hhhah the creator ruins the thread :lol:


I joke i Joke :P :P :lol:

[KEEK1]

bump this!

[About A Girl]

haha it is confusing cams...

[Shiraz]

this thread's never gonna work unless people give us something to talk about and forget about saying the b-word

[KEEK1]

i got goose BUMPS hahahaha

[_Broken_Doll_]

the creatures under my bed go..................

Thump in the night!

[berrywoman]

this thread's never gonna work unless people give us something to talk about and forget about saying the b-word


thats the point.. its not a thread to chat in... its about bumping.. :rolleyes: after long hours have passed.... so you can earn POINTS!!!!!!! perhaps a prize!!!!??? :idea2:

[twin4life]

this thread won't work :lol:

[berrywoman]

:embarrased: I'm a failure.....























or you guys are a bunch of poopers who don't want to cooperate... :angry:

[About A Girl]

haha i LOVE you

[Shiraz]

Everyone go to sleep and the first person to wake up tomorrow morning and posts their message will get a few points...... :sneaky:

[MAFE]

bah!!! it's tooearly here!! i'm not sleepy!!
:snore:

[berrywoman]

you guys suck.. :disappointed:

[Shiraz]

then have a nap. :lol:

[MAFE]

bah cammu!!! you have the period! :disappointed:

[berrywoman]

you guys!!!!!! :angry: dont you want to win a prize!!!??? :disappointed:

[Shiraz]

This thread hasn't even lasted an hour and the b-word has been said like ten times.

[About A Girl]

haha the bword! aww youre so cute


uhh what prize camille?

[Shiraz]

why don't we just wait for somebody to rack up a few points before she figures that out. besides, we'll most likely just get bling.

EDIT: Rielly, I think she just flirted with me. :stunned:

[berrywoman]

This thread hasn't even lasted an hour and the b-word has been said like ten times.

you still dont get it right?


OK.. here's how it goes.. note the time of this here post.. (assuming it the last post) now.. your objective is to not post in for a least an hour, at said time, you are to post the word "BUMP" to earn 1 point. if you wait 2 hours... you get more points.. if you wait 6 hours or more... to the minute..... you can earn 20 points!!!!!



the prize is a good one... don't worry about that.. :P just play people!! :angry: :cry:

[Shiraz]

I KNOW THAT! I WAS EXPRESSNG MY FRUSTRATION AT PEOPLE WHO CONSTANTLY SAY THE WORD! WHY DO YOU THINK I NEVER SAY IT MYSELF?!

[MAFE]

:(

[Shiraz]

:o wow, i think i just pulled a Harry Potter on you. sorry

[berrywoman]

:o wow, i think i just pulled a Harry Potter on you. sorry


:lol: :lol: :lol: :embarrased:

[Shiraz]

holy shit, i just remembered that the book comes out in a few hours!

[berrywoman]

um... more like 2 days.. :P

[Shiraz]

oh wait, today's not thursday.

[Shiraz]

it suks cuz i'm in new york, so i can't read the book till i get back to my house in ontario.

[MAFE]

baah! i need the fucking 6th book!

[Shiraz]

i'm not as excited anymore. cho is basically out of the series for good, and i doubt harry's going to get anoher crush so soon.





here's hoping ron and hermione stop hiding the obvious. :D

[MAFE]

baaah!!! i want a kiss of that pair of dumbasses!

harry is an idiot with gals....

[Shiraz]

trust me, i'm worse

[MAFE]

all guys are a dumbasses! wahahaha :smug:

[Shiraz]

all girls are overly sensitive hopeless cases.

[MAFE]

all guys are a horny bastards..... translation...they think with their dicks :laugh2:

[Shiraz]

hey! i'm fourteen. let me live a bit before i become like THEM

[MAFE]

you are all hormones my dear.... :whip:

[Shiraz]

ok you know what? BUMP, it's been an hour. now give me my point and GOOD NIGHT. this maria person is freaking me out.

