The Big Brother 5 Thread

[bart]

I applied to be on it. I got nowhere whatsover. However I will be watching. I hope its better than last year !!!

Big Brother Link

http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/B/bigbrother/

[radi0ed]

Who Goes - You Decide !


:sneaky:

[mycdplayerisbroke]

big brother sucks

[*Justine*]

When does this one start? or has it already?

[bart]

Friday 28th May 2004 !

[Hicksy]

whoot!

lets say it again

WHOOT! :D

[Reilly]

Jeesus, FIVE OF THEM

Kinda dragged out a bit?

And its for a measly £70,000 when all of them nick of to the papers for like a half million. Ridiculous.

[Sammie]

oooh this year it's going to be EVIL apperently. :stunned:

[bart]

I just love the show. I will go sleep when the house mates go sleep and wake up when they wake up. Have my breakfeast when they have theirs. (well when I am not at work anyway. For the next 10 weeks I will be in the house with them. I really hope its better than last years though or it will be my last year watching it. I am a die hard fan.

[radi0ed]

How Sad !


HTTT :sneaky:

[Reilly]

Hahaha totally, thats fricken pathetic.

Sorry man, but I can just imagine you imagining youre in the house, relating to these people.

[DoogieJ]

£100,000 this year round...and im gonna mist the 1st 10 days cos I'm in germany :(

[Sammie]

yesterday I heard 2 couples are going in, a strippers going in and an ex-prostitutes going in. thats all i know about it.

[bart]

To be honest if thats gonna being going on I will not watch it if there is too much messing about like last year. I will start of a anti big brother thread !

[girlstar]

Big Brother gets boring after a while. Can you believe here they get $1 million dollars if they win?! :stunned: I'd go in it for that reason only. :lol:

[Mimixxx]

BigBrother best bits on E4 now :D

[radi0ed]

£100,000 this year round...and im gonna mist the 1st 10 days cos I'm in germany :(

£70.000 not £100.000 :sneaky:

[soleil]

I wonder if they're going to do a Big Brother in the US.. the last one wasn't that interesting. I wonder if the english ones are better..

[bart]

4 hrs - 12 minutes to go...

[Gas_Man]

I already find the bald 'Queen' was went in first...i going to grow to hate him, i know it

[Gas_Man]

the 1st THREE i don't like..

[::Hayley::]

hahahahah

dude, stop clapping your hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gas_Man]

^^I dont get that :huh: :)
I think they've picked all annoying people on purpose..there's definately going to be a lot of pettifogging in this big brother :D
So far it's the blonde haired girl who seems to be the most down to earth. all the men seem like they lack knowledge of anything...except the Cleverst Guy in the world of course;)

[Gas_Man]

The Recorder playing is my favourite, she's nice, and seems like the only one i'd want to talk too in person. (i'm the only sad one commenting too much on this :rolleyes: )

[::Hayley::]

^^I dont get that :huh: :)
I think they've picked all annoying people on purpose..there's definately going to be a lot of pettifogging in this big brother :D
So far it's the blonde haired girl who seems to be the most down to earth. all the men seem like they lack knowledge of anything...except the Cleverst Guy in the world of course;)

Lol, I meant that the first guy who was in did not stop clapping his hands :rolleyes: :P

[BlissfullyMuse]

:lol: Marco will win!!!!!!!!!

And that arrigant bastard with the dodgy thong must go!!!!!

And why did that Kitten have to swallow her g/f whole before she went in the house lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mimixxx]

Oh God....I can't stand them!! None of them are NORMAL!!!

I want to smack ALL of them....most of the girls are all clones...size eight, straight hair, tacky clothes....ugh!

[BlissfullyMuse]

:lol: :lol: :lol: I love Marco, hes gotta do well

[Mimixxx]

I want Brian, Kate, Helen, Tickle, Bubble, Jonny, Alex and SPANKY!!!!!

Is Marco the really camp one?

[BlissfullyMuse]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Lol haha yer the one who is always clapping his hands lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Brian and Bubble were kewl :cool:

[BlissfullyMuse]

:stunned: Nadia is a transexual

[BlissfullyMuse]

http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/housemates/marco/housematesmainpage_marco.jpg

[Mimixxx]

Who's Nadia?

*goes to BB site*

Ooooh :stunned:

Is Kitten a girl? :huh: :stunned:

[fifi]

Oh God....I can't stand them!! None of them are NORMAL!!!

I want to smack ALL of them....most of the girls are all clones...size eight, straight hair, tacky clothes....ugh!
I know! They all seem so irritating!! :rolleyes: :stunned:

[Mimixxx]

Maybe they'll grow on me...but I never felt this irritated by them at the beginning the last four times :thinking:

[fifi]

me neither :idea2: :/
and that barbie doll lookalike has a slipknot tattoo on her shoulder?? what now?! :lol: :rolleyes:

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Maybe she saw loads of kids with Slipknot hoodies and mistook it for a designer label :idea2: :rolleyes:

[fifi]

:lol: :lol: yeah she seems a little left out of the bbq to me but I'll wait to judge her :lol: :rolleyes:

[Mimixxx]

The one with the buck teeth needs taking down a peg or two....

Why do some people not realise from past BB shows that the loud, annoying one ALWAYSget booted off first! (apart from Jade Goody - grrr)

[fifi]

I know but they're the most entertaining :idea2:

[Mimixxx]

I agree they are, but they should start off quiet and then get loud...if you're really loud on the first day everyones going to be like AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH :stunned:

[fifi]

:lol: :lol: hmmm I suppose unless you're somewhere in the middle and have little spurges of being loud and quiet

[Mimixxx]

Like turets with style? :idea2:

[fifi]

:lol: :lol: :lol: omg I think that's the funniest thing I've ever read on here...or else I'm dilussional

[Mimixxx]

:surprised:

:embarrased:

:D

[fifi]

:lol: :P

[Mimixxx]

Mixed emoticons :idea2:

My dad's just bought this wireless network thing so I'm lying in bed posting on here...it's ace! I feel like a lazy queen :stunned:

[fifi]

biatch! I'm sitting in my bloody sitting room and everyones gone to bed! :rolleyes: :dozey:

[Mimixxx]

It's not that great...a bit slow :idea2:

Oooops another thread off topic

*is ashamed by behaviour* :P

[fifi]

:lol: :lol: wouldn't see that on BB! :idea2:

[bart]

OK I think it might be better than last year !

[badlydrawngirl]

oh dear, what a mix of strange people :lol:
that Kitten wanting to snog her g/f on TV was SO a publicity stunt though :rolleyes:
should be fun nonethless

[Mimixxx]

I hope I grow to like them...:thinking:

[bart]

Day 2 of the 71 !

me too ! But I dont like that marco ! I can see real fireworks in this one !

[Reilly]

This years BB is a load of crap, its just plain ridiculous.

Its like, y'know when you play The Sims, and you feel like putting a whole load of weird characters in there, like a Fireman and a Ballerina, BB5 is just like that.

[bart]

This years BB is a load of crap, its just plain ridiculous.

Its like, y'know when you play The Sims, and you feel like putting a whole load of weird characters in there, like a Fireman and a Ballerina, BB5 is just like that.


Your such a doom merchant !

[Garfield]

They have chosen the people they have chosen to purposefully stir things up! I only watch the eviction nights.

[badlydrawngirl]

This years BB is a load of crap, its just plain ridiculous.

Its like, y'know when you play The Sims, and you feel like putting a whole load of weird characters in there, like a Fireman and a Ballerina, BB5 is just like that.


Your such a doom merchant !


:lol: :lol:

[bart]

Day 4 of the 71

Big Brother gets evil, really evil on Saturday it was anouced their would be no Eviction on Friday this week. However the housemates will be asked for someone to leave the house. This would be done on a basis of one vote per housemate.

It will be then annouced to the house who is to be evicted. The nominated housemate will be seen by the other housemates leaving the house. The shock bit is the evicted housemate will enter a secrect room. See a video of those who nominated them. A they will be able to let back in the house and weak their revenge on the other housemates.


Big Brother has got :evil:

Kitten has to go.

[badlydrawngirl]

no kitten must stay to stir up trouble, because she's winding up victor and he's coming out with the best one-liners

[fifi]

:lol: :lol: this years is so bad it's funny! :rolleyes: :lol:

[badlydrawngirl]

:lol: how great is marco?! :lol:

[Sammie]

I think Daniel is pretty funky too..

[bart]

no kitten must stay to stir up trouble, because she's winding up victor and he's coming out with the best one-liners

Day 5 Day 5 of 72

I am coming around to that. !! But they are telling her they make her go if the behivohor countiues as it sets a bad example to the rest of the house mates if she can get away it so can they.

[Gas_Man]

i think something massive will happen in this one, it has too with the type of people who are in it i think. With Big Brother, alot of it, is watching it waiting for something to happen, which it often doesn't...But this time, i'm slightly more hopeful

[bart]

I hope ur right !

[badlydrawngirl]

yeah i'm pretty sure something good is going to happen *awaits in anticipation*

[DoogieJ]

£100,000 this year round...and im gonna mist the 1st 10 days cos I'm in germany :(

£70.000 not £100.000 :sneaky:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3759247.stm

it's £100,000 assuming they pass tests, now say sorry :P

[bart]

Big Brother is really evil have you heard the alarm that goes off in the morning to wake up the housemates. It woke me up this morning. !! May bee I might use it as me new alarm clock :idea2:

[Mimixxx]

It woke you up?

Did you have the TV on :huh:

[bart]

yes all the others times its quite as they are sleeping or there is a sound dip cause something is being dicussed which can not be broadcasted on day time TV. Infact there is too many of these sound dips which leaves me thinking, producers and programme makers come in the house and engage with the housemates for one reason or other.

[Mimixxx]

You mean on E4? That's what really annoys me about that.

I know what you mean, because if the sound dips really were just for language purposes surely they could just bleep the word(s) out as it's on a delay anyway.

I get the impression they've been told by Big Brother how to act this year anyway...especially with this whole 'Big Sister' thing :rolleyes:

[bart]

I do. And on the sound dips happen way to often did you know they have 15 minutes to play around with this as its delayed by this time.

I hope they have not been told by bigbrother how to act. this would ruin the whole concept of the idea of the game.

[badlydrawngirl]

kitten has gotten too carrried away with her anarchist stance. IT'S A GAMESHOW WOMAN!'

[Gas_Man]

^^ exactly. it looks pathetic when she is rebeling against Big Brother. It's hardly anything worth doing. And she says she doesn't like being told what to do, surely she knew that WAS part of the GAME before she went in :confused:

[Sammie]

yeh thats what really annoys me about Kitten, if she really hates authority and she has her own rules, why even bother joining big brother...when she goes in the diary room she talks to big brother as if she's shocked that they've been given instructions..almost as if she's never seen the show before and didnt see it coming..

[bart]

It says something about Kitten though she is the most talked about housemate so far. !

[Mimixxx]

Marco's crying today was hilarious! :lol:

An Victor getting angry at Kitten in case he got chucked out because of her breaking the rules...hello mate you'll be leaving soon anyway because you're annoying as fuck!!!!

Goodnight :cool: :P

[bart]

Day 7

It all happend last night, Big Borther called Emma into the dairy room and gave the housemates a laminet saying. Big Brother is bored with the housemates breaking the rules.

So as a consquence of Kitten getting another warning one of the housemates will be evicted the timing and who is evicted of this is up to Big Brother.

After this it all kicked off between Emma and Kitten. Victor got involved as well.
I wonder who they may choose.

[BlissfullyMuse]

Dammmmmmmmm u Kitten shes getting on me wick....i hope its Kitten that gets voted out the feckin retarded bitch she has to ruin it for everyone just to get attention...just wait and see when she gets voted out how many people will boo her and curse at her :angry: :angry:

[bart]

For those people who dont have E4 tonights eposode is unmissable

[BlissfullyMuse]

dammit im upstairs...i need the satalite in my room its no use in the front room lol

whats happening plzzzz tell me

[bart]

Its the augurments between Kitten, Victor and Emma. And a housemate crying.

[bart]

It will be on Channel 4 at 10 PM tonight !

[badlydrawngirl]

ah i missed y'days went to see harry potter instead! :D


Dammmmmmmmm u Kitten shes getting on me wick....i hope its Kitten that gets voted out the feckin retarded bitch she has to ruin it for everyone just to get attention...just wait and see when she gets voted out how many people will boo her and curse at her




nooo keep her in, she's causing chaos, remember how BORING it was last year? :stunned: we need a stirrer!

[radi0ed]

so Kitten as finaly got her third warning for breaking bb rules , now one house mate will be evicted - but who ? :sneaky:

[badlydrawngirl]

:wink3: who knows...

[Gas_Man]

:stunned: I'm watching it live now...and there's some under bed action, from the Michelle and Stuart...it's pretty awful...i don't like how slutty they both are :/
It's been over an hour now :o

[bart]

Damm I dont belive it !!!! :stunned: Go staurt

[bart]

:stunned: I'm watching it live now...and there's some under bed action, from the Michelle and Stuart...it's pretty awful...i don't like how slutty they both are :/
It's been over an hour now :o

It was almost hardcore porn !!!

Tonights show is going to unmissbale again. I wonder who will go, and who would be thinking they are going.

[Gas_Man]

ah...it sounds like i'm a nerd, and that i watch it all the time..but only one of those is true ;) Kitten climbed onto the roof again :rolleyes: :snore: wanting alcohol..
I think she has a screw loose somewhere. :confused:

[bart]

Was this today. ??? ^^

[Gas_Man]

yeah...about two hours ago

[bart]

wow did u see it last night talk about a show and a half 3 30 AM I have seen loads of porn and sex on the TV but I have never seen live sex like people doing it for real.! :stunned:

[badlydrawngirl]

:stunned: *is so watching tonight*

[Gas_Man]

<to Daryl>
yeah I did see that...with my 4 hours of sleep per night...it allows me to see Everything. I don't know whether that is a good, or bad thing.
Also, i'm Glad Kitten has gone...and i also Shells nekked body :blush:
i like her chirpy activeness, i think she's kind of the only one i'd want to know out of the house members

[Reilly]

It wasnt sex, she blew him off, well, from the highlights I've seen.

Poor Stuart. Sure he got a blowjob from a hot girl with nice tits and a good ass, but it was on National TV and you just know he was well aware of it. But the poor guy couldnt tell her to fuck off, because if he did he'd lose a lot of respectability. How I would of responded:

Made it very, very clear to Michelle that I had made a promise to myself I wouldn't get any such action in the BB house because everyone I know is watching. My grandmother knows Im in the house and she's proud of me being here, she doesnt want to see this.

Michelle, and more importantly, the nation, would sympathyse. But instead Stuart just sat back and was like "Uh, yeah youre sexy too, deeerr". And she was like "You can have a squeeze of my bap if you like" like what the hell? Is she 12? These people dont have a clue.

And I doubt its being staged. I just doubt it.

The long dipping of sound is not because of swearing, I shall explain.

If you want to talk about your friend, Gerry Bird, who's cheating on his girlfriend, Gerry Bird's girlfriend might just be watching BB live at that very point. Gerry Bird is going to be very pissed off that his confidential situation has been thrown onto TV, and he would be liable to sue Big Brother.

Think about it, think about the amount of time you spend talking about other people, their situations, your friends, anyone. You spend a lot of time talking about them and mentioning their names, so of course the contestants are going to be talking about them.

Its really stupid to think that BB are instructing them during the sound dips, the producers could just change to a different angle within the house and instruct them then. Dont be silly.

[Gas_Man]

she acts like she has the brain of a 13 / 14 year old girl. she annoys me a lot, and, what is worse...she is the nearest person on Big Brother to where i live. I couldn't be bothered with her, who cares if she's
a hot girl with nice tits and a good ass
even though, i don't think she is those things...but her personality is awful and clingy, and not in a cute way...she's like an annoying little Cousin :D

[badlydrawngirl]

ooh yeah and she say's 'chicken' a lot :stunned:

[bart]

Chicken..... Oh Chicken its gonna be the quote the summer 2004. Do you remeber Jades 'Bla Bla Bla ' to cut short something, when she was trying to explain something. ?
And in the First one the word Minging as used by Mel was used a lot more since then. ?

Its all gone a bit quite since Kitten has left, you could notice instantly what the house is now missing. Something tells me Victor is gonna try and stir things up in the house.

[badlydrawngirl]

officially hating michelle :dozey:

[DoogieJ]

Wooo i get to watch big brother 5 for the 1st time when I get home tonight :D

[bart]

***Big Brother revealed to much this morning.

Internet Big Brother fans got more than they bargained for today when the live feed from the house broadcast on RealOne Player was temporarily plugged into pre-show floor management rehearsals behind the scenes at Big Brother's Little Brother.

For over 20 minutes the feed showed floor managers planning out the camera moves necessary to follow Dermot around the live show.

The unintended broadcast will leave egg on the faces of production staff, whose joking and leering comments on female Big Brother contestants have now been leaked to the Internet.

At one stage, whilst watching a video monitor of live action from the house including Michelle changing, a male member of production staff is heard to say "Go on Michelle, get 'em out love, go on, ohhh - too late. Awww - OK so you'll give a bloke head on telly but you won't show us your nips. Fine. No puppies for Christmas."

The member of staff then suggests Michelle should have covered her face with her bikini instead of wearing it - "Cos she's got a face like a bulldog licking p*** off a thistle".

The last part of the leaked footage is when Dermot's arrived on set, and is bantering with the crew. "And then I went home and had some crisps", he says with a big mock-wink to camera, "You know what I'm talking about there - they weren't potatoes, let me put it that way!".

The feed then dissolves to adverts and when it returned the correct live feed footage was being broadcast. The RealOne Player live feed normally plays without TV adverts.

[badlydrawngirl]

teehee

[Reilly]

Hahaha, crazy.

[badlydrawngirl]

oh how annoying are michelle and emma??? :angry:


and dan is my fave :D

[bart]

Victor was well out of order how he fronted Emma. No need to scare the girl. !
Two people who I reckon could be up for evicton is
Ahmed and Victor
Ahmed goes (just)
Who I would want to be up
Stewart - Just to see how Michelle would cope without him or Marco The 2 faced t#'at

Marco to go. !! And his damm sealion noises !

[bart]

Michelle and Ahmed ! Are up for evicition they could be joined by a few others see the best unoffical link. This news is better then the one on the offical BB site.

http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/

[bart]

BREAKING NEWS: Three nominees for fake double eviction

Day 12

Big Brother has announced the names of the three people up for nomination this week - Ahmed, Michelle and Emma.

But in a suprise twist, last week's planned fake double eviction will now take place this Friday.

Viewers will still get to vote for the nominees - but instead they'll be picking two people to go through to the secret BB bedsit.

From there, the pair will be able to watch their clueless housemates 24/7 on a plasma screen. They'll also be asked to make a number of choices by Big Brother; if they comply they will return to the house later that week, immune from the nominations.

[badlydrawngirl]

Victor was well out of order how he fronted Emma. No need to scare the girl. !
Two people who I reckon could be up for evicton is
Ahmed and Victor
Ahmed goes (just)
Who I would want to be up
Stewart - Just to see how Michelle would cope without him or Marco The 2 faced t#'at

Marco to go. !! And his damm sealion noises !


i reckon emma walked in on victor on purpose, the man announced out loud he was going to the toilet :rolleyes:

[Gas_Man]

i would get a little pissed off at Emma, just for being so stupid. He walked in on him once before, and he told her to knock...then, he announced he was going to the toilet, and she done it again...then, after the shouting between them, she walks out and goes and does it to someone else.... :dozey:
I thought humans were supposed to be evolving :/
Also, has anyone else noticed Ahmed's extra long tooth?...i think it's a fake tooth, or it's a real tooth, but that of a small horse

[bart]

Victor was well out of order how he fronted Emma. No need to scare the girl. !
Two people who I reckon could be up for evicton is
Ahmed and Victor
Ahmed goes (just)
Who I would want to be up
Stewart - Just to see how Michelle would cope without him or Marco The 2 faced t#'at

Marco to go. !! And his damm sealion noises !


i reckon emma walked in on victor on purpose, the man announced out loud he was going to the toilet :rolleyes:

True ! However they way he reacted was well out of order. !! I liked they way he did his nominations though. I think he likes doing them ! :lol:

[Gas_Man]

ha...anyone see Ahmed go mad, smashing plates while the siren sound was on.. :D

<edit> awww...a few minutes later, he started crying, and ressumed the downstairs position of me crying, on my floor to settee :/ ....poor bugger :(

well, at least Emma was there to give some comforting words :wink3:

[::Hayley::]

Our Sky Tv hasn't been working :stunned: .... so I'm stuck with 4 normal channels... and I have to say... I have been catching up with the shows at 10pm...

AHMED IS A PSYCHO!! lol.... "Why did you bring 300 cigarettes?" - Get over it man :P

I like.. Dan (is it? - the one who gave Jason fake tan :wink3: rrrr lol)

Hope Michelle goes.... Her and that dude just sicken me :lol:
Ahmed should stay for another week at least, just to spice things up :dozey: I think Marco is gonna snap any day now :freak: haha :cool:

[Reilly]

The Bedsit coming up, hmm...

[::Hayley::]

ha...anyone see Ahmed go mad, smashing plates while the siren sound was on.. :D

<edit> awww...a few minutes later, he started crying, and ressumed the downstairs position of me crying, on my floor to settee :/ ....poor bugger :(

well, at least Emma was there to give some comforting words :wink3:

LOL
holy shit I just watched that on the repeat show!!!!!!!!!

what a crazy mofo! :stunned: :stunned: :o

good tv :lol:

[Reilly]

Plate pieces were like flying back into his face! That was nuts.

Now Im thinking, if the public vote Michelle and Emma into the Bedsit (Which it would be stupid NOT to) Ahmed will think that the public voted them out and hardly anyone voted him out, his confidence will shoot up. He knows right now that the housemates dont like him and the general public feel the same, so he's expecting to leave. If he thinks hes the most popular over Emma and Michelle, he's really going to change.

It'll be interesting, because he might become much more prominent in engaging with the group, instead of where he is now, hes just given up and resides to himself.

[badlydrawngirl]

Also, has anyone else noticed Ahmed's extra long tooth?...i think it's a fake tooth, or it's a real tooth, but that of a small horse



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: yeah cos people use horses teeth when they need fake ones fitted :stunned: :lol: :lol:

[Gas_Man]

:lol: haha.
i can't think of a witty clever reply to that... :blush: :/
so...i hate you :angry: ;)

[badlydrawngirl]

:lol: why thank you i hate you too :wink3:

oooh jason and vanessa snogged! hot news! :o :kiss:

[Gas_Man]

:o crikey...:D :D :D i'm watching the fighting live now....the channel 4 episode is going to be crazy. i wonder if someone is thrown out, i don't want Victor out...Marco Annoyed me SO much...!..
just when i thought he was being alright too.
...hmm, just now, they're showing shots of the daytime...i think Victor is OUTTA There :P :cry:

[MrsBerry]

So that´s what you do David ? You prefer to watch fights on Big Brother ? :stunned:

[Gas_Man]

Yes.... :cool: Fights with Screaming annoying women who have Arse timber for brains :cool:

[MrsBerry]

:dozey: turn off your tv, talk to me on msn or record :D That´s better

[Gas_Man]

ah Come on!....i just said ARSE Timber...you not going to laugh at that..?
ARSE TIMBER :D i JUST made that up...c'mon Denise....
if you don't laugh at it, or humour me...maybe Badly Drawn Girl Will (Finger Crossed) :D

[MrsBerry]

okay ! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mimixxx]

Does anyone actually know what happened last night?

I know it had something to do with Victor and Jay and that Emma is back in the bedsit and that security had to be called in and the live feed had to be cut.

The website isn't giving much away and I'm intregued :stunned:

[Gas_Man]

i don't fully know anything nope... :confused:
only that the security took Emma to the bedsit like you said. I thought Victor was going to get kicked out..there were loads of banging of trays, i though maybe he'd done the world a favour and banged Emma of the head..., but i think that's doubtful. :sneaky:

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: :sneaky:

[badlydrawngirl]

we could hope :wink3:

[fifi]

I got an e~mail saying what happened
It all kicked off when a food fight got out of hand then marco was annoying the crap out of jay then he threatened him because he was dancing around in front of him and spraying water at him
but it all went down when victor was playfully throwing bits of food at emma but she got annoyed and fucked a tray at his head then he threw it back at her then she went for him and started laying into him so they had to be seperated and emma went back to the bedsit and then security was called in :dizzy2:

[Mimixxx]

WOW!!!

How great was that tonight? :o :o :o :o :D

[fifi]

I know :o it all went down in china town! :stunned: shell, michelle & stu were the only ones that didn't get too involved....sensible bunnies :rolleyes:

[Mimixxx]

All the warnings before hand too :lol:

I really hate Victor!!!! :angry:

And I now really like Dan, Vanessa to go definitely! :D

[fifi]

yeah I never liked "mr slick" and dan is the best person in there
and emma gets right on my chips and cocks the leg! :dozey:

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I used to hate Michelle too but when she's not mooning over Stu she's alright!

I wonder if Emma's still in the bedsit...she was before.

Top stuff!

[fifi]

yeah she's still in there. I think she should get chucked out :idea2: :rolleyes: :dozey:

[Mimixxx]

Is she? Poor chicken though...stuck on her own :stunned:

If Emma gets chucked out Victor should too! :idea2:

I liked the way right at the end the camera zoomed into the painting on the wall "no more war" :rolleyes: :lol:

[fifi]

:lol: :lol: yeah it's very ironic how that was on the wall... :lol: :rolleyes:

[Mimixxx]

Kitten will be sooo disappointed :P

[fifi]

:lol: :lol: I know all her dreams will be shattered
Someone else outsmarted her on the havok front :idea2: :rolleyes: :lol:

[::Hayley::]

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
what a show!
i promised myself that i wouldnt get addicted lol but after that fight... LOL great stuff :cool:

crazy man :dizzy: it was like a drunken brawl outside my local nightclub :lol: :lol: ah i joke. not really.

damn my sky tv for not working....... keep me posted guys!!!

[Mimixxx]

I'm not downstairs so I can't see it, but I was on E4 about an hour ago and they were watching a recording of the England match!

BB should be punishing them, not rewarding them :stunned:

[fifi]

yeah I'm watching it at the moment and they're just sitting around and shell was saying how she fancies frank lampard :wink3: :lol:

[Mimixxx]

I saw Dan say the same about Cole :idea2: :lol:

[fifi]

:lol: :lol: now they're talking about drug testing :idea2: :lol:

[Mimixxx]

Awww I want BB now...maybe I'll trot downstairs :idea2:

But it might be on C4 later :thinking:

[fifi]

silence at the moment :dozey:

[Mimixxx]

I hate it when they do that! :angry:

It's on a 20 minute dely...you'd think they'd be bothered to bleep out the offending material instead of soon noob randomly pressing the mute button :rolleyes:

[fifi]

I know :rolleyes:
dan said beckham looks like h from steps :lol: :lol:
and nadia just told them about her tattoo really saying nancy :idea2:

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Awww I love Dan! :D :D

Did she? Did they ask why?

[fifi]

:lol: yeah dan's the coolest
well they were talking about beckhams tattoos and she just told them...ok btw it's in chinese so she didn't actually realise until someone she knows who can read chinese told her :idea2:
they were asked to write their biggest secrets on their entry form before going into the house, and believe it or not, that's what hers/his was :lol: :lol: :stunned:

[Mimixxx]

That's her biggest secret? :stunned:

Did she forget one? :lol:

[fifi]

:lol: :lol: I think se may have you know.... :idea2:
I actually can't stand her voice so I had to change the channel :lol: :rolleyes:

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Have you seen this? ( http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=5863 )

ITV news before said they were in big trouble and I think they are...the police were talking about prosecuting :stunned: :lol:

[fifi]

yeah I got a big mad long e~mail today from my sis (she's bb mad :rolleyes: ) and it said that the police were looking at the footage and some of them could be done for criminal offences :idea2: ....or what you said :lol: :rolleyes:
I always have to be long and awkward :rolleyes: :lol:

[Mimixxx]

No it was short and unawkward :idea2: :D

The BB website is so slow :angry:

[fifi]

:lol: :lol: thanks that makes all the difference :P

I know although I feel very ill now because I've seen a close up of nadias bare botty :sick:

[Mimixxx]

Ewwwww...was it manly :stunned:

NYPD fecking Blue is on :angry:

[fifi]

:lol: :lol: well I don't know...I suppose it was but she had a thong on so....hmm :sick:

ah change the channel!! :o :rolleyes: :lol:

[Mimixxx]

I have changed the channel...but it's channel 4 and I was hoping for BB :/

I might have to stop being lazy and go downstairs to sky :rolleyes:

Are they still watching the game? :idea2:

[fifi]

it's on ads now :rolleyes: :dozey:

[Mimixxx]

Damn ads :angry:

And what's with this TalkTalk thing? Bring back 02 :stunned:

[fifi]

:lol: :lol: I know :rolleyes:
ah michelle pull up your trousers woman! :rolleyes:

[Mimixxx]

They are up :stunned:

Oh you were talking to BB Michelle :P

Is she going after Stu again? :rolleyes:

[Reilly]

Talk Talk guy is soooo annoying. The very first time me and my brother saw him I said "Aww now we have to look at this gimp for the next 10 weeks" and we do! Damn hes so bad.

They got pretty pissed last night...

[fifi]

:lol: :lol: oh I'm sorry I keep forgetting! Because you are MIMI! I can't imagine you as Michelle :lol: :P
well there's no chase left, ya know? :rolleyes:

[Mimixxx]

No chase? You mean no choice? Stu is well and truely trapped :stunned: :P

[fifi]

:lol: :lol: yeah I suppose...potato, potato :lol: :lol: ...hmmm that doesn't really work... :lol: :rolleyes:

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: :lol: I know what you mean.

They're not drinking again are they? :stunned:

[fifi]

I don't think so and I doubt they will be for a while :dizzy2: :drunk:

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:stunned: Zach from Saved By The Bell is in NYPD :stunned:

[fifi]

:o :lol: :lol:

[Mimixxx]

It's shocked I tell thee

[fifi]

I used to fancy the pants off him...................HOW?!! :stunned: :lol: :lol:

[Mimixxx]

He had floppy hair and boyish good looks :idea2:

[fifi]

hmmmm I s'pose :lol: :lol: :stunned:

[Mimixxx]

It's true :D

BB is on C4...woo :D

[fifi]

:lol: ah cula bula :cool:

[Mimixxx]

:cool:

Victor just said that if he gets evicted then BB will probably bring him back in...what a tosspot :stunned:

[fifi]

:rolleyes: ah push him up the stairs! :rolleyes: :dozey:

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: Up the stairs?

Then I'd have to touch his ass...euch!

[fifi]

:lol: :lol: I usually jinx people when I say push them up the stairs...and it hurts more when you fall up the stairs :rolleyes: :sneaky:

[Mimixxx]

I'll have to remember that :idea2: :sneaky:

[fifi]

:lol: :cool:

[Mimixxx]

*pushes brother up stairs*

Ooooh you're right :idea2:

[fifi]

drop them in the shit :sneaky: :stunned: :lol:

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Are you watching Dan and Loser (Victor...geddit? :rolleyes: )

[fifi]

yup :lol: :lol: I hope they do bring in manure...good for the skin :lol:

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Is that what you use? :idea2:

[fifi]

only the best :lol: :lol:

[Mimixxx]

Should I ask the manure of what/who? :stunned:

Look at Jay...the big girl :dozey:

[fifi]

now that's be telling....well usually justin hawkins :wink3: :wink3:

I know I can't stop laughing at him! :lol: :lol: :artist:

[Mimixxx]

Wow...does Justin sell his shit?

Oh yeah, Permission to Land. :idea2:

He makes me feel guilty...I don't moisturise that much :stunned:

[fifi]

:lol: :lol:

I don't think any girl takes as much pride in their appearance as Jay does :stunned: :lol: :rolleyes:

[Mimixxx]

I know :stunned:

And they're blatently talking about tatical voting and BB isn't doing anything :rolleyes:

[fifi]

yeah it's not against the rules this year :idea2: if they say fuckin' anymore I'll smack them with a brolly! :rolleyes:

[Mimixxx]

Isn't it? :stunned:

Well it should be :angry:

[fifi]

nope I think after they saw how it worked out in bb usa they thought it might make it a bit more scandalous like it did over there :idea2: :rolleyes:

[Reilly]

Fuckin ridiculous that is... Aye fuckin aye...

[fifi]

it's all just fecked up big time :dozey: :rolleyes:

[Mimixxx]

Ugh Victor will be in for at least another two weeks :angry:

[Gas_Man]

i prefer Victor over Michelle and Emma... :/

[::Hayley::]

oooh... first interview with Emma tonight...

I didn't even know she was out of the house :stunned: :rolleyes: until I saw the ad's on tv!

The action in the house is boooring again :dozey:

[Mimixxx]

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Victor's reaction to Emma's departure: "Result!"

Ugh...kick him out Big Brother!

The police even interviewed Emma when she left to see if she wanted to press charges against Victor...he should be booted! :angry: :angry: :angry:

[Gas_Man]

what did he do wrong?

[Mimixxx]

The fight on Wednesday....they didn't show it for legal reasons but he actually went for Emma with a knife!

[Reilly]

:o

Fuck, I was unawares of this.

[Mimixxx]

I know and yet she gets chucked out :rolleyes:

[Reilly]

Haha I didnt even know she was chucked out, its all messed up.

Damnit you gotta get Alicia Silverstone out of your avatar! Damn!

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry :sneaky:

[Gas_Man]

he went at her with a Knife?....where did you find that out?? :/ (not saying you're lying)

[::Hayley::]

Oooh I didn't know about the knife either.... :o

Is that why on the interview last night Davina couldn't go into detail about the fight?
I was looking forward to that :smug:
Juicy :wink3: :lol:

[Gas_Man]

surely i would have heard about that if it were true :/ maybe she couldn't go into detail about it coz Victor couldn't give his side of the story...
plus...I would go after her with a knife...and surely there was no way he was going to go anything with it...i doubt it would have been a serious threat..
i'm Pro Victor!

[Mimixxx]

Oneof the GMTV presenters said that she'd seen the full uncut version of the fight (which we'll never see because of ITC etc) and that Victor was out of control and at one point picked up a knife. Big Brother also confirmed that Emma had been interviewed by police about pressing charges.

I really can't stand him... :stunned:

[BlissfullyMuse]

She was the wrong person to be evicted, BB treated her like shit and Victor is a bastard

I read in the paper that he went at her with a Blunt knife that wouldnt do any harm to her.....hes such a pussy, him staying in the house will make men think that they can get away with threatening women and thats the wrong message to send

Emma was also evicted due to threatening behavour...hand on a min wernt they all threatening to kill each other :idea2:

[Reilly]

Now that Alicias gone, I think I want her back. Now I just wander around the house going... "Alicia? ..... Aliiiiiiiiicia?........ Lishy?!?" :/

Aaaaanywho, I never heard anything about Victor going after her with a knife. I woulda thought I'd heard something, or someone would have.

[Mimixxx]

Pour Vous:

[bart]

Best BB ever this year by a long way.

[fifi]

how do they all know about nadia being a bloke? :stunned: :lol: :lol:

[bart]

I think they sussed it. Vitor was going on about this square jaw of his/hers.
I have the best link ever for you guys on the happenings inside of the house. Its all gone a bit quite in there since last weeks mele.

BTW Gwenth loves Big Brother as well. And so does Chris Martain !

Gwyneth Paltrow has confessed to being a huge fan of Big Brother.

She has revealed that her favourite housemate is Daniel, while her husband, Coldplay's Chris Martin, likes Vanessa.

Gwyneth enjoys watching the housemates while she is at home, spending time with her new baby, Apple.

Since both Daniel and Vanessa are up for eviction this week, it seems that either Gwyneth or Chris will be disappointed on Friday night. Who will go? Stick with DS:BB and you won't miss a thing!



Source http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds6624.html

[Mimixxx]

how do they all know about nadia being a bloke? :stunned: :lol: :lol:

The jaw? :idea2: :P

[::Hayley::]

I think they sussed it. Vitor was going on about this square jaw of his/hers.lmao

[Mimixxx]

Ugh Victor :angry:

[Gas_Man]

they don't know about Nadia...only Emma does.
isn't it really weird there's only been one person out so far...and that wasn't even a proper eviction

[Mimixxx]

Kitten too :idea2:

[bart]

Things have got a bit slow since last week . :huh:
However it most likley for the best Vanessa is going at the weekend. Jasons sexual advances are a bit strong towrwards vanessa and its a concern he may ty and force her in a sistuation where its hard for her to back out of. bigbrother should have a word with them both ! before something happens and the programme ends for something like a attempted rape taking place.

[::Hayley::]

they do know about nadia...

[Mimixxx]

It'll keep getting slower for a while I think.

Big Brother are not giving them alcohol for a while to appease the police...

[Gas_Man]

haha, i forgot about Kitten completely. It's good Dan is telling Jason off when he's being an arse. coz i think he feels like he wouldn't actually Be like that if he weren't in the house, and he doesn't want to be seen as that when he leaves.
Another Plus point for Dan

[Mimixxx]

Kitten is easily forgotten :P

One of many plus points for Dan :D

[Gas_Man]

i liked the plays they done last night....i actually laughed a bit at them

[bart]

they were quite funny !

[Gas_Man]

Daryl...are you the guy from Big Brother's EForum? :wink3:

[::Hayley::]

the house is :snore: at the moment

but woo.... a proper eviction tonight!!
byebyebyebyebye vanessa :sneaky:

[bart]

Daryl...are you the guy from Big Brother's EForum? :wink3:
No, thats a feeble prgramme.
Dermots BBLB is much better !

[Mimixxx]

the house is :snore: at the moment

but woo.... a proper eviction tonight!!
byebyebyebyebye vanessa :sneaky:

HAHAHA it better be!

[BlissfullyMuse]

I hate her so i do hope she goes, she always has a bloody panic attack if she has to cook and no one else has done it or if she has to clean :rolleyes:

[bart]

Leave Vanessa Alone she is not bad. Chris Martian says she is the best HM !

[BlissfullyMuse]

I think they sussed it. Vitor was going on about this square jaw of his/hers.
I have the best link ever for you guys on the happenings inside of the house. Its all gone a bit quite in there since last weeks mele.

BTW Gwenth loves Big Brother as well. And so does Chris Martain !

Gwyneth Paltrow has confessed to being a huge fan of Big Brother.

She has revealed that her favourite housemate is Daniel, while her husband, Coldplay's Chris Martin, likes Vanessa.

Gwyneth enjoys watching the housemates while she is at home, spending time with her new baby, Apple.

Since both Daniel and Vanessa are up for eviction this week, it seems that either Gwyneth or Chris will be disappointed on Friday night. Who will go? Stick with DS:BB and you won't miss a thing!



Source http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds6624.html

:lol: Trust Chris to go for the blonde lol...and Gwyneth has choosen the right one hehe :P

[BlissfullyMuse]

Erm...im intitled to my own opinion non?

[Mimixxx]

I thought you were a Marco fan kirk...you changed your mind? :idea2: :D

[BlissfullyMuse]

Noooo hehe i like Dan aswell, but Marco is still me fave....I havent really been watching it because iv only just got back from Spain so i need to catch up

[Mimixxx]

Well since you've been gone there's been a HUGE fight where Victor the tosser launched himself at Emma. It was actually Emma who was kicked out though (for her own sanity, apparently). Nadia and Vanessa and Jay and Marco also had huge arguments. But have (superficially) made up for now.

Vanessa and Jay are on/off romance wise, while Michelle is still very much after Stu.

Jay and Victor act like complete girls by bitching about everyone in the house and both plan to get Marco and his harem booted out. Victor intends to win ( :rolleyes: )

Jay has turned into a "moody prick" as Dan is more than happy to tell him and Ahmed rarely makes an appearance these days due to his complete dullness.

:idea2:

[BlissfullyMuse]

:lol: Yer i know about the fight and all about Jay and Victor...i ment really i need to start catching up watching it, i read most of it in the papers but i wish i could have watched it...i suppose that wat i mean and im not making any sence to myself anymore so im gonna shut up lol

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :idea2:

Well now you're back you can :D

[bart]

Noooo hehe i like Dan aswell, but Marco is still me fave....I havent really been watching it because iv only just got back from Spain so i need to catch up

*****damm u have missed alot.....

[Mimixxx]

WOOOOT!

87% in your face Vanessa. :P

Dan to win :dozey:

[bart]

Vanessa has gone :bigcry:

[fifi]

Dan to win! :cool: