Couple try for eight years to conceive...

[Mimixxx]

...but hadn't been having sex!! :stunned:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004230522,00.html

What makes me laugh about this is the clinics spokesman's comment: "We are not talking retarded people here......" :rolleyes: :lol:

[MrsBerry]

OMG ! :lol:

[*Justine*]

How could you miss that?

Dont they know where babies come from?!! :stunned:

[Kettercat]

How pathetic :lol:

[bart]

Should have made me a doner father :P

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: It's due to their strict religious background I supose.

Imagine their reactions when this doctor told them what is involved in producing a child.

"WHAT????!!!!! This goes in there?? :o "

:lol:

[Kettercat]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Professor Peedston]

That's one of the strangest things I've ever heard. :stunned:

[Joyce]

no way!!!!...

:stunned:


silly people!

[noni]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: It's hilarious!!!

And the best part:
The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education...

Mwmmmmwhwhhahaahaha!! :lol:

[Professor Peedston]

Can you imagine answering that survey?

"Pardon me, I'm from the University Clinic. Can I ask you some questions about your marriage?"
"Ok..."
"Are you aware that to have children you must have sex?"
"Um.... what?"

[el_scorcho]

:stunned: :stunned:
They didn't know you have to have sex to have kids????????? I thought 10 year olds knew that. :confused:

[Mimixxx]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: It's hilarious!!!

And the best part:
The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education...

Mwmmmmwhwhhahaahaha!! :lol:

:lol:

Can you imagine going to university to learn how to have sex!!

What the hell would the homework be? :lol:

[Professor Peedston]

Yeah that got me thinking about when exactly I figured that whole thing out. I remember at one point when I was a weeeee lad I knew what the act of sex was, and that to have children, something had to go from the male to the female, but I had no idea about sperm. So what exactly transpired there was the big mystery for me. :lol:

[Mimixxx]

I remember getting told when I was little that it was a 'special hug' :rolleyes:

[el_scorcho]

:lol: :lol: Special hug...that's funny

[Mimixxx]

Yeah and always used to think at Christmas and stuff (when there was a lot of hugging) that maybe someone would accidentally do a special hug and start dropping sprogs.

You see at this young age I wasn't aware of incest :P

[el_scorcho]

:lol: :lol:

[Professor Peedston]

:lol: :lol:

I miss the innocence of youth.

Not that much, though. :sneaky:

[Sweet One]

I remember getting told when I was little that it was a 'special hug'


:lol: special hug!! that's too good. My parents just covered my eyes whenever there was anything remotely sexual around me. :lol:

[Mimixxx]

:lol: Aw

[Sweet One]

Yeah....they wanted me to stay innocent forever. :rolleyes: :lol:

[ladylike]

It reminds me of Ralph on the Simpsons where his special spot is his shoulder, haha.

This news is very, very odd...so they never got to sexual connotations in advertisements then??? :D

[CityandColour]

Where did they think the baby would come from? Fall from the sky from one of those birds? :rolleyes:

[Mimixxx]

:lol:

A stalk?! :idea2:

[Sweet One]

Stork, i believe it's called. :D

[Mimixxx]

Haha...that makes more sense than stalk :lol: Stupid Mimi