[MAFE]

hahahahahahhaha....poor boy....he freaks out with smartness!!! :D

[_Broken_Doll_]

dammit I was gonna say the b-word :angry: :angry: :angry:

[MAFE]

say it say it!!! SAY IT little cute Gwen!! hehehe :D

[_Broken_Doll_]

oh well gosh :embarrased: :D hahahah you convinced me

BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MAFE]

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP :smug:

[berrywoman]

ok you know what? BUMP, it's been an hour. now give me my point and GOOD NIGHT. this maria person is freaking me out.



you don't get the point because you are to not post anything in the time in between... TIS WHY ITS CALLED A BUMP!!!!! :angry:

[*Justine*]

Maria Chaplin, how long had it been since the last time that word was said?

[bonabon]

argh this is soo strange and confusing... :confused:

[MAFE]

HEHEHHEH...he's 14...as he asked...let him be a baby!!! :wink3:

[berrywoman]

look here... I had explained it a bit more broken down a few posts ago... Its almost like playing jinx.. (hopefully someone understood that reference) :embarrased:


see below:

This thread hasn't even lasted an hour and the b-word has been said like ten times.

you still dont get it right?


OK.. here's how it goes.. note the time of this here post.. (assuming it the last post) now.. your objective is to not post in for a least an hour, at said time, you are to post the word "BUMP" to earn 1 point. if you wait 2 hours... you get more points.. if you wait 6 hours or more... to the minute..... you can earn 20 points!!!!!



the prize is a good one... don't worry about that.. :P just play people!! :angry: :cry:

[MAFE]

i don't know really Justine

[berrywoman]

the next person to post at 12:52am EST gets 1 point..NO ONE is to post in between that time in order to get that point. If you wait 6hours from 11:52pm... then they get 20pts.... and you HAVE write "bump" and thats it.


:confused:

[bonabon]

it says on my thing that the time is 4:52 am...

[*Justine*]

Riiiight, the time zone differences are going to cause problems. Camille is referring to Eastern time.

[twin4life]

just look at the last post time, and if there's an hour, you can post :P

[berrywoman]

sorry folks... :embarrased: you'll just have to look for your time zone and check the difference in time.. :embarrased: yea.. most of the UK is 5 hours ahead of EST so, I hope that helps..

[*Justine*]

just look at the last post time, and if there's an hour, you can post :P

the last post that mentioned the b word, that is, right? It's okay to post other stuff right? It doesn't count?

[berrywoman]

no Justine, they didnt get the point.. it has to be one hour since the last post.. and say BUMP.. get it now?? ;)

[twin4life]

no, no one can post anything! :lol:
the last post of anything....right camille?

[berrywoman]

right Mandy.. ;) took me a bit to get it too... but I studied the other boards game.. to shamelessly steal it! :sneaky:

[*Justine*]

So no posting anything until at least an hour has gone by. OK... once we get this figured out it will be easier for people to follow along. ;)

[berrywoman]

remember.. its an hour from the last post posted.... ;)

[*Justine*]

right, so 1:03.. and so on..

[bonabon]

i dont actually have the right time on this forum... i dont know my time zone... wats the GMT atm???

[_Broken_Doll_]

BUMP!

ITS 12:53....unless you meant after bonabon's last post then sorry :embarrased:

[twin4life]

^haha no you messed it up! it needed to be another 20 minutes :P

[_Broken_Doll_]

hahahh silly me! alrighty then looks like i wont be awake to make another bump!! :cry:

[jinxie]

bump?

[berrywoman]

jinxie gets 20 pts.. :D



see how that works, now?? no one had posted for almost 6 1/2 hours... so sh gets the points ;)

[jinxie]

lets make that 21, shall we? bump

[Shiraz]

BUMP!!!!

Does two minutes make a difference?

[berrywoman]

BUMP!!!!

Does two minutes make a difference?

it was less than hour.. therefore.. no points for you.. jinxie however does get the point.. ;)

[jinxie]

teehee :P
it's all practice... :cool:

[*Justine*]

bump

[Shiraz]

bump!

[Shiraz]

holy shit i was one hour, right on the dot!

[berrywoman]

mwwaahhaa!!! you kids have got the hang of it now.... ;)

so far..

jinxie leads with 21
shiraz 1
justine 1




:sneaky:

[Ambergris]

:angry: I was about to bump it

[berrywoman]

oh and remember.. the longer you wait... the more points you'll receive! :P

[Shiraz]

i told you to wait. you're so mean. i wood've beaten Steppenwolf to it easily! :angry:

[berrywoman]

hehehe and now you have to wait even longer!!! :sneaky: :P

[Shiraz]

seriously. you came online at the worst time.

[berrywoman]

:sneaky: :P keep it up... wait longer to post.. :P

[Reilly]

BUMP :wacky: 0.000000002 points for me :wacko:

[berrywoman]

:lol: that was reall evil reilly... lol

[MAFE]

mwahahahahahah!!!

[*Justine*]

^ Thanks for screwing it up.

[Shiraz]

i'm not even gonna say anything :o

[berrywoman]

that was fucked up.. :lol: I wanted to bump it.. :angry: :embarrased: :cry:

[Shiraz]

We all did.

[MAFE]

that's the irish attitude! :D

[Shiraz]

The only thing I like about you Irishes is that you celebrate the deaths of people, while everyone else mourns for them.

[berrywoman]

who's Irish?

[Shiraz]

Maria.

[berrywoman]

:stunned: Colombia has Irish???

[Shiraz]

don't ask me, i'm just assuming.

[-JaK-]

mini-bump

[*Justine*]

You can't mini bump!!!

[-JaK-]

Why not? :(

[Shiraz]

*insert mod's name here*, why don't you just lock the thread for six hours, then unlock it and let all hell break loose?

[berrywoman]

whats the point in that... :dozey: thats not fun.. :sneaky: :P

[Shiraz]

There's no fun in people ruining it either......

[berrywoman]

actually.. it is. :sneaky:

[Shiraz]

not for me, it ain't

[MrsBerry]

bump :D

[berrywoman]

all the more reason to ruin it then.. :P heehee no no I keed... ok.. so try and hold out as long as you can.. and dont post so you can get more points.... Remember.. Jinxie is in the lead with 21 pts!!! Thats gonna be hard to beat.. at this rate!! lol

[busybeeburns]

*insert mod's name here*, why don't you just lock the thread for six hours, then unlock it and let all hell break loose?

what a beautiful idea :sneaky:

[MrsBerry]

I am lost here... :uhuh:

[berrywoman]

*insert mod's name here*, why don't you just lock the thread for six hours, then unlock it and let all hell break loose?

what a beautiful idea :sneaky:


:rolleyes: I dont think thats very fair.. its like cheating!!! :P

[-JaK-]

[scroll:89fa19ceb2]:square: bump :square:[/scroll:89fa19ceb2]

[MrsBerry]

bump ? :idea2:

[berrywoman]

you guys are never going to get points this way.. lol

[-JaK-]

bump

[berrywoman]

for all those still confused... please click here (http://forum.coldplaying.com/viewtopic.php?t=19463&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=75) to see the game in action..

note how jinxie received points as well as Justine... note the times of their posts and refer to the first post in the thread for pts values..

:cool:

[*Justine*]

Jak and ExBerry, you are ruining this game for other people!!! Please don't bump the thread unless you UNDERSTAND what you are doing. Look at the first page, read the rules, and if you don't understand it... just don't post PLEASE!!

[MrsBerry]

you guys are never going to get points this way.. lol

My brain didnt compute the game rules :lol:

[*Justine*]

Well then read them again.. or don't post, it's that simple.

[-JaK-]

I know all that
It's just so fun to bump :cry:

[berrywoman]

did you read my helpful link... :angry:

[-JaK-]

I did, I just wanted to do one more final big bump
*ends posting*

[MAFE]

bah!! ppl are getting annoying for something silly! :cry:

[berrywoman]

*bump* :cool:

[Professor Peedston]

BUMP

suckas.

[Professor Peedston]

FUCK! :lol:

[berrywoman]

:lol: :lol: :P whos the sucka now!!! *nani nani poo poo!!* :kiss:

[*Justine*]

bump

[busybeeburns]

a sneaky one pointer there J :inquisitive:

[twin4life]

bump :)

[*Justine*]

Ahhh... I was going to wait longer that time... congrats.

[twin4life]

^haha yeah but someone else could steal it :P ;)

[*Justine*]

I know... ok shhhh

(I hope someone is keeping track of the points now.)

[Ambergris]

BUMP?

[*Justine*]

Yup, you got it.

[berrywoman]

i am keeping track! ;)


bump! :)


edit: fuck I messed up.. :embarrased:

[*Justine*]

Er... it was bumped already.

[berrywoman]

totals are as follows...


jinxie 21
Justine 2
shiraz 1
berrywoman 1
twin4life 1
Steppenwolf 1

:cool: good work people! x

[twin4life]

bump!

[Reilly]

Oops! I forgot. Damn.

[twin4life]

:D nice :cool:

how did jinxie manage THAT? :o 21?

[Reilly]

By doing it after 6 hours (When everyone was cuddlin' their pilleh's)

[berrywoman]

:lol: :lol: good job Mandy!! ;)

[Professor Peedston]

BUMP

(take 2)

[Ambergris]

Shit

[Professor Peedston]

HAHAAAA

PEED'S ON THE BOARD.

[seventeen seconds]

bump

[Ambergris]

HAHAAAA

PEED'S ON THE BOARD.

You failed for one second so no points for you.[/quote]

[seventeen seconds]

Whoa I was so late :lol:

[berrywoman]

well done Tom!!!! ;)


point given! :cool:

[Ambergris]

But he was wrong for a second!

[bonita]

i want a point :(

[Ambergris]

(.)

;)

[berrywoman]

But he was wrong for a second!



my last post was at 914pm... he posted at 1014pm.. :cool: and before yours!!! :P

[Ambergris]

Yes but you posted at 21:14 with 17 seconds he posted at 22:14 with 16 seconds!

[berrywoman]

how do you see seconds???? :huh:

[Ambergris]

With a clock... :rolleyes:

[Ambergris]

Bah, you know I'm kidding.

[berrywoman]

:lol: :lol: good one!! of course I do... I DO have a sense a humor.. as many may already know... :wink3:

oh so you dont see seconds on the board is what I meant... :P

[seventeen seconds]

Bump

[twin4life]

you're a minute too early!

[Ambergris]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Ambergris]

And I thought I was the only one. LOL.

[twin4life]

:lol: we're all secretly watching :sneaky:

[seventeen seconds]

Does it still count? :uhoh:

[*Justine*]

No, probably not.

[Ambergris]

BUMP

[twin4life]

:dozey: :lol:

[Ambergris]

Nobody ever bumped it right?

[twin4life]

doesn't matter, people posted.

[*Justine*]

Wonderful... people STILL don't understand the game. The last post, even if the b word is used or not... is when the clocks starts.

[seventeen seconds]

Pfft, how cheap. I was 10 seconds off and I don't get it.

[lilchick629]

lets count from a nice easy time

[*Justine*]

bump!!!! :D

[lilchick629]

BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

[Ambergris]

BUMP

[lilchick629]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :P NO FAIR-----I SUBMITTED IT EXACTLY AT THE TIME

[*Justine*]

:/

[Ambergris]

You were wrong!

[*Justine*]

You didn't get it either Steppenwolf. You know that right?

[Ambergris]

And you screwed it- Agh.

[*Justine*]

^ You still can't understand the rules of the game though. :dozey:

[Ambergris]

Yes I can, I was the only in time and you totally screwed it.

[*Justine*]

Well, you still don't get the point. If anyone posts ANYTHING.. the time starts again. So it doesn't matter.

[lilchick629]

this is screwed up---------first of all----it shouldnt be every hour cause its too long of time-------second-------i submitted it in time---when the comp turned the min and it shows a min early?---------

I QUIT :angry:

[Ambergris]

I know that already... you just couldn't wait 1 second more to submit you did it too early and nobody gets the point now we all have to wait 1 hour more just for you.

What's so difficult eh?

[*Justine*]

this is screwed up---------first of all----it shouldnt be every hour cause its too long of time-------second-------i submitted it in time---when the comp turned the min and it shows a min early?---------

I QUIT angry.gif

Yah, I did the same thing. :angry:

[Ambergris]

^It's a bit illogical if you supposedly submited at 00 and it appears at 59.

[lilchick629]

I know that already... you just couldn't wait 1 second more to submit you did it too early and nobody gets the point now we all have to wait 1 hour more just for you.

What's so difficult eh?

WHAT U MEAN JUST FOR ME??????
IF THATS WHAT U WANT OK------U KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUN----WHEN THE TIME IS ABOUT TO COME FOR THE HOUR------MAYBE A MIN OR TWO EARLY---YOULL SEE MA REPLY

[*Justine*]

The clock on the board is off from the clock on our desktop obviously..whatever. Moving on..

[Ambergris]

That was for Justine, btw you were guilty too.

:whatever:

[Ambergris]

Oh well I won't wait other hour just because those worthless points...

[*Justine*]

OK...

[lilchick629]

POINTS??? GOOD---ONE LESS PERSON WAITING---AND A WHOLE HOUR TO GO :P

[*Justine*]

http://www.stillepost.ca/boards/Smileys/emoticons/nutkick.gif

[lilchick629]

HMMM-THEY LOOK LIKE M&M'S HMMM----CHOCOLATE :D

[bonita]

i love crispy m&m's!

[*Justine*]

bump me!

[lilchick629]

HEY JUSTINE----------YAAAAAAAAAAY----YOU GOT A POINT I GUESS

I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS THREAD
HE HE HE HE

I GUESS THE HOUR THING DOES WORK

[eline.]

*bump!* :cool:

[nellie]

bump :wink3:

[berrywoman]

*bump*


dont mind if I do..... :wink3:



good job everyone...

totals so far:

jinxie 21
berrywoman 4
Justine 3
Steppenwolf 2
twin4life 2
shiraz 1
Professor Peedston 1
eline. 1
nellie 1


:cool:

[Reilly]

BUMP

[Ambergris]

Oh idiot

[Ambergris]

If you couldn't wait 21 minuts more for more points is okay...

[-JaK-]

BUMP!!!!!

[-JaK-]

Damn you lot, You bumped when I was gonna :angry:

[Ambergris]

^Yeah, thank you Reilly.

Btw, berrywoman I just got 1 point not 2.

[Ambergris]

BUMP

[seventeen seconds]

Bump!

[Ambergris]

You're a bit late. ;)

[seventeen seconds]

Darn

[berrywoman]

^Yeah, thank you Reilly.

Btw, berrywoman I just got 1 point not 2.

your total is 2... you bumped point last night.. didnt you.. ?

[Ambergris]

No... I bumped one some minutes ago and that's why I got 2.

[berrywoman]

ahh ok so I was right.. you have 2.. :)

[Ambergris]

BUMP by 3rd time.

[Ambergris]

let's BUMP it again.

[seventeen seconds]

YOU again!? :angry: :P

[berrywoman]

:o damn.. lol are you going to bump every hour!!!!

[colduser]

bump

[Ambergris]

BUMPing again.

[colduser]

you can have it Charles :)

[Ambergris]

Yay!

[-JaK-]

Damnit

[Ambergris]

you can have it Charles :)

Naah, you were faster is yours. ;)

[colduser]

Alright Charles. Thanks man :)

[berrywoman]

you better change it back to bump.... or Charles gets the point.... :P

[colduser]

harsh Camille.... :lol:

[Ambergris]

Never mind, whatever he posted is already bumped, no?

[colduser]

It's taken care of :)

[berrywoman]

Never mind, whatever he posted is already bumped, no?

it has to say *bump* in order to get the proper point.. which he did initially... ;)

small snafoo.. but its all good now... no more freebees after that... every man for himself now.. :sneaky: go!

[Ambergris]

Congratz Aaron.

If we keep it point per point the score of the girl jinxie will be very hard to beat. :rolleyes:

[berrywoman]

so you should wait like jinxie did :P

[colduser]

Congratz Aaron.

If we keep it point per point the score of the girl jinxie will be very hard to beat. :rolleyes:

:) We'll wait and see. I already know I won't be winning this game :/

[*Justine*]

bump

[Ambergris]

Bumps.

[berrywoman]

point Justine!!! ;)

[colduser]

Poor Charles :(

[Ambergris]

I'm afraid my internet connection is slower than hers.

[Ambergris]

Poor Charles :(

Hey, don't feel pity for me!

[colduser]

I was just kidding Charles :)

[berrywoman]

Justine and Charles are tied at 4.

[*Justine*]

Ohhh.. now it gets interesting. How did Charles get up to 4? :stunned: