movies that suck ass!!!

[cold_kitty]

don't know if there's already a thread on this topic, but who cares! let's all name some movies that severly sucked ass! i've got a few! *lol*

Simply Irresitable - oh sarah michelle gellar! how did they trick you into making this horrible movie?! *gag*
Spice World - i should have know it would suck!!!
CROSSROADS - ooooh britney you are the only person who i know that is multi-talented at SUCKING! (singing, acting, and just about everything else)
On the Line - what a piece of crap!!!

hmmm that's all i got! what about yooooooooouu?

[::Hayley::]

this is a good idea... :D

i thought moulin rouge sucked quite a lot of ass :?
its the first and only film i have walked out of without watching it to the end....
PAINFUL EXPERIENCE...
:shock:

[Sweet One]

i thought that the first part of Titanic was a stinker!! Terrible acting, terrible writing.... a Terrible-fest!! The part where the action happens is good though... :)

[::Hayley::]

i thought titanic was quite good all the way through!
hehe :P

[TriflesAndEvils]

robot wars!! its hilariously terrible

[tifosi]

labyrinth... David Bowie, late 80's (ok so most of you were in nappies then!!) the only film I've ever walked out of!! :) :shock:

[::Hayley::]

LABYRINTH :shock:

scared me SOOO much
and added to my total fear of david bowie

that man frightens me :o :sad:

[Professor Peedston]

the 100 worst movies ever according to www.imdb.com users is here: http://us.imdb.com/bottom_100_films

here's the top 10 (bottom 10?):

1. Backyard Dogs
2. Manos, the Hands of Fate
3. Space Mutiny
4. Hobgoblins
5. Future War
6. Troll 2
7. Santa With Muscles
8. Werewolf
9. Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
10. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians[/code][/url]

[Jewelee]

THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE and THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT and SWIMFAN and that movie with jonny depp about jack the ripper i forgot the name, i hate that movie. I thought Simply Irresistable was a cute movie it was sort of different than your typical romantic movie.

[Sweet One]

The adventures of Pluto Nash was absolute SHITE!! I saw a part of it at my cousin's house and i was like :shock: at how bad it was!!

[::Hayley::]

the 100 worst movies ever according to www.imdb.com users is here: http://us.imdb.com/bottom_100_films

here's the top 10 (bottom 10?):

1. Backyard Dogs
2. Manos, the Hands of Fate
3. Space Mutiny
4. Hobgoblins
5. Future War
6. Troll 2
7. Santa With Muscles
8. Werewolf
9. Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
10. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians[/code][/url]

good work!lol :lol:

i havent heard of any of those films...
thats probably why they're a bit pants...

[sailormaxx]

hehe, I loved Labyrinth...childhood favorite of mine. :shrug: it is a freaky movie though :D

Jewelee, I haven't seen those other movies, but I agree about the Jack the Ripper movie. I think it was called From Hell. I didn't like that one at all.

This is all I can think of at the moment...
The Fast and the Furious
The Glass House
Here on Earth

[::Hayley::]

ooo u loved Labyrinth...? :o

it gives me the shivers just thinking about it *shivers*

david bowie and his skin tight leggings which exposed more than they needed to
* shudders * :shock:

[sailormaxx]

sorry. :D well, it's not my favorite movie of all time, but I used to watch it a lot when I was a kid. I love it, it's sooo 80's. :D

yeah, that is kind of scary. :? :shock:

ah here's another movie that freaked me out...my friend made me watch it. It's another puppet movie...The Dark Crystal :shock:

[::Hayley::]

oo i havent seen that one

has anyone seen Stephen King's "It"?

FREAKING CLOWNS http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/traurig/sad-smiley-001.gif

[Professor Peedston]

good work!lol :lol:

i havent heard of any of those films...
thats probably why they're a bit pants...

there were a few bigger budget movies in there. Glitter (with mariah carey) was #12 and kangaroo jack was 20something.

my personal picks of movies that suck are The Fifth Element, any Jean Claude van Damme movie ever, and Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone

[cold_kitty]

but harry potter was ever so magical!? *lol*

you know what movie really sucks that i forgot to mention? down to you with freddie prinze and julia styles! wtf was that crap?!

[MrsColdplay4Eva]

what about music of my heart? (i htink its called that. with gloria estefan) that is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jacob]

Pay It Forward. That movie was just too cheesy.

[Sweet One]

but harry potter was ever so magical!? *lol*

you know what movie really sucks that i forgot to mention? down to you with freddie prinze and julia styles! wtf was that crap?!

You make me laugh Nadine.... :lol: :lol:

[cold_kitty]

*blushes* oh laura!!! lol *hugs*

[naca]

The Wedding Planner was shit:(

[Jewelee]

oooh i just remembered that movie i was talking about with johnny depp about jack the ripper, its caller FROM HELL, yeah it was definitely from hell cause it sucked major ass, I cant believe i paid to go see that movie.

[Sweet One]

I have that movie Jewelee. My friend taped a bunch of movies for me off satellite and gave it to me and that was one of them. I never watched it though. I only watched the others. hahahaha :D

[Victoria]

Titanic - it was on TV the Christmas before last. I started to watch it but got REALLY bored and went out for a walk for ages. When I came back it was STILL on and everyone hadn't died yet.

I also hated The English Patient, it was done well, but SUCH a miserable story. Not just sad, totally suicidal!

[Sweet One]

The first part of Titanic is terrible Vicky...so long and dragged through....ahhhh.... :-x

[Guy'sChick]

The Wedding Planner was shit:(

awww no i loved that movie!!

[Guy'sChick]

i think james bond movies suck! i hate james bond

[squirlymoo]

Corky Romano was terrible. Oh lord, I can't believe I spent 6 bucks on that piece of shit.

...and I like Harry Potter. :| But I'm nerdy, so ignore me.

[DrPolitik]

FreeJack :shock: TOTALLY unwatchable!!

Battlefield Earth - ok i never actually saw this one, but by all accounts its a wonder they let Travolta do another film! I wouldnt touch it with someone elses 10 foot pole let alone my own :lol:

Spider - they outta pass out sleeping pills with this one, its also one of the bleakest films ive seen in a while

Avalon - totally lame virtual reality video game film *superfuckingyawn*

Mr Deeds - ok i like Adam Sandler & John Tuturro but this???!!!, an enema would probably be a more pleasant experience than sitting through this again
:shock:

The Big Hit - I cant express how bad this was in words :D

Waterworld - ????WHAT????? :shock:

The Road to Wellville - if youve never heard of this film consider yourself lucky, i have to live with the memory every day :shock:

Blame it on the Bellboy - same goes for this waste of a perfectly good film reel

[el_scorcho]

Master of Disguise :shock:
Legally Blonde 2
Valentine

[Jacob]

1. THE RING
2. Silent Night, Evil Night 5
3. Christmas Evil
4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part Two
5. Resident Evil
6. DareDevil

these moves are really damn bad!

[fifi]

yeah valentine was awful!!!! :shock:
soul survivors is easily the worst film i've ever seen!!!! :o :roll:
biggest load of rubbish ever!!!
and mikey!!!! :? :roll:

[Corner Kid]

There's two types of bad movies:

A) Bad movies that are so bad, you never want to see them ever again, and you want to make up for the hour and a half that you have just wasted. They're so bad, they haunt you in your sleep, and scar you for life.

B) Bad movies that are so bad, they're great! Can a movie be so bad that it actually goes beyond the furthest depths of "bad" and crosses into the realm of "good?" Yes it can! And Here are my Top Five choices for the absolute best "Awsomely Awful" Movies:


1) "Dead Alive" (you will NEVER, ever find a more violent movie. And the Lawnmower scene proves it. This is a Peter Jackson classic (director of Lord of the Rings) and if you find it, BUY IT, DO NOT RENT IT. Video Rental Stores only carry the edited version, because of how violent it is. Its a New Zealand Film, and there's a lot of British Humor in it, which takes away the whole essence of a horror film. This is definitely a horror film turned comedy.)

2) "Story of Ricky" (this is the movie with the famous head-crush scene used in The Daily Show when Craig Kilborn hosted it, when he did "Five Questions." Its the most violent Kung-Fu out there, not as violent as Dead Alive, but violent enough to be #2 on my list. Like Dead Alive, there are some really strange people in the movie, and you cant help but laugh at them. Like for instance, one of the gang leaders is the most feminine guy I've ever seen in a kung-fu movie. And the Assistant Warden has a glass eye which also serves as a container to hold mints. You can find this movie at a video store, Media Play, or Best Buy. Its a cult phenomenon, so its not going to be cheap.)

3) "Jack Frost 2" (dont be fooled by the title. This isnt the Disney movie Where Michael Keaton becomes a snowman and hangs out with his son. This is a movie about a MUTANT KILLER SNOWMAN. and in the sequel, he reeks havoc on an unsuspecting island resort, IN THE FREAKING TROPICS! This movie has some of the worst acting I've ever seen, much like a bad 80s soap opera. You can find this movie in the horror section of any video rental store. This movie comes complete with some of the most annoying characters in movie history.)

4) "Meet the Feebles" (This is the most demented movie I've ever seen. Leave it to Peter Jackson to make it. Its a story about a group called "The Feebles" who do variety shows in a theater, featuring theatrical song performances. The main character Wobert goes in to join the cast and discovers that the place is filled with drugs, sex, murder, underground snuff porn, visually-disturbing sexually transmitted diseases, drug trafficking, and black tar heroin. And to top it all off, the movie features a cast made up ENTIRELY OF ANIMAL PUPPETS. There are no people in this movie. This is like Sesame Street on acid.)

5) "Crippled Masters" (This is a kung-fu movie that MUST be seen. A guy with no arms teams up with a guy with no legs, to take revenge on the man who crippled them, who happens to be an evil warlord, who has a huge metal hump in his back that is strangely never talked about in the movie. This movie features actors who are crippled in real life, and all the stunts are real. Sometimes you can find it for rent. I suggest you rent it and watch it with friends for some laughs.)

[Manders]

this is a good idea... :D

i thought moulin rouge sucked quite a lot of ass :?
its the first and only film i have walked out of without watching it to the end....
PAINFUL EXPERIENCE...
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: you need mental help now! that movie is awsome!!!!!!

[Manders]

hm gangs of new york sucked sucked sucked! i only liked the u2 song :)

[el_scorcho]

Moulin Rouge was ok I guess.

[Jewelee]

A view from the top was awesomely awful, was gwyneth on crack or something to do a movie like that but i would actually see it again cause mike myers was funny like always.
Whoever saw this movie? what decade was it set on? cause i was confused on whether it was the 80s or 90s

[Manders]

yea that movie sucked..legally blonde 2 is in the top 5 worst films ive seen ever! :shock:

[staring elf]

Ocean's eleven

[blackeyes]

Simply Irresitable - oh sarah michelle gellar! how did they trick you into making this


yeah but i quite like this movie. i think it's lovely. ;)

Ghost from Mars and
Black hawk down

i feel asleep when i watch

Black hawk down

is the worst war movie....you don't even know the different...i mean all the soldier look same... :?

[DrPolitik]

you want suck ass films!?

ANY STEVEN SEGAL FILM...EVER :shock:

[soleil]

I saw view from the top. I watched it 'cause I thought Mike Meyers would be good in it, but the movie ended up being just ok.
(it's assES the window, not ASSes the window :) )
And I thought I was the only one who didn't think Titanic was the BEST movie on earth. It was sad, but SOOO unbelievable. How was she really gonna fall in love with the guy in two seconds?
yeah right.
she should've been glad that she didn't drown.

There's so many other bad movies out there that there are just tooo many to mention...